- >Fluffy pony overpopulation
- >Government decides crackdown and builds camps
- >You decide to get a job at the camp
- >"They're going to die anyway, let's have some 'fun' with them"
- >Find mare with two foal ponies
- >Put two foals in a glass cage, and the mare in another glass cage
- >Inside the mare's cage, there are two red buttons and one green button
- >You tell her each red button kills a foal and the green button kills them both
- >Mare cries over choice
- >"If you don't pick in ten seconds I open the parasite door"
- >Picks 2nd red button
- >Parasite door opens anyway
- >Worms attack foals and disappear into their maze of fluff
- >Worm bursts out of one of the foal's eye
- >Mare decides to press green button
- >Trapdoor opens
- >Foals fall into incinerator
- >Decide to have further 'fun' with mare
- Two days later
- >Mare is now in a dark room
- >"Do you want the light turned on?"
- >"Yes pwease"
- >Light turns on
- >Whole room is filled with dead fluffy ponies, each died in a different way
- >Decide to cut mare's legs off
- >Watch as mare tries to hobble away with no legs from approaching swarm of ants
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