Title:           Raging!
Author:          Bronitz
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/w4EKBceF
First Edit:      Thursday 2nd of August 2012 01:41:24 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 2nd of August 2012 01:41:24 PM CDT

Anonymous 07/15/12(Sun)10:39 No.3247342
 
 
Fuck! Two weeks of wind and pouring rain and more next week. Have to vent.
 
>You're raging!
>You're so full of rage that you fear you will literally burst apart any moment now
>You see a fluffy pony in your backyard
>Fuck!
>Enter backyard
>Fluffy is asleep, doesn't notice you
>It's a momma fluffy, you can see her hugging two tiny foals
>They're so gonna get it now!
>Sit down next to it
>Momma wakes up and looks at you
>"Waah? Nuuuu!"
>You're so angry you could breathe fire
>Grab one of the foals, a colt
>"Nuu! No huwt babeeh!" momma panics
>This is it, you little fucker!
>Start tickling the foal's little legs
>He starts to giggle
>Rub his belly
>He giggles more and coos happily
>Fluffy momma looks at you
>"New... fwiend? No huwt babeeh?"
>The foal squirms giggling and wiggles his tiny legs
>His giggling starts to calm you down
>Grab the other foal, also a colt
>"No babeeh huwties!"
>Put them both on your lap, rub their bellies
>Their giggling makes you feel happy
>They chirp happily, eyes closed
>They're in happy trance-like state
>This continues for a few minutes
>Pet their tiny heads gently
>"Babeeh nee miwk!" momma says and rolls on her side
>You gently place the foals on to her belly
>They squirm to the teats
>Smile as they drink, it's so cute sight
>Gently pet momma's head
>"Good fluffy" you say
>You've calmed down
>"Daddy?" she asks
>"I can be your daddy."
>Momma gently nuzzles your arm
>You pet her and wait until the foals finish
>Momma licks them gently and they fall asleep on her belly
>Carefully pick them all up
>"Lets go inside. I'll make you spaghetti."
>"Sgetties!" momma gets excited
>You give them a good and loving home
>The End