- >you buy a fluffy pony stallion
- >and bring it home
- >your new fluffy is excited and runs around the house
- >it's eyes and fluff remind you of of the troll dolls you used to see everywhere when you were a kid
- >you name your new fluffy pony Troll
- >"Twol wun pway nao!"
- >you play with your new friend until dinner time
- >you share a large bolw of salad with Troll so he'll bond with you
- >after having dinner, you cuddle until Troll falls asleep
- >you set your lovely fluffy on a pile of old blankets
- >and smile wickedly
- >you are a troll yourself
- >you bring your mp3 player and put the earplugs on your stallion's ears
- >your fully charged mp3 plays "u mad?" till it's batteries run out
- >the next morning you feel a slight pressure on your chest and wake up to see Troll
- >he cheerfully bleats "u mad?" over and over again
- >an hour or so later, you take Troll for a walk. A test run, actually.
- >you stroll casually around the park when Troll spots a crying kid with a scrapped knee
- >Troll frowns and gets close to the kid to help make it's pain go away
- >the kid looks at your fluffy pony and reduces it's cry to a whimper
- >"u mad?"
- >you run away laughing as the kid cries harder
- >you spend your day looking for sad people and trolling them with Troll
- >back at home, you sit on the couch and turn the tv on to relax
- >Troll asks you if u mad
- >you pat him gently before you give him a hug
- >"Not at all, little buddy"
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