CYOA SpikexFemanon

CYOA SpikexFemanon

 

>Year five in Equestria.

>You wake up to the sound of knocking.

>You clamp a pillow over your head.

>Too loud.

>Need sleep.

>"Spike! Happy birthday!"

>"Twilight! Come on in!"

>You blink.

>Birthday?

>Spike's birthday is today?

>You look at your alarm clock.

>It's two in the afternoon.

>Shit, you overslept.

>You roll out of bed, rush to the bathroom, and take a quick shower.

>You hear a few voices from the hall.

>"I can't believe how big you've gotten. It feels like it was just yesterday that you were a little baby."

>You hear Spike chuckle.

>"Yeah, well you haven't aged a day."

>"Aw, you're so sweet. How have you been?"

>"Good. Been helping Mayor Mare with some filing, and keeping the library."

>You gargle some mouthwash.

>"That's great. Hey, where's Anon?"

>You stumble as you walk down the stairs.

"Hey guys."

 

>"Afternoon Anon."

>Twilight smiles.

>Spike looks at you expectantly.

"Happy birthday Spike."

>He smiles.

>"Thanks Anon. Glad to see you rolled out of bed."

"How old are you now?"

>"Seventeen."

>You blink.

>Damn.

>You two weren't that far apart.

>You arrived here when you were eighteen.

>Six year difference.

"Dude, you're getting old."

>"You're one to talk granny."

>The two of you laugh.

>Even though you were older, Spike had been acting like he was the older brother since you arrived.

>He's been caring for you this whole time.

>Twilight stands up.

>"Well, I just came by to say hello. I have to leave."

>Spike turns at looks at the purple alicorn.

>"Now?"

>"I'm sorry Spike. Duty calls..."

>She ruffles his head spines.

>"I'll be back later tonight for the party."

>Spike looks dejected.

>"I know, I missed you too. But we can catch up later tonight, okay?"

>"Alright."

>"Great. I'll see you both later."

>Twilight leaves the library.

>Spike sighs and turns to you.

>"You hungry? Want me to cook something?"

>Food sounds nice.

"Sure."

>"Sweet. Eggs and bacon coming right up!"

>You watch him cook.

>The little guy is growing up.

 

>You realize halfway through the second egg that Spike is cooking for you.

>On his birthday.

>You feel kinda guilty.

>In a couple of minutes, Spike has a nice spread laid out for you.

>"K. All done. Dig in!"

"Thanks."

>You take a piece of toast and dip it into an egg.

>And take a bite.

"So, you have any birthday plans?"

>"Plans? Nah. I was just going to relax here until the party tonight. Why?"

>You shrug.

"I figured you'd want to do something fun. We could go out after I finish eating?"

>"Oh. Well, I don't have anything planned, so sure. Why not?"

>You smile.

>So what if you forgot it was his birthday.

>You'd make it up to him with a birthday present.

>You eat a crunchy slice of bacon.

>Man, Spike was a good cook.

 

>The two of you walk around Ponyville for a while.

>P0nies are approaching the dragon and wishing him a Happy Birthday.

>Damn, are you the only one that didn't know it was his birthday?

"So, anything you want? My treat."

>"I wouldn't mind a few gemstones."

>You blink.

>You don't exactly have that kind of money.

"Uh..."

>Spike chuckles.

>"It's okay Anon. You don't have to get me anything. Just hang out with me for the day."

>You smile.

>You'd be happy to do that.

>"Hey, let's go over to Rarity's."

>Your smile quickly fades.

>Oh great.

>Not this again.

 

>The two of you walk to the boutique.

>"Yes? Who is it?"

>"Hey Rarity, it's us!"

>A white unicorn opens the door.

>"Oh my heavens! Spike! Happy birthday darling!"

>Spike smiles a goofy smile.

>The guy is smitten by Rarity.

>He gets so overly ridiculous every time.

>So much that he completely ignores you.

>You roll your eyes.

>You look away.

>And sigh.

>"Oh come in! The both of you."

>Rarity grabs Spike's claws and pulls him inside.

>"You're just going to love my present for you."

>She leads him to a mannequin.

>"Custom fit, just like you'd expect. It's for the party tonight."

>You fight the urge to slam your face into the wall.

>"Wow, Rarity, it's great!"

>"I'm just adding a few finishing touches. Oh, now where did I put that thread?"

>She wanders off.

>You look at your best buddy.

>Spike's eyes are on Rarity.

>He doesn't even seem to notice your gagging noises.

>You look at the suit.

>You didn't even get the guy a present.

>What kind of friend were you?

>You look down at your feet.

>Shit.

>An idea hits you.

>It's not the worst idea you've had.

>But you don't exactly have much to give him.

>You take a deep breath.

>You put a hand behind your back, and unfasten a hook.

>You feel a little uncomfortable as weight suddenly pulls on your upper body.

>You pull your arms from the straps and give a quick tug from inside your shirt.

"Hey."

>Spike turns and looks at you.

>You lock eyes for a second.

>And turn away.

"Here. Happy birthday."

>You say, annoyedly, handing him your bra.

 

>Spike looks at you, and reluctantly takes it.

>"Uh... thanks?"

>He holds them up by a strap, inspecting them.

>"They're warm... were you wearing this?"

>You feel your face flush up.

>You nod your head.

>He scratches one of the spines on his head.

>"I've seen you put these in the laundry, but I never did have a chance to ask... what exactly is they?"

>You blink.

>You forgot.

>P0nies don't exactly have underwear.

"It's- uh..."

>He looks at you, expecting an explanation.

"It's a bra.... humans wear clothes for modesty."

>"Modesty?"

>He's not getting it.

>"Not wearing anything... it's kinda embarrassing for us."

>"Oookay?"

>Fuck.

"It's supposed to be sexy, alright?"

>He blinks.

"W-we-I-I... girls, we wear that underneath our clothes!"

>He tilts his head.

>Fuck, this is stupid.

>It's too damn hard to explain to someone that doesn't get it.

>"Do you put the other thing underneath your clothes too?"

>Other?

>"Yeah. You know, same color, has three holes in it, really delicate cloth?"

>You blink.

>Oh.

>Does he want those too?

>You let out a disappointed sigh, and look away.

>Fine.

>You kick off your shoes.

>Unbutton your shorts and let them drop.

>"Yeah, those."

>You nervously pull your panties off and toss them to him.

>"Uh-wai-I didn't mean-..."

>You feel your face go hot.

>You quickly pull on your shorts and shoes, and walk out the door.

>"Anon, wait I-"

>"Found it! Spike, do you want-... uhh, what is that you have there?"

>You're getting out of there.

>And finding the nearest lake to drown yourself in.

 

>Your feet take you away from the boutique.

>God, that was stupid.

>Why'd you even do that?

>He was just asking.

>What the fuck made you come to the conclusion that he fucking wanted them?

>You feel your thighs chafing with each step.

>Fuck.

>You need to get some new underwear.

>You head for the library.

>When you get to the front door, you freeze.

>Shit.

>Spike has the key.

>Stupid!

>You bash your head on the door.

 

>"Anon?"

>You hear a voice from behind you.

>It's Twilight.

>"... what happened this time?"

>You sigh.

"Don't ask. Can you let me in?"

>She nods.

>The door handle glows purple with her magic.

>You hear the lock click.

>The wooden door creaks open.

>You take a step inside.

>"You embarrass yourself again?"

"Yeah."

>Twilight lets out a small laugh.

>"It can't be that bad."

>You start heading up the stairs.

>Twilight follows after you.

"Wait, didn't you have something you had to go to?"

>"I did, but it was cancelled. The p0ny I was meeting forgot about it and scheduled a spa day. Go figure."

>You plop facedown on your bed.

>"I forgot I gave you my room."

>She smiles and spins a globe on a table.

>Unfurling her wings, she yawns.

>And stretches for a few seconds.

>Your chest is starting to hurt.

>Oh right.

>You get up and grab fresh underwear from your drawer.

"Twilight, look away for a sec?"

>Twilight gives you a confused look.

"Please?"

>She turns around.

>"Wait, why am I-"

>She looks back at you.

>While you're slipping into a new pair of panties.

>"Oh."

>She quickly turns away.

>"Sorry."

>You fight the oncoming blush.

>At least it was Twilight.

 

"You ever question your entire existence?"

>You ask, pulling the straps of your bra around your shoulders.

>"No, but I'm not getting into terrible situations all the time. Anon, whatever it was couldn't be that bad."

>You laugh.

"You weren't there."

>You push out your chest, pushing your breasts into the cups.

>You reach around your back and struggle to grab the straps.

>Stupid hook.

>You finally manage to clip them together.

>"Anon?"

>You hear a voice from the door.

>Spike.

>Shit.

"Wait don't come-"

>Too late.

>Spike walks in through the doorway.

>You groan.

>"Twilight? Why are you-"

>"Change of plans."

>Twilight looks at Spike claws.

>"Why do you have Anon's underwear?"

>You can almost hear the gears turning in her head.

>It suddenly clicks.

>"Anon! Spike is only just turning 17!"

>Oh great.

>Here we go.

"Sorry?"

>"Twilight, it's not that big a deal."

>"Not that big a deal? Do you even know what she just did?"

>"Actually... no. I was going to ask her."

>He gets a good look at you.

>"Oh... so that's how you wear these."

>You facepalm.

 

>"Spike, Anon just gave you her underwear. In human culture, that's an invitation to sleep with her."

>Really Twilight?

>She just had to say it. You totally could have played it off as something else.

>"What? Is that true?"

"Technically... yes? But not this time! I was just giving you a birthday present."

>Twilight continues scolding you.

>"You couldn't have given him something else?"

>You roll your eyes.

"It's his birthday, I just wanted to get him something special. And I didn't have much, so I just-... fuck. I don't know."

>Spike is slowly processing what you said.

>Twilight is giving you a motherly scowl.

>"I can't believe you'd do something so-... stupid!"

"Why do you care?"

>"He's 17!"

"Back in my world, 17 is considered an adult age in some places."

>Twilight raises an eyebrow.

>"Your world has 17 year olds sleeping together?"

>You look away.

"Sadly."

>"That's... Ugh."

>You sigh.

"I just wanted to give him something. Everyone should get a present on their birthday, right?"

>"Does he look like he liked your present?"

>Both of you look towards Spike.

>"Well... now that I understand what all of this means, I'm kinda flattered."

>A face of disgust appears on Twilight's face.

>You just laugh.

>"But you didn't have to give me a present, Anon. I'm okay with just hanging out."

"Well I'm not!"

>They jump.

>That was kind of loud.

"I-... I just wanted to give you something, since you're my friend and all. You deserve it for taking care of me."

>Spike holds up your bra.

>"This isn't exactly what I had in mind."

"Well, what do you want then? I can give you me if you'd like?"

>You say jokingly.

>"No... uh... that's okay."

 

>He looks like he's uncomfortable, being put on the spot.

>He looks at you and quickly looks away.

>You realize that you're not wearing much.

>Shit.

"I'll just..."

>You grab your blanket off the bed, wrap it around you, and sit down on the edge.

>"I don't really want anything from you Anon."

>You feel your spirits slowly plummet.

"Nothing?"

>He nods.

"Oh... uh... sorry."

>"Not that I don't appreciate it. It's just, I know you don't have much money or anything, and I don't want to trouble you..."

"No, it's cool. I get it."

>It wouldn't have troubled you at all.

>In fact, you kinda wanted to get him something.

>You didn't give him any presents for his birthday last year, or any of the years before that.

>"We can still hang out?"

>He gives you a weak smile.

>You feel dejected.

>Twilight pulls him away.

>"I think she wants to be alone right now."

 

>Twilight gives you a sympathetic look and leads him out the room.

"... damn it."

>You lay back on your bed.

>Spike sees you as a friend.

>A sister even.

>You let out a sigh.

>You weren't exactly the special somep0ny he wanted.

>That'd be Rarity.

>Or Sweetie Belle.

>You're just a human.

>Fuck.

>You're crazy.

>You have feelings for a dragon who's underage.

>And he's so dense he doesn't even notice it.

>You fumble around with the blanket.

>He probably won't ever notice.

>You sit up and pull on some clothes.

>And leave the library out the back.

>You walk over to a familiar spot.

>The lake.

>You kick a few rocks into the water.

>So what if he doesn't like you like he does Rarity.

>You bend down and pick a few smooth stones up.

>You toss them over the water's edge.

>So what if he's the nicest person in this fucking magic-fantasy world.

>You watch the stone skip twice before sinking deep into the water.

>Why the hell should you care so much anyway?

>It's just romance.

>You toss another rock.

>It splashes and sinks immediately.

>Not like you need it, anyway.

>It would be nice though.

>You throw all the stones in your hand in the water in frustration.

>You sigh.

>You kick off your shoes and socks.

>All you need right now is to just relax.

>You walk into the water edge.

>You jump and walk back out.

>Shit, that was cold!

>You take a deep breath and walk back into the lake.

>This time, enduring the cold water.

>Accepting it even.

>The water rises against your legs.

>Your stomach.

>The water's starting to feel a little warmer.

>You float on your back.

>If you gave up on him, at least you'd stop making a fool out of yourself.

 

>"Anon?"

>You blink.

>Pinkie?

>You look at the water bank and see a pink pony looking back at you.

>"What are you doing?"

>You shrug.

"Nothing."

>She jumps into the water.

"EEE!"

>She jumps back out, frantically running around.

"Coldcoldcoldcold."

>You let out a giggle.

"What are you doing here?"

>"I saw you leave the library. You seemed a little sad so I followed you. I thought maybe your pal Pinkie can cheer you up!"

>She eases herself into the water and starts swimming towards you.

>"It's a little cold for swimming."

"I just wanted some time alone."

>"Oh. Should I leave?"

"No, it's fine."

>The two of you float on the water.

>You gaze up at the sky, looking at clouds.

>"Ooh, that cloud looks like a party hat!"

>You follow her hoof to where she's pointing.

>It does look like a cone.

>You let out a small sigh.

>"So. Wanna talk about it?"

"About what?"

>"About whatever's giving you frowns!"

"I'm fine Pinkie."

>"You sure? Some p0nies say that I'm a good listener."

>Pinkie Pie? A good listener?

>You wonder who says that.

>"Gummy, mostly. But I've heard it from other p0nies too."

"Really?"

>You smile.

"It's uh... it's Spike."

>"Spike? Oh, you're coming to the party tonight, right?"

"Yeah."

>"Sorry, continue."

>You don't know where to begin.

>"Is this about his birthday?"

"Sort of."

 

"I just-... something came over me and well... You ever do something really stupid that you regret existing?"

>"Yeah, all the time!"

>You blink.

>That wasn't what you were expecting.

>"What, you think I like eating every single cupcake I see? I feel so bad for the cupcakes. They're all decorated and covered in delicious frosting, they look so amazingly delicious! But after I eat them, they're gone. No p0ny else will ever know the taste or beauty that cupcake had…"

>Pinkie sighs.

>She's just being Pinkie Pie again.

>You float in silence for a moment.

>"But yeah, I know what you mean. What'd you do that made you feel so bad?"

>You look up at the sky.

"I gave Spike my underwear."

>She starts giggling.

>"You gave him your what? Heehaha! That's so funny!"

>Pinkie suddenly stops laughing.

>"Wait a second, what's underwear?"

>Now you start laughing.

"It's a human thing. We wear it underneath our normal clothes. You know, to cover up our bodies."

>"Oh. Why'd you give it to him?"

"... Pinkie Promise you won't tell anyone?"

>Pinkie nods and starts splashing about.

>"Cross my heart, hope to fly-"

"Stick a cupcake in your eye."

>She smiles.

>"You know about my promises?"

"Of course, who doesn't?"

>She smiles.

"I like Spike."

>You wait for her to say something.

>She doesn't.

"Really like him."

>"That's what this is about?"

>You look at her.

>"Everyp0ny already knows about that."

"They do?"

>"Yeah."

 

"So, everyone knows I like Spike, except for Spike himself?"

>"Yeah, pretty much."

"Figures."

>You flip over on your front and stick your head under the water.

>"Mafmm ourl onoemmh..."

>Pinkie's saying something.

>You can't understand it.

>You keep your head under the water for a few seconds before coming back up.

"What'd you say?"

>"I said, maybe you should just say something to him?"

>No way.

>You shake your head.

"He's seventeen and he's head over heels for Rarity."

>"Huh? What does being 17 have to do with anything?"

"Twilight was complaining about how 17 year olds shouldn't be doing anything-"

>"Twilight hatched Spike. Didn't you know? She's probably being all super-protective mother duck over him."

"... so you're saying it's okay?"

>"For someone who's 17? Yeah, sure! There's nothing wrong with that."

>You tread water for a moment.

>Really?

>"Spike is a nice guy, I'm sure he'd give you a chance. Just make sure you give him a big ruby before you say anything."

"Pinkie, I don't have that kind of money."

>She looks at you like you have two heads.

>"I didn't say anything about money."

"I can't afford a ruby."

>"Well then why don't you dig one up?"

>You stare in shock.

"You can do that?"

>"Of course! Rarity does it all the time? Where do you think she gets all of her gems for her amazing sparkly dresses?"

>You're speechless.

>"Just give him a big red ruby and a big slobbery kiss! I bet Spike would love that!"

 

"You have a shovel I can borrow?"

>Pinkie nods.

"Sure!"

>She swims over to the shore.

>You swim after her.

>The pink pony walks over to a tree.

>She pulls a pair of digging tools out from it.

>"Do you want a trowel or a spade?"

>You blink.

>Why does Pinkie have a shovel inside a tree?

>You shake your head.

>Whatever.

"Spade."

>"Okie dokie!"

>She throws the trowel behind her.

>It embeds itself in the tree trunk, like a throwing knife.

>Pinkie Pie scares you some times.

"Where exactly do I find gemstones?"

>"I'd try the mountains over there."

>She points to some mountains on the horizon.

>Your eyes widen.

>There's no way you could get there and back in time for the party.

>"Rainbow Dash might be able to help. I'll be right back."

>She walks off.

>You feel relieved.

>Pinkie was a big help.

>You lean on the shovel.

>"RAINBOW DASH! WAKE UP! ANON WANTS YOU!"

>You fall.

>You could feel the ground shake.

>Holy fuck, that was loud.

>Pinkie Pie comes back.

>Along with a very cranky blue pony.

>"You didn't have to yell in my ear Pinkie."

>"Sorry, but you weren't getting up. Anon really really really needs your help. She wants to find a ruby for Spike."

>"A ruby? Spike?"

>Rainbow looks at you.

>"Finally going to ask him out, huh?"

>Your gaze narrows.

"Okay, seriously, how does everyone know about that?"

>"Uh... cause you're kinda obvious."

>The blue pony goes all wide eyed and starts mocking you.

>"Hi Spike! I'm Anon! Thank you sooo very much for helping me out! I don't know what I'd do without you! Do you want anything? Maybe a scale massage? Or maybe a drink!"

>You blink.

"I'm not really like that, am I?"

>Pinkie and Rainbow look at each other.

>"A bit, yeah."

>"We're surprised it's taken you this long..."

>You have the strongest urge to smash the shovel against the skull.

 

"Just... let's just do this alright? Rainbow, can you fly me over to the mountains and make sure I don't end up dying or eaten while I dig? I'll buy you a drink after we're done."

>"Yeah, sure. No problem."

>The blue pony bites the scruff of your shirt.

>"Hanng onn."

>She says, flapping her wings.

>In seconds, you're off the ground.

>Pinkie waves goodbye.

>"Don't forget, the party is at 7."

"We won't."

>Dash takes off, flying at insane speeds.

>The air dries your clothes.

>You watch as the scenery below you goes from small town, to forest, to wide open fields.

>Damn.

>Rainbow Dash is fast.

>In a few minutes, you come to a rocky overhang.

>Rainbow sets you down on a cliff.

>She looks tired.

>"Jeez. Anyone tell you that you should lay off the hay fries?"

>No, they haven't.

>You look around.

"... have you ever dug for gems before?"

>"Nope. That's Rarity's thing."

>Oh.

>Right.

>"Just start digging. You'll find something eventually."

>You stare at her.

"This mountain is pure solid rock."

>"So?"

"I'd need a pick ax."

>"Then dig down there."

>She points down a chasm.

>The bottom has a few patches of dirt.

"... you wanna fly me down there?"

>"The rocks are pretty narrow. I don't think the both of us will fit.

>You groan.

>"Come on, just climb. I'll catch ya, don't worry."

>Fine.

>You start climbing down the cliff.

 

>You carefully climb down each ledge, making sure to test your weight on the rock below.

>None of the rocks give out.

>You make decent time and after a few minutes, you're down on the ground.

>You throw your shovel into the dirt.

>You breathe a sigh of relief.

>"Well, start digging."

>You look up at Rainbow.

"Lemme rest first. You didn't have to climb down thirty feet of mountain."

>"You didn't have to carry your sorry butt over miles of land."

>You blink.

>Good point.

"I'm just taking a breather."

>You lean against the rock wall.

>You wonder how long it'll take to find a gemstone.

>And if Pinkie's plan would even work.

>Would Spike even accept you after you confess to him?

>The idea of him liking you back makes you happy.

>He could like you back.

>That's what matters, right?

>He could hug you.

>Kiss you even.

>You wonder what it would be like to kiss a dragon.

>How it would feel as his long tongue slides in between your lips.

>"Hey, featherbrain. Stop making kissy noises and dig."

>You blink.

>Shit.

>You pick up your shovel and look around.

>"Just pick a spot, they're all the same."

 

>You start digging.

>Humming while you do so.

>Singing every now and then too.

"...fifteen tons, and whaddya get? Another day older and deeper in debt..."

>You keep digging for about ten minutes or so.

>You manage to get through a sizable amount of dirt, when your shovel strikes something hard.

>It sends vibrations through your hands.

>Did you find something?

>You fall to your knees and scoop the dirt away with your hands.

>Only to find that there's a layer of hard rock underneath.

>Damn.

>"Find something?"

"... just rock."

>You start digging sideways.

>And just see more rock.

>And more rock.

>And more rock-oh damn it.

>You sigh.

>There's nothing here.

>You'd have better luck going into an underground dungeon, fighting an evil monster, and stealing their treasure than you would digging through this stupid, underground, chasm.

>Upset, you smash a shovel into the ground.

>It starts to crack.

>You jump back, startled.

>The ground below you starts to shake and give away.

"Rainbow!"

>You cry, as you fall into a dark cave below.

>You land on all fours on some loose gravel and pebbles.

>The shovel falls and bangs against your shoulder.

>Ow, fuck!

>"Anon, you alright?"

>You look up.

>The fall was only about twenty feet.

"Yeah."

>You look around the cave.

>It's dark.

>You give it a moment for your eyes to adjust.

>You can smell smoke in the air.

>A warm gust hits your neck.

>The hell?

>You turn around.

>To see one giant fucking dragon.

>Asleep..

>You push down your urge to scream.

"Rainbow!"

>You hiss.

"There's a dragon down here!"

>"Dragon?"

>Another smoky breath blows against your face.

"Yes, dragon!"

>You say, panickedly.

>"Anon, dragon's collect treasure" Rainbow says in a hushed voice.

>"See if there's a gem nearby!"

>Gem?

>You don't care about any fucking gem.

>There's a giant flipping dragon that could kill you in a fraction of a second.

>You take a step back.

"Rainbow, get me out of here!"

>"Anon, this is your best chance to find that gem!"

 

>You shake your head frantically.

>It's a dragon!

>A greedy, vengeful, dangerous dragon.

"No! Get me out! If he wakes up, he'll just follow us to Ponyville and kill everyone! That is NOT worth getting laid over! Get me outta here now!"

>Rainbow cautiously glides down.

>She looks at the dragon.

>Something catches her eye.

>"But Anon, there's a gem right in between his teeth... he'll probably think he ate it while sleeping."

"No. Let's just g-"

>Rainbow's walking towards the dragon.

"Rainbow, stop! Are you insane?"

>"I ain't scared of no dragon."

>Rainbow carefully plucks a red ruby from between the dragon's  maw.

>"A fire ruby, neat."

>The cyan pony walks back and tosses you the colored stone.

>"See? That wasn't too hard."

>You shake your head and pick up your shovel.

>It scrapes against the ground, echoing in the cavern.

>You cringe.

>You look at the dragon.

>He's still sleeping.

>Oh man, this is bad.

>What if the dragon notices it's gone.

>What if he decides to look for you?

>"He won't... he was going to eat it."

>Rainbow assures you.

>She bits your shirt and lifts you out of the cavern.

>And out of the chasm, setting you down on the cliff again.

>"I just flew you to the mountains AND got you your ruby. You owe me, big time."

>You look at the precious red corundum in your hands.

"I'll buy you as many drinks as you want."

>"Deal. Now let's go home."

>She picks you up and flies you back to Ponyville.

>The whole ride back, your eyes stare into the reflective glassy red surface.

>The two of you land in Ponyville in a few minutes.

>Your feet touch the ground.

>You sigh.

>You really hope that the dragon doesn't come after you.

"Thanks for the help Rainbow."

>"No problem. I'll take your payment later tonight."

>Tonight?

>"Yeah, at Spike's party."

>Oh, right.

>You look at your red rock once more.

"Hey, do you think I should wrap this?"

>"I wouldn't. If you're trying to get laid, just give it to him after the party. Put it in between your tits."

"What?"

>You feel your face heat up.

>She laughs.

>"I'm joking. But for the record, what I said could totally work. See ya."

 

>You head home.

>Stopping by Sugarcube Corner first to drop off Pinkie's shovel.

>The party will be here in about an hour or so.

>You walk up to the library, keeping the ruby in your pocket.

>No holes, you checked.

>You enter the library and see Spike.

>"Hey. Where have you been?"

"Out."

>You head upstairs and put the ruby under your pillow.

>And then you proceed to take a shower.

>Your fingers are crossed.

>Hopefully this works.

>You don't exactly have clothes to dress yourself for a party.

>You pull on a simple sundress.

>You grab your wallet, making sure you have plenty of money for Rainbow.

>You walk downstairs.

>"Ready to go?"

>Twilight and Spike are waiting.

>You nod.

>"You look nice."

"Uh... thanks."

>You think in the back of your mind.

>Maybe you will use Rainbow's idea later.

"Let's go."

 

>The party is just like ones you've had in previous years here.

>Plenty of games and music.

>P0nies gathering round Spike.

>Complimenting the way he looks.

>His suit from Rarity's lined with sequins.

>It certainly is an attention grabber.

>Rarity arrives and absolutely kills the party for you.

>You seat yourself at a makeshift bar next to Rainbow.

>"Finally! I was beginning to thing you had bailed."

"No faith?"

>You slam a few bits on the table.

>The bartender looks at you.

"For the both of us."

>"Roger."

>He pulls out two cold drinks.

>You weren't exactly sure what they were.

>But it was strong.

>And sweet.

>You watch as Rainbow slams her entire drink down.

>"Bring me another!"

>She demands.

>You put another bit on the table.

"Keep them coming."

 

>"Another!"

>Gulp.

>Thud.

>"Another!"

>You watch as Rainbow Dash drinks yet another round of sweet stuff.

>You haven't even finished your second bottle.

>But the speedy pony is on her fifteenth? No, that's sixteen.

>Thud.

>Seventeen.

>How is she not piss drunk right now?

>The bartender clangs another few bottles together.

>"Don't you think you should slow down little lady?"

>"She's payin' for it."

>She motions to you and finishes another bottle in one gulp.

>You empty out your entire wallet on the table.

>The bartender looks at you.

>Giving you a look, as if asking, 'you sure about this?'

"Just keep her…. happy."

>You finish up what's left in your bottle and take another one with you.

>You walk outside.

>It's night time.

>The sky is a mix of orange and purple, with the moon rising on the opposite side.

>It's nice.

>"Ah, shoot we're late!"

>You watch as Applejack and Big Mac run up the road.

>"Anon! Spike still there?"

"Take it easy, he's not going anywhere."

>Applejack looks at her brother.

"See? Why were y'all fussin' so much?"

>The red stallion rolls his eyes.

>"Got his present?"

>"Eeyup."

>You look at them.

>Something's weird.

>Orange and red. But no yellow.

"Where's Applebloom?"

>"She said she'll be comin' with her Cutie Mark Crusadin' friends. They should be here already."

>You shake your head.

"They aren't."

>"Oh, I reckon they're takin' their sweet time. They have a mighty fine present for Spike."

"Present?"

>"Yep. Spent the last few days digging for gems and baking a super cookie."

>You blink.

>What?

>Shit…

>Wasn't that you were doing earlier today?

>"Oh look, here they come now!"

 

>You stare in awe as three ponies carry a large wagon.

>With a giant circular disk as wide as you are tall.

>Actually, you're pretty sure it's bigger than that.

>The entire top is adorned with gems.

>Big ones.

>Small ones.

>All of them with a different sparkle than the others.

>And to Spike, all of them with a distinctively different taste.

>"Anon! Big Mac! Applejack! Check out our awesome present for Spike!"

>"Wow, that sure is a fine little confection."

>"Eeyup."

>"He's going to love it! We spent three days looking for these gems."

>"All one thousand three hundred and seventy-nine of them!"

>One thousand… three hundred… seventy-nine?

>You feel your heart sink.

>All you have is one fire ruby.

>You take a deep breath.

>Calm down.

>They might have… quantity…

>But fire rubies are rare, aren't they?

>That's gotta count for something.

>"Spike's just going to love our surprise."

"Surprise?"

>You gulp.

>"Yeah! We baked only some of the finest and rarest gems of all Equestria inside."

>"Fire rubies and ice diamonds!"

>"They're going to send his taste buds flying."

>Yep.

>You're screwed.

>And not in the way you want.

>"Now girls, don't you think that's a little over the top? We've gone over this already. Spike can't get too many presents for his birthday."

>"What's wrong with a cookie?"

>"Yeah, he's just going to eat it all."

>"He's not going to get all greedy over some silly gemstones, is he?"

>You take a swig from your bottle and skip off the doorstep.

>"Anon? Where you goin'?"

"For a walk."

 

>You kick a loose rock.

"Damn it."

>Here you thought that you'd be giving him something special.

>Something no one else would give him.

>But those three ponies just one-upped you.

>You take a seat against a cart and sigh.

>Spike's sure going to love that cookie.

>Knowing him, he'd probably just eat the whole thing right then and there.

>You laugh at the thought.

>"Anon?"

>You look up.

>It's Fluttershy.

>"What's wrong? Why aren't you at the party?"

>You look at her.

>"Don't you want to celebrate Spike birthday with him?"

>You shrug and take another swig of sweet drink.

>"Don't you like him?"

>You do a spit take.

"Seriously?! You know about that too?"

>"I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a secret?"

>It's not a secret if everyone knows.

>You sigh.

"I… I was going to give him a present, but… somebody kinda gave him a bigger and better one."

>"Oh, that's okay."

>She sits next to you.

>"Spike is a nice dragon. He cares more about his friends than a silly old present."

>You roll your eyes.

>"Really, he does. You should have seen him a few years ago. He almost destroyed the entire town because he wanted to hoard everything. But then he stopped, because he knew he was hurting his friends."

>You look up at the sky.

>"I don't think it'll matter if your gift is smaller. He'll love it all the same."

>She smiles, and gives you a nudge back to the party.

>"I'm sure he'll like it better if you're there to give it to him?"

>You concede.

>The two of you start walking to Sugarcube Corner.

>You see Spike.

>"-amazing! Thank you!"

>He gives all three of the crusaders a hug.

>"You're welcome."

>"Just don't eat it all at once."

>He laughs.

>"I won't. I'll be sure to take two bites!"

>A smile tugs on your mouth.

>Oh fuck it.

>You smile.

>Maybe Fluttershy is right.

>You're giving up way too easily.

>You down the rest of your drink.

>It gives a rosy feeling in your cheeks.

 

>You left the fire ruby back home.

>And you are going to be patient.

>You watch Spike party on from afar.

>"One more roun'!"

>Rainbow Dash is still going strong.

>You look at the thirty odd bottles sitting around her.

>Holy crap.

>"You've had enough for tonight miss."

>"I'll tell you when I've had enough!"

>She jumps behind the bar and grabs a whole crate.

>"Anon paid fer 50 drinks. I'm gettin' all my share."

>Her words are slurring together.

>You start worrying for her.

"Rainbow, he's right…"

>"No! I'ma drink all 50 and nop0ny's stoppin' me!"

>You watch her guzzle down three bottles at the same time.

>Fine.

>Whatever.

>You shake your head.

>She's going to have a bad hangover tomorrow.

>You feel something grab ahold of your arm.

>"Anon! Come with me, it's time to light the cake."

>Cake?

>She pulls you to the kitchen and throws the cake into your arms.

>Fuck this is heavy.

>It's a double layer cake.

>The top is covered in gems, presumably for Spike.

>The bottom looks normal.

>The lights dim.

>Pinkie leads you out, starting off the birthday song.

>The crowd joins in.

>You nervously shuffle your feet and carry the cake to the smiling dragon.

>You set it down in front of him.

>And start heading back to the bar.

>Applejack stops you.

>"Alrigh' settle down everyp0ny."

>She seats you right next to the guest of honor.

>"As you all know, Anon's been with us for quite a while."

>You blink.

>Oh god.

>Your face suddenly turns pale.

>She isn't seriously going to do this right?

>Force you to confess to him right here and now?

>"As it turns out, yesterday was the fifth anniversary of our favorite human's arrival."

>You stare at her.

>What?

>This comes as a surprise.

>Relief washes over you.

>"We didn't have any special party plans for her since we had Spike's birthday to celebrate tonight. But, this party is just as much hers as it is Spike's. So-…"

>Applebloom walks over to you and sets down a small cupcake with a candle in it.

>"Happy birthday Spike, and happy anniversary Anon! Make a wish!"

>You and Spike look at each other.

>He shrugs.

>"Same time?"

>Why not?

>You hold a wish in your mind.

>You wish that Spike would accept you, and have feelings for you back.

>It's a childish one, you know.

>But, if it comes true, you won't mind.

>The two of you blow out the candles.

>And the crowd erupts in a cheer.

 

----------

 

>Spike fumbles with a key around his neck and lets out a happy sigh.

>"Sure was a great party!"

>He's dragging a wagon behind him, with the Crusaders' obscene cookie.

>Half of it is gone already.

>The two of you arrive at the library.

>"Here, open the door, will ya?"

>He gives you the key.

>You unlock the door, and swing it wide open for him to enter.

>He struts inside.

>But not before biting a small chunk.

>"So, you've been here for five years, huh? I kinda forgot…"

>He says with his mouth full.

"Forgot?"

>"Yeah."

>He swallows.

>"It feels like you've been here forever."

>You smile.

>He's right.

>You close the door behind you.

>"Well, anyways, I'm glad you're here Anon. Tonight was really fun, I'm glad we could have two celebrations in one!"

>You nod.

>He plops down on a chair.

>"Oh man, I'm stuffed."

>You stare at him in silence.

>"What?"

>You take a deep breath.

>If you're going to do it, might as well be now.

"Spike? I… have a present for you."

>He looks at you.

"Anon? I told you already, you didn't have to get me-"

"I wanted to. Close your eyes."

>You tie a blindfold around his eyes and lead him up to your bedroom.

>You pull out the ruby from under your pillow.

>Rainbow's voice is echoing in your head.

>"Put it between your tits."

>Fine.

>You slide the sundress off and unhook your bra.

>Spike waves his hands wildly.

>"Um, Anon? Can I look now?"

"Not yet."

>You place the red jewel in your cleavage.

>God, this is embarrassing.

>You walk over to him.

"Happy birthday Spike."

>You pull off his blindfold.

>He stares in shock for a few seconds.

>You lean in and give him a kiss.

 

>Spike flails his arms.

>You finally let go of his face and back away.

>You feel your face heat up.

>"A-anon, why'd you just-..."

>You look away.

"I-..."

>Your voice trails off.

>No.

>You're not backing down.

>You've already come this far.

"Spike... I know you like Rarity and all… but fuck, I really like you."

 

>Spike stares at you.

>Well, at a specific part of you.

>"Whoa, dude…"

>You panic.

>Did you fuck up again?

>"That's… that's heavy."

>One of these days, you really should learn what all his expressions mean.

>"That's the biggest... fire ruby I've ever seen..."

>You blink.

>Oh.

>Is that what he meant?

>He… doesn't even care about your confession?

"You don't like me?"

>You ask dejectedly.

>He looks at you.

>"No Anon, I-... I don't know what to say."

>You look away.

>This was a bad idea.

>"I mean I like you, but I never really thought of you that way."

"… figures."

>You feel your legs give out.

>Spike sits next to you and pulls you into a hug.

>"That doesn't mean I hate you.. It's just…"

>You hadn't even thought about facing rejection.

>"Do humans think that taking off underwear is sexy?"

 

"… usually."

>Spike smiles.

>He plucks the ruby from your chest and takes a bite.

>His breath turns fiery.

>He takes a step back, yanking off his bow tie and unbuttoning his suit.

>You stare as he reveals he's wearing your bra.

>And panties.

>"So, you want to do something, huh?"

>You blink.

>Oh god.

>He gingerly pulls them off.

>You face palm.

>He's totally misunderstanding you.

"No… I want you. To be my special somep0ny."

>"I can't hear you."

>He's saying it teasingly.

"… please don't make me say it again."

>"Fine."

>He scratches a scale on his neck.

>"Under one condition."

>You look at him.

>Is he serious?

>"If Rarity ever does reciprocate my feelings for her-…"

>You blink.

>Of course.

>Rarity.

>"-which I don't think she'll do that any time soon, considering I've been chasing after her for years, but in the off chance that she does, you have to let me go after her."

>Spike's all smiles.

>You look at him.

"Sure…. why not."

>You couldn't have said no, even if you tried.

>He grabs you and pulls you into a hug.

>You kiss him lightly on the cheek.

 

>He kisses you back.

>With feeling.

>He slides his tongue against your lips, swirling around them.

 

>"Something tells me this is a really really really double bad idea. And as much as I love surprise after-parties-"

>"Don't worry about it Pinkie."

>"She's... hic- right though."

 

>You break from the kiss.

>Is that Pinkie? And Rainbow?

>.... oh fuck no.

>You leap towards the bed and cover yourself with the blanket.

>You hear the door open.

>"Surprise!"

>Fuck!

>"Spike?"

>Twilight asks, on cue.

>"What are you doing next to Anon's bed? And why are her clothes everywhere?"

>You peek from underneath the covers.

>"And why is the suit I made for you on the floor?"

>Rarity asks.

>Pinkie is desperately trying to push everyone out.

>"I really think we really should leave now."

>"Y-yeah, what she said."

>Rainbow's got a bottle in her hoof.

>She's shoving them back too.

 

>"Give 'em some hic-... privacy."

>Rainbow successfully pushes everyone away.

>Pinkie whispers a "sorry" at you both on her way out.

>She closes the door.

"... thank god."

>You hear a clatter outside the door.

>"OH HEAVENS NO! ARE THEY DOING WHAT I THINK THEY'RE ABOUT TO DO?! FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA, SPIKE, USE PROTECTION!"

>She's so loud the whole town could probably hear her.

>You bury your face in your blanket in embarrassment.

>"ANON- let go of me Applejack! ANON! PLEASE, JUST LET ME PERFORM A CONTRACEPTIVE SPELL AT THE VERY LEAST!"

>"Get back here Twilight!"

>You see the door creak open, with Twilight's hooves clawing at the door.

>She's being dragged away by (presumably) Rainbow.

>"Spike?"

>You look down and see Fluttershy stick her head in.

>"Be very gentle with her, okay?"

>She shuts the door.

>Spike laughs.

>"Well that was entertaining."

"Humiliating, more like it."

>Spike gets up and sits on the bed.

>"Still want to?"

 

>You answer his question by kissing him.

>Both hands grab him by his neck and pull him over top you.

>You come back up for air.

>He looks at you.

"It doesn't matter if I want to… today's supposed to be about you, remember?"

>Spike chuckles.

>"You know, it's not like I can read up on what humans like."

>You raise an eyebrow.

"What does that mean?"

>"It means, you have to tell me what you want me to do."

"Oh."

>You feel a blush coming on.

 

>You weren't exactly a master at this either.

>What do dragons even like?

"Fuck... I didn't think this through."

>You let your hands drop to your sides.

>Spike lets his long tongue flick against your neck.

>You shudder.

"I-... just do what you want."

>Spike smirks.

>"You sure about that?"

>You nod.

 

>Spike gently slides a claw through your hair, the other down your side.

>"Any thing I should know?"

"Hu-humans... like it when y-you touch their chest?"

>His tongue licks your neck, slowly making its way down.

>It's hard and warm.

>And wet.

>You gently cradle his head with your arm, running a finger down his scales.

>He delicately rubs your breasts.

>Nuzzling them.

>You feel tickles going through your body as he sucks on them.

>You can just barely feel his fanged canines pressing against your nipple.

>His arms travel around your body.

>"And down here?"

>He tugs on your panties.

>"You're always wearing these... to cover yourself?"

>You nod.

>A small moan escapes your lips as he pulls them off from you.

>He inspects you carefully, rubbing a finger into your slit.

>You let out a moan, grabbing his wrist on instinct.

>He stops for a second.

>But you make no effort to push him away.

>His fingers slide a second time.

"Ahh..."

>Wait.

>This isn't right.

>It's his birthday.

>You should be making him feel good.

>You try to speak through your shaky, moaning voice.

"Do... you want nnh... me to do... anything?"

>Spike just continues grinding his fingers into you.

>Why isn't he answering?

"Nnh."

>Another moan slips out your mouth.

>Oh god.

>His really good at this.

>You slide your hand up his arm.

>Your hand brushes against his scales.

>His arm tenses up for a second.

>"Too much?"

>You shake a head, unable to speak.

 

>Is he even getting the least bit excited by this?

>You feel kinda guilty that you're the only one having fun.

>Spike seems so focused on making you feel good that you can't tell.

>You feel something against your leg and look down.

>You notice a sizable bulge between his legs.

>Oh god.

>It's huge.

>Guess he is.

>Wait.

>You take another look.

>The fuck?

>He's got two…

>Two cocks.

>Is he going to use both on you?

>As he brushes his claw near you, you feel your chest raise.

>Into his mouth, where his tongue is flicking on your tit.

>It's making you wild.

>Spike moves more furiously.

>He seems to have found your sweet spots.

>Your legs tighten around his hand as he rubs your clit furiously.

"Aaahh!"

>Spikes free hand clamps down on your chest.

>Shit.

>You're losing your mind.

"Spike! Y-you, can- you shouldnnh..."

>Fuck.

>You can't even speak.

>You push his face away.

>He stops.

>You're panting, trying to catch your breath.

>"Did I do something wrong?"

"N-no, it's just... you should feel good t-too. It-it's your birthday."

>He raises an eyebrow.

>"You sure?"

"I should do most of the work. Just, uh… roll over."

>Spike blinks.

>"Uh, okay."

>He rolls onto his side.

>You look at both of his erect shafts.

>Fuck.

>Which one are you supposed to touch?

 

>You stare at both of them for just a moment.

>Spike's waiting.

>You wrap your hand around one and start pumping it.

>The other one gets your mouth.

>It feels weird, the skin-like texture.

>It has a musky taste.

>You lick from the side up to the tip.

>It sends shudders up his body.

>You put the head into your mouth, sucking on it.

>You work your way down, taking in more.

>You hear Spike's breathing get ragged.

>Like a popsicle, you suck on it.

>You pull up his skin with your lips.

>Your tongue touches his tip, tasting a salty, milky liquid.

>You pull back.

>Was that…

>Fuck, whatever.

>You ignore it and switch.

>You slip his other cock into your mouth.

>You can feel it twitching as you slide your tongue down his shaft.

>Spike lets out a moan.

>Well, at least he's feeling good now.

>Even though you're just making this up as you go.

 

>You try to put both cocks inside your mouth.

>As if your mouth could fit two stiff dragon cocks.

>To your surprise, you manage to get both of their tips in.

>Spike's practically writhing.

>He let's out a loud moan.

>You taste more of the salty, milky semen coming from the one cock.

>It's twitching violently.

>"A-anon..."

>He lets out his load in your mouth.

>Coating it with a thick layer.

>It dribbles from your lips.

>You feel it some of it trickle down your throat.

>Oh god.

>You kind of want to gag.

>"S-sorry."

>You pull your head away from him, holding your hands under to catch the spillage.

>His other rod is still stiff.

>Oh god.

>"H-here, just…"

>Spike gets you to spit out his cum onto your blanket.

>"I'll clean it up later, don't worry."

 

>You wanted to try and be sexy for him.

>You wipe off a bit from your lips with a finger and the lick it.

>Spike looks at you with disgust.

>"That's uhh... you didn't have to..."

>Fuck.

>Idiot.

>Stop trying so hard.

>You'll just make a fool out of yourself.

>You wipe your hands on the sheets.

>"… so, now what?"

>You can see his cock still quivering.

"… d-do you wanna…?"

>Spike's eyes light up.

>You'll take that as a yes.

>You lean back for him and spread your legs.

"Be gentle, okay?"

>Spike nods.

>You guide his hardened staff into you.

>And exhale sharply as he pushes in.

>Ohh, fuck.

>Fuck.

>It was bigger than you thought.

>You wince as his cock slides deeper into you.

 

>Spike starts moving.

>It hurts at first.

>But each time that he slides into you, you can feel his other shaft.

>It's rubbing against your sweet spot.

>Just barely brushing against your clit.

>The pleasure from that overshadows the pain.

>You can feel it building.

"Unnh..."

>You let out a soft moan.

>The dragon picks up speed.

>And each time he slams into you, a wave of ecstasy hits you.

>Spikes hot breath blows on your neck.

>The pain is gone by now.

>Your back is arching.

>You feel your chest rising.

>Each of your moans gets louder than the last.

>Oh god.

>He's going fast.

>And you can barely think.

"Fuck..."

>You wrap your arms around him.

>Lean into him with every buck.

>The feeling is just too much.

>Your mind is gone.

>You're just swirling in happy pleasure.

 

>For his first time, he's fucking good.

>You claw into his back, gripping on his spines.

>Fuck.

>You can feel his body tensing up.

>You're already entranced.

>Enraptured.

>"A-anon, I'm-…"

>Spike grunts, pounding into you with heavy thrashes..

>"SPIKE!"

"… wha?"

>You see a spark from below.

>It's Twilight.

>She's not happy.

>The other five ponies are trying to restrain her.

>"SPIKE STOP! DON'T-"

>Spike slams into you one final time, letting out a groan.

>You feel his cock stir up inside you, twitching.

>He squeezes you tightly and collapses on top of you.

>Out of breath.

 

"... holy... shit."

>You slowly bring yourself out of your mind numbing dizziness.

>The dragon on top of you smiles, nuzzling you.

>You sit up.

>"Anon…"

>Twilight is fuming.

>"… do you want that spell now?"

>What?

>Applejack and Rarity are staring in shock at you.

>Fluttershy is giggling.

>Pinkie Pie is rolling her eyes and Rainbow…

>Actually, Rainbow's out cold.

>You feel something hot and wet pool on your shoulder.

>It's drool.

>Spike's asleep.

>Twilight takes a deep breath and shakes her head.

>"We'll be outside."

 

>The ponies file out, leaving you and your dragon alone in the quiet room.

>All you can hear is soft breathing.

>You smile.

>His sleeping face is so peaceful.

>It's cute.

>You give him a tight hug.

>"Ann...non..."

>He murmurs, returning the hug.

>You feel a slight twitch from his cock, still inside you.

>It sends a tingle through your body.

>You can't really move with him on top of you.

>Whatever.

>You give him a kiss on the cheek.

"Good night Spike... happy birthday."

>You lay back and rest your head.

>And fall asleep with him in your arms

 

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>You awake to a sharp pain in your loins.

>Ow!

>Shit!

>You quickly realize that it's Spike.

>The fuck?

>He's hard.

>And still sleeping.

>You carefully move from underneath him, pulling his cock out of you.

>What the hell?

>Maybe falling asleep with him still inside of you was a bad idea.

>God, you're all sticky.

>You let out a quiet sigh.

>You head over to the bathroom.

>Use the toilet.

>And take a quick rinse in the shower.

>You wrap the towel around you.

>Twilight's waiting outside the door.

>She looks like she's been up all night.

>Her eyes are red.

>"… we need to talk."

 

>"If Spike is going to have a special significant other, I suppose I should be glad that it's you."

>Twilight sits on the front doorstep.

>She doesn't seem very glad.

>You plop down next to her.

>"Even so, you do realize what you've done, right?"

>You blink.

"Slept with him?"

>She shakes her head.

>"You've become his mate."

>Huh?

>"It's more or less a permanent relationship, which if I might add, I won't forgive if you go back on it."

>You blink.

"That-…. that will never a problem."

>"Good."

>Twilight sighs

>"As his mate, you should be aware of some things. I'm certain you'll be fine but even so, you have a right tol know about the dangers of being with a dragon."

 

"Dangers?"

>"Spike, like all dragons, has had to clash with greed. We've been able to curb his appetite by limiting the gifts that he gets, and the jewels he eats, but it's only a matter of time before he becomes a fully grown dragon all on his own. And when he does, he won't care for you, or anything else except for his treasure."

>You stare at her dumbfounded.

>Is she serious?

>"If he matures without being overcome by greed, it'll be different… so it's up to you to make sure that he doesn't get that way. Got it?"

>You gulp.

"Yeah…"

>Twilight smiles.

>"Good. One last thing… don't be surprised if you wake up to an e-"

>"Hey Anon!"

>You hear the front door open behind you.

>Rainbow Dash slaps your back.

>"I heard from Pinkie that you and Spike finally did it."

>Ow…

>You nod.

>"That's cool. Good luck."

>Luck? Luck on what?

>She flies away.

"What is she talking about?"

>Twilight sighs.

>"You could become an egg bearer."

>You stare at her.

>Egg?

>Bearer?

>Oh god, that's not what you think it is, is it?

>"Dragon's are few in number compared to ancient times… they've relied heavily on magic to survive this long."

>It is…

>Shit.

>"I'm just warning you now…. you might end up with a child one of these days."

>You take a deep breath.

>Wow.

>That's a lot to take in.

>But it doesn't change anything.

>You're still in love with Spike.

"I… I'll take whatever's thrown my way."

>Twilight smiles.

>"I'm sure you will."

>"Anon?"

>You hear a voice from upstairs.

>It's Spike.

>"Where'd you go?"

"I'm outside! One second."

>You quietly thank Twilight for her blessing.

>And head back upstairs.

 

>"Do you want anything for breakfast? Eggs and bacon?"

"Not eggs."

>"… okay? Well, what about some pancakes?"

"Pancakes sound good."

>"Okay. Cool."

>He swoops next to you, gives you a light kiss on the cheek, and heads over to the kitchen.

>You smile.

>You sure are lucky to have him.