CYOA Femanon Special

>Be femanon

>It's the hottest day of summer in Equestria

>Sunbutt is feeling a little edgy today.

>Chilling in the shade from the library.

>Lots of other ponies are doing the same.

>"Hey Anon!"

>Huh? Who said your name?

>You see a gray pone with a blonde mane trot up to you.

>She has some derped up eyes. What was her name again?

>"Got a package for you."

"Uh, thanks."

>You decide to open the package.

>You are in complete shock.

>Since you've arrived here, you didn't see a single trace of your old home, Earth.

>But in front of you, you don't know how, but it's a fucking Klondike bar box with the wrappers and everything.

>There's a note attached to it.

 

Meet me at Sugarcube Corner in ten minutes. I'll be waiting.

 

"What the fuck!?"

>You exclaim in surprise. The pones around you stare at the Klondike box.

>"Hey, whatcha got there Anon?"

"It's uh... Klondike bars."

>"Come again?"

"Ice cream. Covered in frozen chocolate. Shaped like a square."

>The pones look at you.

>They seem rather angry.

>You haven't had one of these for a good couple of months, since you arrived here in Equestria.

>You really want to eat it, but these ponies here are dying from the heat.

"I-... There's six of them. You guys can have 'em."

>You fling the box at the crowd. They all start wrasslin' for it.

>You decide to start walking over to Sugarcube corner.

>Whoever gave these to you must have been from Earth... or been in contact with Earth somehow.

>Looks like you've got some investigating to do.

>Before you knew it, your walk turned into a sprint.

>You arrive at Sugarcube Corner in seconds.

>No one is here except Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

>You are a little too early. Idiot.

>"Hello there Anon. Pretty hot day we're havin'."

"Yeah..."

>You wonder who it is you're about to meet.

>It gets you excited.

>You hear some thuds from the ceiling.

>You're guessing that Pinkie is somewhere upstairs.

>"I fixed it!"

"Huh?"

>Pinkie comes dashing down the stairs with a strange machine on her back. It has a bunch of weird colored wires that look like candy canes sticking out of it.

>"Mr and Mrs Cake! I fixed it. The ice cream machine is running again!'

>"Oh how wonderful. Now we can finally start selling ice cream to Ponyvillians. Thank you Pinkie."

>"EVERYBODY LINE UP! ICECREAM IN PONYVILLE IN FIVE MINUTES!"

"Five minutes?"

>Suddenly ponies start appearing left and right.

>Shit, how are you supposed to tell who it is you're supposed to meet?

>This is hopeless. The entire place is packed.

>You sigh defeated. There's no way you can possibly find out about this mysterious Earth visitor.

 

>"Hello Anon."

>HOLY SHIT!

>You flopped against the wall from hearing a voice behind you.

>You turn around.

 

>There's no one there.

>Except Pinkie, but she's not looking at you.

>She's busy balancing a bunch of ice cream cones on her face.

"Hello?" You call out.

>Nothing replies.

>You feel a quick tap on your shoulder.

>You turn.

>Still nothing.

>What the hell? This is getting weirder by the second.

>"Confused? You should be."

>There the voice was, again. From above you.

>You look up, and see... absolutely nothing.

"Seriously? Just show yourself!'

>You feel someone bump into you. It's Twilight, licking a strawberry icecream cone.

>"Oh sorry Anon. Who were you talking to?"

>You look around one last time.

"Nobody."

>"Oh. Okay. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Cake are selling ice cream again. It's a Ponyville favorite. You have to try it.

>You nod at her.

"Will do."

>"Anon has never had Cake Ice Cream?!? Come with me, Pinkie's got ya covered!"

>Pinkie grabs your arm and pulls you into the kitchen.

>You lean against the counter as the Party pony whips up a sundae.

>You look down at the counter and find a bunch of ants swarming around the sprinkles.

>The ants aren't just swarming. They're spelling out letters.

 

MIRROR

 

>You look around for something shiny. You find a spoon.

>A pair of old red eyes looks back at you.

>"Hello Anon. I've been waiting for you."

>Before you can say another word, Pinkie grabs the spoon in your hand and puts it into a giant ice cream dish.

>"Here ya go Anon! On the house!"

"... th-thanks Pinkie."

>You walk out of the store and back into the heat.

>You quickly eat up the scoop of ice cream on the spoon and lick it clean.

>The eyes are gone.

"Dammit!"

 

"Klondike bars? Ants, ice cream? Mirrors?"

>What could it mean?

>More importantly, who was it that was talking to you?

>You sigh.

>You feel cold ice cream dripping on your hand.

>You finally get a good look at the ice cream Pinkie gave you.

>It's some weird looking creature. Like someone mixed a bunch of animals together in one blender.

>That Pinkie, she's an artist.

>You shrug and decide to give the ice cream a taste.

>"Hey! Not the face!'

"Wha~?"

>The ice cream just talked.

>Two cherries suddenly start moving up to where the creature's eyes would be.

>Red eyes.

"AHH!"

>You drop the ice cream dish without even thinking.

>"Ow! That wasn't very nice."

>The ice cream swirls around your feet.

>What is this?!

>"Anon, I know you must be full of questions."

>It's growing, wrapping around your legs.

"Wha-... whe-? Who are you?"

>"Why, I'm nothing but an appointed bad apple."

>Wat?

>You feel like this is a bad pun that just went over your head.

>The feeling of ice cream swirling around your legs is really weird.

>Alright, enough with the bullshit.

"Seriously, what is this? If I'm about to be eaten by an ice cream monster, I'd at least like to get a taste first."

>The ice cream sluggishly slides up your back and onto your hat.

>Aww man, that's definitely going to stain!

>"You're not scared? That's a first."

"Just get off me." You say in monotone. This is getting old fast.

>The ice cream starts changing color and grows even bigger.

>Crap, it's going to turn into a-

>Yep

>Your legs start to shake as the creature materializes on your head.

>A weird dragon-deer... thing is standing on your shoulders.

"Again, what is this?"

>"This? This is a prank."

>You blink.

>This isn't funny.

>You grab one of the legs and try to yank the monster off of you.

>You lose your balance and topple over.

"Ow! Seriously? Just stop! Enough with the games, who are you?"

>By now you've gained an audience.

>"That's Discord!"

>You hear a familiar voice from above.

>It's Rainbow Dash.

>"Yes, yes, it is indeed me! In all of my glory, hold your applause."

>You push him off of you and get back on your feet.

>Ugh, your body is all sticky from ice cream.

>"What do you want Discord?" Rainbow asks.

>"Rainbow, please... I thought I would have gotten a warm welcome from you."

>Suddenly lightning strikes behind Rainbow.

>She screams and jumps behind you.

"Who is Discord? And why was he my ice cream?"

>"Discord is the living embodiment of chaos."

>Twilight walks beside you.

"Chaos?"

>You start freaking out a little bit.

>Why does Chaos want to mess with you?

>"Don't worry. He's harmless. Mostly. Fluttershy befriended him and showed him that he could use his magic for good instead of evil.

>That doesn't make you feel any better.

>"I just thought I'd drop in." Discord says, sliding next to you and grabbing your shoulder like you two are buddy-buddy.

>You shove him away.

"What do you want with me?"

"Now now... it's not every day I get to meet someone that is just as out of place in Equestria as me."

>Discord lightly tickles your chin.

>You shudder.

"Cut it out."

>You swat away his hand.

>Suddenly he's behind you, wrapping his tail around your waist.

>WHOA NOT COOL

>You elbow him and try to wriggle away.

"Get off of me, creep! I'm not about to become Chaos's plaything."

>You can't get free, so you start kicking him.

>You kick in straight between the legs.

>"OOH!"

>He recoils and starts to shake in a fetal position.

>"That's painfully delightful!"

>Oh god...

>Chaos is a fucking masochist.

>Of all people, why you?

"Stop with all of the bullshit. What do you want with me?"

>"Your virginity."

"... WHAT?!"

>Discord chuckles to himself and stands back up.

"NO WAY!"

>You start walking backwards and trip on Dashie's tail.

>You scramble away from him, full of terror.

>There's no way you're going to let yourself get literally fucked by chaos.

>"Now my dear, it's not quite at all what you think."

"You want to take my virginity, how is it NOT what I'm thinking?"

>Twilight jumps in between you two.

>"Discord! Stop! You're obviously taking this joke too far, you're scaring her!"

>Discord stop and looks between you and Twilight.

>"Between you and me, it's not exactly a joke."

>''... what?"

>"Humans are simply divine... they can be just as chaotic as me if you give them the chance."

>OHGODNO

>You scramble away as fast as possible, towards Fluttershy's cottage.

>She stopped Discord from being evil, she can help, right?

>As you run, you notice your shoelaces are untied.

>It's probably nothing to worry about.

>You keep running, one foot after the other. Fluttershy's cottage is within sight.

>Suddenly, you feel one of your feet slip on the ground. You trip and fall.

>You brace for impact and prepare to eat shit.

>You land and start sliding across the road, which is covered with suds and water.

>"Now anon, please. I'm not a sex-craved demon out to penetrate your every last hole or anything. I just want to have you. And let you have a good time."

>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

>You flop and splash along the road, trying to stay as far away from him.

>You see a ditch in the road and make your way towards it.

>Suddenly you hear a hissing sound.

>Snakes?

>You look behind you and see that your shoelaces have turned into constricting snakes, preventing you from moving your legs.

"Please tell me this isn't happening!"

>"Well I would... but it would be untruthful of me."

"GETAWAY!"

>You paddle your hands along the clouds of soap beneath you.

>Things aren't looking so good.

>Suddenly Discord jumps in front of you.

>You feel sick.

>This is it. The end.

>Discord picks you up by the scruff of your shirt.

>"I'm not a monster. I'm a gentle creature. if you are really this against it, I won't force you."

>... say what?

"R-really?"

>"Yes."

>He gives you a slobbery kiss on the mouth.

>Your first in your virgin life.

>OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING

>He slips his tongue between your lips.

>You feel disgusted.

>After a few minutes, he stops.

>"You're adorable Anon. And I'm feeling rather nice today, so let's play a game."

>You catch your breath and look up at him.

"Game?"

>"Yes. You win, you stay as you are now. You lose, I get to take you to a night out."

>That sounds... rather reasonable. And given that the other alternative is rape... you'll take it.

"What'd you have in mind?" You say reluctantly.

>"I'll give you a choice."

>He drops you.

>In one hand he has an Xbox. The other has a deck of cards.

>"M40A3 battle with gaycogs on Shipment, or UNO."

"... those are from Earth. How did you-?"

>"Make a choice darling."

>You haven't played Call of Duty in your life, but you have played a bit of Halo.

>And considering that games are something you do as a hobby, while UNO is plain luck.

"Gun battle."

>"Ooh! Excellent! I've been meaning to do some magic for a while now."

>Say what?

>You watch as Town Square rumbles. Giant shipping containers start rising from the ground.

>This isn't exactly what you had in mind.

>"Heads up!"

>You turn to look at Discord.

>OH SHIT SNIPER RIFLE

>You catch it, barely.

>Wow, it's much lighter than you expected.

>A box of ammo hits you in the face.

>Tickle bullets?

>Oh god, Discord isn't really thinking-

>A motorcycle starts revving behind you.

>Shit.

>"Hurry up Anon. I've got a special motorcycle for you."

>"What the-? Hey! What happened to my legs?"

>You stare as Rainbow Dash rests next to you.

>Her lower body has turned into wheels.

>You can't help but giggle.

>"Discord! Change me back right now!"

"Pfft... HAHAHA!"

>At least you're not as upset as you were a minute ago.

>"First to 10 wins!" Discord shouts before riding away.

>This is really happening.

>That's kinda cool.

>"This is crazy. How could Discord think you have a chance at this?"

>Rainbow seems a little unnerved. And she's being sympathetic to you... which is a first.

>You load what looks like a Tic Tac into the gun. Somehow it stays in place.

"I don't have much of a choice, do I?"

>"Anon, just get on. I have an idea."

"What do you me-AH!"

>You get knocked off your feet.

>It feels like a thousand feathers are tickling you at once.

>"One zip!"

"HAHAAHA~!"

>The pain. It hurts.

>You recover from your laughing fit.

>Rainbow manages to scoop you up. She starts riding away.

"What-HA-haha~ are you- haha- doing?"

>Rainbow is driving you away from town square.

>"I'm getting you outta here."

>The ground is shaking. Giant walls are popping out of nowhere.

>"Hold on."

>Rainbow zips through the growing maze. You're really impressed with how she's handling her agility.

>You prop your gun up to your shoulder and look behind you.

>Discord is following you. Duh.

>He's firing his gun without even holding it like a boss.

"This is ridiculous."

>You raise the gun and pull the trigger.

>Discord's head explodes in a pink dust.

>It magically pops back.

>He's all laughs.

>... this is completely and utterly ridiculous. You're riding a pony turned motorcycle in a war-themed version of Ponyville with a gun that shoots pink laughing gas.

>You giggle at the thought.

>Maybe Discord isn't the monster you thought he was.

>But he still wants to fuck you. And that's not happening.

>You fire at Discord a few more times.

>You manage to score another hit.

>Rainbow swerves around.

>"Time to play chicken."

>Chicken? What?

"Wait, RainbOOOW!"

>You are headed for a collision course straight for Discord.

>This isn't good.

>You fire the gun wildly in hopes that you hit him.

>You score another headshot and he zigzags away.

>"Awesome shot Anon!" Rainbow cheers.

>You smirk and load another bullet in your gun.

>You're down to your last bullet. Crap.

>Here goes nothing.

>You know, this is fun.

>Discord has completely walled you off, you're now in a giant circular arena

>There are ramps everywhere. And a giant warped wall in the center.

"Rainbow, can you ride up that one?

>"Of course I can. Watch me!"

>You hold on tight as Rainbow picks up speed, heading for the quarter-pipe.

>Discord nails you right in the back. You bite down on your tongue and fight back the laughter.

>It doesn't work.

>Your entire body spazzes out.

>You lose your grip on Dash just as she jumps off the ramp.

>While in the air, you manage to clear your head for a moment and raise your gun.

>You hold your breath and pull the trigger.

...

>Headshot.

"SCORE!"

>You're ecstatic that you got him.

>Rainbow Dash seems to gone up so high that she landed on a cloud and stayed there.

>You happiness quickly fades as you realize that you're about 30 ft in the air and have no way of safely landing.

"AHHH!"

>You feel a claw dig into your back and pull you close.

>Discord's carrying you under his arm.

>The two of you land safely on his motorcycle..

>"You alright?"

"... yeah."

>You sigh.

>You had a wild time, but you know how this has to end.

"You win."

>"Hm? What?"

"I'm outta bullets. You would've won anyway."

>"... oh. Oh, right."

>He looks rather disappointed. He was having a lot of fun.

"So yeah. You win. Just, before you do that, can you take a girl out to dinner first?"

>Discord looks at you and smiles.

>"Gladly."

>He drives you over to Rarity's.

>"I'll pick you up in an hour."

>You nod and walk inside the boutique.

>Man, you can't believe you just resigned yourself to getting fucked by Chaos.

>"Anonymous? Whatever are you doing here? The boutique is closed."

"I have a date."

>"With whom darling?"

"Discord."

>There's something you've always wanted to say.

"Dress me like one of your painted whores."

>"Excuse me?"

"Something chaotic. And naughty."

>If you were going to resign yourself to Discord, you might as well make it fun for the both of you.

>"Oh, uh... certainly."

>Rarity gives you a weird look and starts looking through her dresses.

>"I'm afraid I don't have anything meant humans darling."

"Just do what you can."

>Rarity shrugs and gets to work modifying a dress.

>You stare out the window. Ponyville has returned back to normal, and you watch as the sun reaches a low point in the sky.

>Discord will be taking you out. And taking you.

>You shudder.

>Rarity tells you to lift your arms.

>You follow all of her instructions and continue to let your mind wander.

>After a while Rarity starts putting the dress on you.

>"Anon darling, are you sure you're alright with doing this?"

"Hmm?"

>She brings you to a mirror.

>You look like a college party girl with shiny, dark, scanty clothing.

>"This has to be the worst ensemble I've ever made."

>Discord would love it.

"Don't worry about it. How much do I owe you?"

>Rarity blinks.

>"Just get out of my sight. That'll be payment enough."

>You quietly excuse yourself and find Discord waiting in a tuxedo. And flowers.

>He hands them to you. You immediately dump them on the side of the road.

>"Not keen on

"Not keen on being girly. Sorry if that disappoints you." You say bored. "Where you taking me?"

>Sugarcube Corner. Where else?

>"Discord... Anon? Uh... nice to see you two."

>Mr. and Mrs. Cake both stare at you.

>"What would the two of you like?"

"Water for me, thanks. And a bowl of ice cream if you have it."

>"Certainly. And you Mr. .... Chaos?"

>"I'll have your finest pastries, please."

>You plant your face firmly on the table in front of you.

>Why were you doing this again?

>"So Anon, I don't want you to think that I'm just doing this for your virginity."

>Oh really?

>"In fact, the reason why I'm so infatuated with you is because I'm actually looking for someone to court."

>Court?

>Doesn't that mean date or something?

>"All these years of spreading chaos, I haven't once thought about settling down. But as you can probably guess, there's been a significant reduction in the amount of fun I can have. So I have to be on the look out for potential wives."

>WIFE?!

>NOPE NUH UH NOT HAPPENING

>"Food for the lovely couple."

>Mr. Cake places the food in front of you.

>For the first time, you realize that Sugarcube corner has been given a dramatic tone change.

>Looks like a fine-dining restaurant.

>You shake your head. Now's not the time to be distracted.

>"What I suppose I'm trying to say is. Anonymous, darling... would you do me the honor of being my-

>You can't take this anymore.

>You slam your face into the sundae in front of you.

>"Oh-... hungry I see? Well me too!"

>Discord copies you.

>There's only so much ice cream you can eat.

>But you have to do something to delay Discord.

>You finish up your bowl and scream.

"KEEP 'EM COMING!"

>After your 5th bowl of ice cream, you can't take it.

"Excuse me. Have to pee."

>You slip away and quickly run up the stairs.

>You hope Pinkie is here.

>You check in the rooms. Nothing.

>Crap.

>You go over to the bathroom and wash your face.

>This is turning out to be awful.

>And your stomach is feeling bad.

>You run over to the toilet and puke up all the Neopolitan ice cream you just ate.

>Too bad you couldn't savor the taste. It was actually really good.

>Didn't taste nearly as good the second time.

>You rinse your mouth at the sink again.

>How are you going to get out of this mess.

>"Oh hi Anon!"

>It's Pinkie.

>She's taking a bath with Gummy.

>Pinkie? Pinkie!

"Pinkie! I need you to do me a huge favor."

>"Sure, anything for my super bestie best party human friend! What is it?"

>You take a deep breath.

"I need you to throw a super awesome dance party with loud music and a light show and everything you can possibly do short of using a party cannon. It has to be mega fun so much that absolutely no one in Ponyville can not show up. And no one can leave the party early or leave the dance floor and I need you to do it right now!"

>Pinkie tilts her head in confusion.

>"Anon, I don't think I can do that right now."

>What?

"Pinkie please! I need this!"

>"I'm sorry Anon, but I can't do that in such short notice."

>You slump against the sink.

>You're doomed.

>"But hey, you can go to the 12 hour Dance for Filly Scholarships Marathon over in the library! I'm getting Gummy ready to go over there in a couple of minutes!"

>Say what?

"Thanks Pinkie! You're a lifesaver!"

>You give her a hug and Gummy a quick kiss.

>"See ya at the party!"

>You rush downstairs.

>"Ah Anon, I wanted-"

>You cut him off.

"There's a dance party going on that you HAVE to take me to. Right now."

>"Hmm? Alright then. Uh, check please?"

>You slam your entire savings of bits on the table and grab Discord's hand, dragging him out onto the street over to the library.

>Twilight welcomes you to the party and tells you the rules.

>You are only allowed to stop dancing for food and drink. All other time is meant for dancing.

>Don't go into Twilight's bedroom.

>Stop dancing and you get kicked out.

>Sounds easy enough.

>You hope that you can last a few hours.

>You quickly jump on the dancefloor. Discord follows after you.

>"Anon? How long do you plan on staying here?"

>You pretend you can't hear him from all of the loud music.

>You realize after a few minutes of just headbobbing that you don't really know how to dance.

>The only type of dance you've ever done back on Earth is swing-dancing, and that was just cause your parents signed you up for a three week casual class.

>This is a lot harder than you thought.

>"Anon? Is there something wrong?"

>Discord is looking at you closely.

>You nervously giggle.

"I just realize... I can't really dance. Other than swing... I'm pretty much useless."

>Discord's face twists into a scary grin.

>"I can help you with that my sweet."

>He slithers over to the DJ with a blue mane and purple glasses.

>She nods at him and flips a CD onto the turntable in front of her.

>Discord appears by your side in a flash and offers you a hand.

>"Will you give me the honor?"

>He's really eager.

>He did know how to have a good time, judging from the gun game you played.

"Uh... sure, why not?"

>An upbeat, jazzy song starts playing.

>Discord leads you into a simple swing and keeps you spinning to a four step.

>The ponies around you stare in awe. They've never seen this before.

>A few of them start joining in.

>You smile.

>Other pones are just classily dancing solo.

>The song eventually ends and ponies go back to randomly moving.

>Discord leads you over to the refreshment table and hands you a drink.

"How'd you know about swing dancing?"

>"One of my many talents. Chaos learns a thing or two from various cultures everywhere."

"You mean, from Earth?"

>"Well, yes. That too."

>This guy knows something about Earth.

>You down your drink and crumple the cup.

"How'd you get those Klondike bars?"

>"Oh those things? I picked them up while passing through."

>Cheeky bastard.

>This guy might know a way of getting back to Earth.

>You could finally go home.

>This may be the only chance you get.

>And it means sucking it up and accepting courtship from the god of chaos. And giving your virginity to him.

>You reach for his face and kiss him.

>You're surprised you did that. Where the hell did that come from?

>After about a minute of liplock, you finally break from it.

>"Well, to what do I owe the pleasure?"

>You're mentally preparing yourself.

"How big are you?"

>You feel your face flush from saying that.

>"What?"

"Down there."

>Discord gives you a creepy smile.

>"Why don't we get out of here so you can find out?"

>You take a deep breath.

>This is the point of no return.

"Fucking bring it."

>You grab Discord and snake through the dancefloor, trying to find the exit.

>Somehow you end up in Twilight's bedroom.

>Discord's face gets scarier by the second.

>Despite your protests, he locks the door and snakes his way around you, pushing you closer to Purple tinker's bed.

>Man, Twilight is going to kill you when she finds out.

>But if you can go back home, you won't have to worry about that.

>Discord's tuxedo disappeared in a wink of light.

>Oh god

>You turn your head away before you see it.

>You can't believe this is happening.

>You can feel his breath against your neck as he leads you to the bed.

>"Don't you worry my dear."

>Shit you're getting second thoughts about this.

>Discord slides a strap of your dress down your shoulder.

"Wait..."

>You're finding it hard to breathe.

>You have to ask him if he can take you back to Earth.

>That would make this all worth it.

"Why do you even like me!?"

>You scream internally.

>You don't know why you said that.

>You fucking blew it.

>You don't think that you will get another chance.

>"... because you're simply captivating."

"W-what? Th-that's your reason?"

>Discord pulls the dress down your body.

>He lightly brushes the back of your neck.

>"Now's not the time for that sweetie."

>He pushes you down on the bed.

"Oh god."

>You shut your eyes and cringe.

>He gently strokes your hair, relaxing you a bit.

>"It'll all be okay." Discord says reassuringly.

>You still aren't so sure.

>Suddenly you hear the doorknob shake.

>Your eyes open in surprise.

>"Why is my door locked?"

>In a flash, the room goes dark.

>All outside noise is gone.

"... Twilight?"

>No response.

>He's completely sealed you off.

>"We're all alone now." Discord says.

>Discord puts a clawed finger through your panties and rips them off.

>You know that Discord won't stop.

>But you still try to protest.

"Discord, wait..."

>His eyes lock with yours.

>His deep red eyes.

>You close yours and brace for it.

>You feel a stiff rod rub against your thighs.

>Discord places a clawed hand against the side of your head. He whispers softly.

>"Imagine you're on a boat. It's riding on waves."

>You can't help but imagine it.

>He slowly rubs against your thighs, getting closer and closer each time.

>You let out a soft moan.

>"Get ready. Big wave."

>He's in.

>You bite down on your lip.

"MMH"

>it hurts so much.

>He hasn't even gone all the way in, and he promised to be gentle about it, but you feel like you're being stabbed and squeezed and ripped all at once...

>You thought it'd be a stinging pain that'd go away quickly, but no.

>Discord slowly pushes himself inside of you.

>You start to feel how big he actually is, how far he's stretching your little hole. And he's barely in..

>He's fucking massive.

>You never thought you'd be in this situation.

>"Get ready."

>There's more? You thought the worst was over.

>You feel something break

>It felt like you were just ripped in half.

>You clench on your teeth so hard that you swear a tooth just chipped.

>Discord feels like he's filled you up completely and still has extra length.

>You hope that he doesn't try to push any further.

>Any more and you might pass out.

>"Are you alright?"

"... am I fucking alright? What do you thinK?!"

>Your eyes are wet and you can't feel anything but the massive rod inside you.

>Discord starts brushing his claws through your hair.

>That's not fucking helping.

>The pain is starting to become bearable, but it's still killer.

>Discord slowly starts working himself in you, giving you wave after wave of relief followed by pain.

>You can't imagine how anyone would find this enjoyable.

>You focus on taking deep breaths and thinking of other things.

>Pinkie Pie and her ice cream and sweets.

>Rarity fixing you a dress.

>Twilight and Dash stepping into stop Discord.

>Oh god, is Dash still stuck as a ponycycle on that cloud?

>You let out a small half chuckle half cry.

>God, why is Discord so infatuated with you anyway?

>How'd he even know you were here? Why is is so keen on making you his wife.

>You feel his hands move, clamping to your shoulders.

>It feels like he's trapping you.

>Every single thrust is becoming too much.

>You let out a groan each time.

>You don't really know why, but your body is starting to freeze up and lock you out.

>Your knees wrap tighter around his sides, bringing you in deeper each push, making it hurt that much more. Your eyes are clamped shut, Your hands are balled into fists.

>Discord is picking up his pace.

>You can't believe it, you can actually tolerate it. The pain isn't as torturously long each time he buries himself in you.

>You finally stop groaning. Your voice goes quiet and turns to heavy breathing.

>You're wondering what you could have possibly done to deserve this..

>A thought crosses your mind.

>What if he's just doing this for a one night stand?

 

"Dis-Discord."

>"Yes?" he grunts

>"W-why are you... me? Why... doing this?"

>You know what you're doing. You're trying to ease your mind, get some comfort out of this.

>Not that he would know.

>You really hope you were wrong about it.

>"Because. You-you stand out."

>That wasn't the answer you were expecting.

>But at least he's not fucking you for kicks.

>You feel as his arms pull you into a hug.

>You feel a lot better and hug him back.

>Discord goes faster and faster.

>You feel your face getting red and hot.

>Your body is burning.

>Discord's dick is-

>You'd rather not think about that now.

>Holy shit, you're having sex before you've even seen a dick.

"This is fucked up..." you mumble to yourself.

>You endure it. It's not so bad now. Nothing that'd make you like it, but certainly nothing you would hate.

>Discord starts grunting rather loudly.

>You wonder if you can get pregnant from a weird creature... thing that he is.

>You start to panic.

>You hope your biology class is right, they it'd be impossible.

>Discord makes one final push and lets loose a sigh.

>You open your eyes.

>Did he just cum inside you?

>You didn't feel much anything.

"I-is it over?" you ask.

>Your voice is ragged.

>Discord smiles and nods.

>You can't believe it. It's over.

>Fucking good. You're glad it's done.

>Discord isn't doing anything but staring at you.

>What are you supposed to do?

"What happens now?"

>You've finally cooled down.

>Well shit. You're used goods now.

>Kinda sucks.

>You realize that Discord's cock is still inside of you. It's still twitching a bit.

>"So... darling. This brings me to my question. Will you give me the honor of being Mrs. Chaos?"

>You stare at him and give a strange chuckle.

"That's a little out of order."

>"Well..."

>He falls silent.

"I've got a question for you... you magically got those human things. is it possible? Can you take me back to Earth?"

>Discord looks at you with sad eyes.

>"It's a one way trip darling.

>Well fuck.

>You were getting your hopes up for nothing.

>You feel some tears well up in your eyes.

>Discord pulls you into a hug.

>"I guess that's a no..."

>He didn't ask that as a question. He said it.

>You don't fucking know anymore.

>The world starts to gain its color again.

>It's midnight, with a full moon.

>The door bursts open.

>Twilight Sparkle stares at you two.

>"Discord! Anon! How-"

>She notices you crying.

>"Oh..."

>She shuts the door and sits beside you.

>The two of them give you the warmest hug you've ever had.

 

>Be femanon.

>It's been 2 years since you arrived in Equestria.

>8 months since you let Discord fuck you.

>And you're a little bit heavier than you were then.

>Fucking magic>genetics.

>You're going to have Discord's baby, and it's going to be some strange abomination of human, deer, dragon, eagle, plant, lion, WHATEVERTHEFUCK...

>He or she is going to be your child too.

>Might as well accept it.

>"Hey anon! What are you doing out here, it's too hot for you!"

>Twilight's staring at you from her balcony.

>You're underneath the shade of the library tree on a fucking hot as hell day.

>Stupid Sunbutt. Shouldn't she be able to control the damn temperature?

>But it's okay.

>You're eating a Klondike Bar.

>"Another box darling?"

"Keep 'em coming."

 

End.