Title:           Smidget & Bit I
Author:          Bronitz
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First Edit:      Thursday 29th of March 2012 10:45:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 29th of March 2012 10:45:31 PM CDT

>Adopted fluffy pony, named her Smidget
>Since you got her at the egging of friends, they're really ecstatic about having all of your fluffies meet each other and play
>Have party
>You are informed that it is a costume party
>Dressed as a mariachi, you put fluffy into a cat carrier
>Upon arrival, you hear screaming and crying
>Somehow, everyone's fluffy ponies are dying in horrific ways
>By some coincidence, you are all mariachi
>One of your friends is squealing like a little girl because her fluffy pony is running around the front yard on fire
>Another on his knees holding a bifurcated fluffy that is weakly asking "whew back leggies go", guts hangingto the ground
>The host of the party also had a pet crow
>His fluffy decided to make friends and had his eyes ripped out
>The bird is flying away with the eyes
>Kneeling friend shouts "Por queeeeeeeeeeee!" to the sky as fluffy dies from shock and bleeding
>You barely notice the one that thought to try a smoothie while the blender was still going
>Leave without a word
>Fluffy pony isn't in the carrier or the car
>Get home expecting dead Smidget, but she slipped out of the cage and took a nap in her basket