- >Adopted fluffy pony, named her Smidget
- >Since you got her at the egging of friends, they're really ecstatic about having all of your fluffies meet each other and play
- >Have party
- >You are informed that it is a costume party
- >Dressed as a mariachi, you put fluffy into a cat carrier
- >Upon arrival, you hear screaming and crying
- >Somehow, everyone's fluffy ponies are dying in horrific ways
- >By some coincidence, you are all mariachi
- >One of your friends is squealing like a little girl because her fluffy pony is running around the front yard on fire
- >Another on his knees holding a bifurcated fluffy that is weakly asking "whew back leggies go", guts hangingto the ground
- >The host of the party also had a pet crow
- >His fluffy decided to make friends and had his eyes ripped out
- >The bird is flying away with the eyes
- >Kneeling friend shouts "Por queeeeeeeeeeee!" to the sky as fluffy dies from shock and bleeding
- >You barely notice the one that thought to try a smoothie while the blender was still going
- >Leave without a word
- >Fluffy pony isn't in the carrier or the car
- >Get home expecting dead Smidget, but she slipped out of the cage and took a nap in her basket
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