Title: Keikaku Author: Bronitz Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Vq6KMqEk First Edit: Saturday 3rd of November 2012 12:36:41 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 3rd of November 2012 12:36:41 PM CDT Heatseeker Boy 10/29/12(Mon)07:16 No.5367342   >be anon >have a well-behaved fluffy named Wind >didn't want to name her something she couldn't say; that would just be mean >she's particularly well-behaved because you "broke" her early on >and man, was it ever like getting Kunta Kinte to call himself Toby >went through a few sorry sticks, but she got it in the end >luckily enough, due to the nature of fluffy memory, she soon forgot why she wanted, no, NEEDED to behave >but she never stopped loving you >but today is a little different >maybe the training is wearing off or something, but Wind shit on the floor. >It's the first time in a really long time, you you'll go easy on her. >"Wind?" you call, standing in front of the pile of feces on the rug. >man, that rug really tied the room together. >"Fwuffy sowwy," came the meek call from the hallway. >"Wind. Get. in. here. now." you say, punctuating each syllable with a clap of your hands. >Wind drags herself into the room, tears of anticipation soaking into her fluff   >"Wind, what is this?" you ask, all mock-saccharine- like. >As if she can tell the difference. >"Dey bad poopies," she says, her voice going two octaves higher than usual. >"What happens when fluffies make bad poopies?" >Something primal in her clicks as she has a flashback of her house-training. >She looses all sense of modesty and begins to cry. >"Huuuuhuuuuuhuuuuuuuu, pwease, Daddeh, no wan sowwy stick! Pwease! Nuuuuuuuu!" she wails. >"Of course I won't give you the sorry stick. I have something more humane in mind," you say. >"Nu sowwy stick?" she whimpers. >"No sorry stick," you say. >You walk to the kitchen, Wind in tow, and put a small pot of water on the stove to boil. >Wind begins to jump around excitedly, as to her, this has only ever meant spaghetti. >"Nu sowwy stick AN sketties? Daddeh bes' daddeh in ho-wai-wowd!" she exclaims joyously. >While the water boils, you clean the shit off the rug. >Man, that rug really tied the room together.   >Run upstairs to your computer >what was it that flufftv said the other day? Discipline your fluffies with a random item so they don't fear all stick-shaped items? >This is what you had in mind >Haha! Clumsy Jeremy, always leaving his things here >this time he left an anal syringe you two use to clean out before sex >Snatch up the soon-to-be-unclean syringe from the floor next to your desk >run back down to the kitchen, where Wind is, proverbially speaking, about to shit herself from anticipation of spaghetti >The water has come to a boil >all according to keikaku >pick Wind up, hold her, and look into her face >"Before we begin," you say, "I want you to know that this is for making bad poopies outside the litterbox." >He excitement turns to abject fear. >Her tiny legs begin to scramble as fast as she can manipulate them, and begins to wail again. >"NUUUUUUU! FWUFFY SOWWY DADDEH! NU WAN SOWWY STICK! HUUUUUHUUUUUHUUUUUUHUUUUUU!" >She's a terrible actress; you can tell her cries are fake and that she's not actually sorry. She would have used her name otherwise. >No matter. >Crouch down and hold her over your knee as if she was going to get spanked >Draw a bit of the boiling water into the syringe >insert into her anus >plunge   >the boiling water fills her anus >She gasps for a brief moment, completely taken aback by this new type of pain; she's in shock until— >"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! POOPIE PWACE STING! POOPIE PWACE STING!" she shouts. >You hope the neighbors can't hear. >You expected to hear her shout of burning, but recalling the many times you've been scalded by your own clumsiness, you agree that stinging is a more accurate description of the sensation. >Stand up and hold her over the sink in case of spillage. >"OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE! Daddeh, why huwt Wind?" she cries >"I just explained this! It's because you went bad poopies on the rug! THAT RUG TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER!" you yell in her face. >She begins to drain out, sobbing inconsolably the whole time. >she is beyond the capacity for words, having melted into the abyss of sheer agony that robs a being of all desire but death. >The initial pain isn't what your were aiming for. >It's going to hurt like a motherfucker when she shits for the next week or so. >that will teach her a lesson. >All according to keikaku   fin