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Korean Barbecue

By: Bronitz on Jun 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.23 KB  |  hits: 261  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are at a korean barbecue
  2. >Apparently there's this new delicious food they've invented.
  3. >You have no idea what the fuck it is because it's in Korean but all your Korean friends keep telling you how fucking good it is
  4. >You actually had one of them write down it was so you wouldn't order something like dog testicles or cat liver by accident
  5. >You show the waiter what you want and he leads you to a table in front one of their big barbecues
  6. >You wait a few minutes until your waiter returns, he's carrying a Pregnant Fluffy Pony on a plate, along with a bunch of seasonings
  7. >"Where daddeh take meh? Neu place for babbehs? Nummies for babehs?"
  8. >You then watch as he puts the Dam on it's back and pulls out a small scalpel
  9. >"Nu! Nuuuuuu! Nu Knifey!" she mewls but your waiter quickly begin making an incision above her womb
  10.  
  11. >"OUCHIES! WHY MEANIE DADDEH HUWT ME? HEWP! HEWP FWUFFIE! SAVE FWUFFIE BABEHS!"
  12. >You watch in awe and after making a large enough opening, he pulls out some chopsticks and quickly begins removing the fully formed foals from her womb
  13. >And placing them on the grill
  14. >They scream in agony as the heat of the grills begins cooking them alive
  15. >Four foals altogether are now cooking for you
  16. >"NUUU CWY BABEHS! NUU CWY! BABEHS NEED MUMMA!" cries the Dam despite her agony
  17. >No longer needing her your waiter quickly hands her off to another waiter who goes to throw her in the garbage with the rest of the trash
  18. >Your waiter is also apparently your cook, as he begins seasoning the dying foals with magic oriental spices and flipping them so they cook evenly
  19. >They've long since stopped crying as their eyes have melted
  20. >Your waiter then removes all 4 from the grill and places them on the plate in front of you
  21. >You sit there for a few moments
  22. >Oh what the hell, it's worth a shot
  23. >You quickly pick one of the cooked foals up with a utensil and bite off it's upper torso
  24. >Chew Chew Chew
  25. >It's fucking delicious. The meat is perfectly cooked and perfectly tender. You don't even have to worry about the bones because a fluffy foals are so brittle they collapse at the lightest bite. Everything is perfect. It's like an orgasm in your mouth
  26. >You make quick work of the other 3 and u tip your waiter extra, you've got a new Friday night dinner
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