Title: Serving a Princess Optional epilogue Author: Bronitz Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/JR6kVaG1 First Edit: Wednesday 16th of May 2012 12:57:48 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 16th of May 2012 12:57:48 PM CDT >3 days later... >knock at your door >You open the door and are greeted by your co-worker, Todd. >"Heeyy!! anon dude!" he starts with a wave and a bright smile. >You can smell the dope on him, but you like Todd, Todd is pretty boss. >"Hey dude, whats up?" you ask. >"Hey, bro." he starts, rubbing the back of his head. "I got a favor to ask man... My mom is in the hospital right now, and I was wondering." >Oh god... >"Can you look after my fluffy dude while I'm visiting her?" >You bite down on your bottom lip, "I don't know man...". >"Please dude!" Todd begs, "I promise it'll only be a day, and he's super cool!" >You grimace before shrugging, "Alright, fine. But I don't promise anything." >"Super, bro!" he cheers before running back to his dinky little van, bringing out a litter box in one hand and a green fluffy Pony in the other. >You put the litter box in your office and go and meet Todd again, who has put the green Fluffy Pony on the ground. >"Now you be good, lil dude!" he says, pointing a finger at the fluffy. >"I be gud." The fluffy says with a long smile on its face.   >You're sitting on your couch playing some VIDEO GAMES!, when the Fluffy only known as 'dude' rolls a ball to your feet. >"Pway?" it asks, you looking down. >"Not right now..." >Okay.". >You freeze, looking down to the Fluffy. >"What?" >"Okay." it repeats. >"What, seriously? No screaming? No whining?" >Dude shakes his head, "Naw, bwo. We can pway latah..." >You realize how mellow this Fluffy is. >Oh god, its stoned. >its like, perma stoned. >"Actually... I think I will play with you." >"Cewl, bwo!" Dude says with a clap of his hooves. >You enjoy your day with Dude. >You're actually kind of sad to give him up. >You guess not all of them are THAT bad. >end.   Yeah, as I said, not my story, but defo one of my favourites I've read so I saved it. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did when I first read it.