Title:           Give Birth
Author:          Bronitz
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/neCNkaPX
First Edit:      Wednesday 6th of June 2012 10:40:22 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 6th of June 2012 10:40:22 AM CDT

>your fluffy got knocked up
>she was playing in the backyard one day and got "special huggies" from a light blue unicorn
>she's a light orange earth fluffy
>you're almost afraid to see the offspring
>you took her to the vet, but that motherfucker was charging you through the roof to deliver those foals
>so now it's up to you
>you collect a knife, gloves, a gas mask and some Tylenol
>you give your fluffy the tylenol
>it's not exactly much of a painkiller, but she's tiny, so it'll kick in more
>so you hope, anyways
>you slap on the gloves and the mask
>you place the knife behind your fluffy and wait
>eventually, she starts complaining about "tummy ouchies!" and "hewt!"
>well, it's time
 
>the first foal comes easily enough
>after a couple "ennnnnnngh"s from your fluffy he just kinda slid out
>he's covered in blood and what you can only describe as fluffy juice
>oh shit, you should get a rag or something
>you run upstairs and get a towel to mop up the poor bastard
>when you get back downstairs, another one's on it's way
>christ, these things come out fast
>you unceremoniously chop off the umbilical cord and placenta, throwing them in the trash
>you rub the fluffy a couple times with the towel
>lime green unicorn fluffy, male
>you set him down next to his mom
>she turns to him
>"Aww woo mah babbeh?"
>"Yeah, he's your baby. There's more coming, hold on."
>you mop up the other one
>dark blue earth fluffy, female
 
 
>he goes to his mother
>and there's one more coming
>she plops down onto the table
>you chop and mop her up
>purple unicorn fluffy, male
>and you set him down too
>your fluffy looks at you
>"Tank yuu! Momma luvs babbehs!"
>you smile and pat her head
>a couple weeks pass and now you've got four sets of hooves clattering around the house
>the fluffies always have so much fun playing with each other
>maybe you should get another