Title: Smidget & Bit V Author: Bronitz Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/6kLnrCNA First Edit: Thursday 29th of March 2012 11:13:27 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 29th of March 2012 11:13:27 PM CDT >your friend still clings to some dead pony named Smidget >you've been finding photos of her and your master talks about her >the deceased pony might have been closer to you than you initially believed >you ask where Smidget is now >"dead" >you sigh, curled up in his lap >neighbor girl still misses her unicorn, so they bought her a pegasus >you contemplate not killing him >after all, the girl is really nice and you feel bad only for hurting her... >that is, until he opens his mouth >"Fwuffy wiek me! Be fwiends?" >you put on a big, goofy smile >you've never killed something with fire before   ***   >you huddle in the crawl space as your master's new fluffy pony plays the 'kewosine game' with a pegasus >goes up in a flash of light and smoke, wings flapping and sending droplets of burning liquid all over the yard >you hate this new pony >not because he kills, but how he's stolen your place >you were dumped in the trash after master hit you against the fridge >all you wanted was some spaghetti >now you'll have to kill the new unicorn >after you eat the dead pegasus >you've kept your distance >master is probably still mad, so you stay in the crawl space >you hear 'Bit' all the time >you could be litter mates from all the similarities >he still has to go >when the master leaves, you'll stomp his horned head in >burned pegasus tastes bad