Title:           Korean Barbecue
Author:          Bronitz
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ANY2uRgH
First Edit:      Monday 4th of June 2012 10:54:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of June 2012 10:54:53 AM CDT

>You are at a korean barbecue
>Apparently there's this new delicious food they've invented.
>You have no idea what the fuck it is because it's in Korean but all your Korean friends keep telling you how fucking good it is
>You actually had one of them write down it was so you wouldn't order something like dog testicles or cat liver by accident
>You show the waiter what you want and he leads you to a table in front one of their big barbecues
>You wait a few minutes until your waiter returns, he's carrying a Pregnant Fluffy Pony on a plate, along with a bunch of seasonings
>"Where daddeh take meh? Neu place for babbehs? Nummies for babehs?"
>You then watch as he puts the Dam on it's back and pulls out a small scalpel
>"Nu! Nuuuuuu! Nu Knifey!" she mewls but your waiter quickly begin making an incision above her womb
 
>"OUCHIES! WHY MEANIE DADDEH HUWT ME? HEWP! HEWP FWUFFIE! SAVE FWUFFIE BABEHS!"
>You watch in awe and after making a large enough opening, he pulls out some chopsticks and quickly begins removing the fully formed foals from her womb
>And placing them on the grill
>They scream in agony as the heat of the grills begins cooking them alive
>Four foals altogether are now cooking for you
>"NUUU CWY BABEHS! NUU CWY! BABEHS NEED MUMMA!" cries the Dam despite her agony
>No longer needing her your waiter quickly hands her off to another waiter who goes to throw her in the garbage with the rest of the trash
>Your waiter is also apparently your cook, as he begins seasoning the dying foals with magic oriental spices and flipping them so they cook evenly
>They've long since stopped crying as their eyes have melted
>Your waiter then removes all 4 from the grill and places them on the plate in front of you
>You sit there for a few moments
>Oh what the hell, it's worth a shot
>You quickly pick one of the cooked foals up with a utensil and bite off it's upper torso
>Chew Chew Chew
>It's fucking delicious. The meat is perfectly cooked and perfectly tender. You don't even have to worry about the bones because a fluffy foals are so brittle they collapse at the lightest bite. Everything is perfect. It's like an orgasm in your mouth
>You make quick work of the other 3 and u tip your waiter extra, you've got a new Friday night dinner