- >Work at a microwave power plant
- >Job is boring as fuck, it's just monitoring the power flow coming down to the dishes from the collector satellites
- >Can't even go outside at break because the microwave beams have destroyed the upper atmosphere and ozone layer
- >Have to enter and exit the complex through a tunnel because of this
- >Whatever, it's $22/hr to watch numbers on panels
- >Something catches your eye on a exterior site monitor
- >A swarm of fluffy ponies has dug in under the fence and is charging towards the dish
- >As they hit the hazard zone they start to fry and burst into flames
- >Could've sworn you saw pregnant mare explode in a shower of boiling innards and fetal foals
- >Can't look away from the scene of dead and dying burning ponies
- >It's like some sort mad science fluffy holocaust
- >Not one breaks off the charge, they all die
- >Seriously what the fuck
- >After work you check out where they got in under the fence
- >There are dead fluffies stuck in it
- >Nearby there's a sign reading 'Free Sketties' with an arrow pointing towards the plant
- >Bullshit
- >Tomorrow you're going to ask your boss if you can open up an exterminators business on the side
- >Damn well going to make sure no one gets anymore freebies like that
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