Title: Scootafluffy's Psychological Punishment - Revised Repost Author: Bronitz Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/GeXDGqMG First Edit: Saturday 7th of April 2012 01:34:29 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 7th of April 2012 01:34:29 PM CDT Scootafluffy's Psychological Punishment - Revised Repost - 1/5 Appleloosa (from Ponibooru) 04/09/12(Mon)22:02 No.1160752   >Be a reasonable owner >Your fluffy pony has orange fluff and a magenta colored mane, you named her Scootafluffy >You always believed in positive reinforcement when it comes to your pets >Doesn't seem to be working so well >Fluffy pony is adorable when she listens to you and do what you teach her >That happens only half of the time >The other half you spend between cleaning her filth in wrong places or cleaning objects she breaks >This can't go on >You're determined to make Scootafluffy 100% obedient, by negative psychological reinforcement >You revise your teachings to her, about how good fluffy ponies are loved and recieve treats >And the bad ones must be punished >She gets a worried expression when you say that >You say that you're going to make her dinner, spaghetti as usual >"Yay, wuv sketties!" she says excitedly. >Can't keep an eye on her right now >Fluffy pony loves watching cartoons while you make her dinner >You remind her to be careful >While watching TV, she flaps her little wings and inattentively jumps onto the living room table, knocking down two glass cups >Your anger usualy didn't mean too much for her, until this day >She only says an "Oopsie" and starts jumping again >Hearing that, you comee to her direction >You say "Bad fluffy! That's not what good fluffy ponies do!" >She replies with a fumbling "Sowwy dady, where sketties? Scootafwuffy hungy!" expecting you to forgive her like you're used to >Since this is her first psychological punishment, you decide to take it easy on her   >You invite her to the kitchen, she's follows you rapidly saying "Yay, gonna eat yummy sketties! Wuv sketties" >She's almost forgetting about the glasses she broke, but you're going to remind her >You unplug the pot containing the spaghetti >The smells hits her muzzle and she drools >You grab the pot and dump all the spaghetti in the garbage >She starts crying "Why dump sketties, *sob sob* fwuffy hungy!" >You reply "No spaghetti for a weak! Bad fluffies eat pony ration! >Of course you made sure to buy a very cheap brand >You serve her the pony ration >She gives a tiny grain a bite, immediatly saying "Ewww, wation yucky! Pweasy gif sketties! Scootafwuffy sowwy!" >"No, you gotta understand, bad fluffies don't deserve tasty spaghetti! Only good fluffies deserve it." >Her stomach starts growling, all that running and jumping made her very hungry >Fluffy pony eats the ration crying and crying, begging you for spaghetties >You are really trying to teach Scootafluffy without scarring her for life >Again, you remind of what good fluffy ponies are supposed to do and not to do >After two weeks of bad tasting food, hours of complaints and whinings >And constant remins of how good spaghetti tastes, she learned not to break things in the table >Good >But her nut sized brain can't apply this logic for other objects in the house >It's play time, and you turn on the TV, you start watching it with fluffy pony >"Yay, wuv cawtoons. Cawtoons fwunny! Ben 10 fwun!" >You also give her some treats while she's watching >It's her favorite time of the day >Your using the internet on your laptop while doing so >Someone knocks on your door, you go to attend it, leaving your laptop behind   >She stands on top of your notebook keyboard, she sees a funny picture in the screen >When she notices, she just pooped all over your notebook's keyboard, some of the poop got into the key gaps >Fluffy pony remembers her last punishment very well >She gets desperate, little sized brain don't help deal with this situation >Only thing she thinks of is telling the poop to go away >"Go 'way poopsies! Daddy angy if fwuffy poop hewe!" >She starts thinking very hard in what to do next >Fluffy pony tries pushing the poop out of the keyboard >Only makes it worse, now the poop is smeared all over it >She runs aimlessly on the couch in despair, leaving little brown hoofprints >Fluffy pony is very desperate, crying a lot now "Daddy be angy now! No wan' mow yucky foodies!" >You come back and look baffled at the situation >You take a deep breath thinking "No physical abuse...no physical abuse." >Then you shout "Scootafluffy, how many times I have to say to poop on the litter box?!" >She replies a little more concerned than the last incident "Sowwy daddy! Can we watch cawtoons?" >She tries to change the subject when she's in trouble. Like that's going to work... >You get more angry at her disconsideration >You tell her "No! No treats, no spaghetti, and no cartoons for two weeks!" >Heartbreaking for fluffy pony >The moment you finish the sentence she immerses in a deep whimpering >"Sowwy, pwease, *sob* *sob* don't twake cawtoons! No wike yucky food! Scootafwuffy want mow tweats! " >You leave her in the safe-room and slam the door. You can still her muffled cries coming from there >Almost two weeks have passed and fluffy pony is beyond depressed, visibly thinner than before   >She begs for good tasting food and her loved cartoons every day, and cries sadly everytime you refuse it >Your way to remind her of her bad behavior is been proving effective >Fluffy pony is considerably more obedient now, in fear of more grounding. >Still very sad because of the punishment >Only thing she still got is the outside play time with her sponge ball. Misses cartoons a lot though. But can get distracted by the outside time at least. >You still remind her that she's not allowed in the streets by any circumstances >She nods and begin pushing her ball around the yard >Neighbor releases his two fluffy ponies to outside time too >You chat with your neighbor >His fluffy ponies run outside happly for play time talking about the last Ben 10 episode and how tasty their treats were >"Good cawtoon! Ben 10 wocks!" "Tasty tweast yummy!" >Your fluffy pony hear that and starts crying >Still pushing her ball, sadly and distractedly >Ball rolls to the middle of the street >Fluffy start running after it yelling "Back pwease, don't go ball!" >A car is coming at high speed >The driver brakes abruptly, stopping by a few inches of fluffy pony >His kid starts crying at the back seat, driver shouting bad words at you >You apologize bringing fluffy pony back home >It's time for a harsher treatment >"I can't express how disappointed I am with you, Scootafluffy! I said dozen times by now not to step on the street!", you say! >"Sowwy daddy, fwuffy no wanted lose ball! Ball only fwuffy play now! Pwase no take ball!" >"You're not losing your ball", you reply >Scootafluffy gives a huge smile   >"You're losing EVERYTHING! You're going to spend a month alone in the "Sorrytary" >Her hopes quickly vanish and her smile disappears instantly "Wat iz sowwytawy?" says the fluffy pony >You put her in the safe-room with the lights off >Her little sized brain thinks it's a different room >Just a little beam of light coming from the door window >"No weave Scootafwuffy, daddy! Pwease! *sob* *sob* No wike dawk scawy woom!" she says already pissing herself in fear >You prepared a hamster bottle with enough water for a month or so >You keep her alive by throwing a bad tasting ration sack every day >You make sure to check if she is stil alive, making sinister sounds at night >She trembles and squeaks in fear everytime you do so >You don't bother cleaning up her filth >A few weeks go by >Fluffy pony is feeling ultimately depreesed and unloved >She cries and begs more and more pathetically by each day >"Owside pwease!" "No smell pwetty!" "Munsta scawy!" "No wike yucky foodsies" >Cries and whimpering coming from the Sorrytarry everyday >"Let out pwease!" "Daddy no wuv Scootafwuffy?" "Why fwuffy chest ouchie"? "Scootafwuffy need hugsies!" she mercifully begs >You ignore her daily pleas >Finally the month is over >It's time to take her outside and see if she learned her lesson >A strong stench comes out of the room, her fluff is caked with poop >Scootaflufy is staring at the wall with a blank expression on her face >Her fluffy mark is now a noose