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CYOA Badluck Femanon Extra

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  1. Extra
  2.  
  3. >You sort of wish that had an iPod or something.
  4. >Some earbuds to put into your ears.
  5. >The international FU.
  6. >”The international what?”
  7. >... he is still reading your mind?
  8. >This gives you an idea.
  9. >”What sort of idea?”
  10. >Seven AM waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal-
  11. >”Wh-what... the hell... is that?”
  12. >It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody’s looking forward to the weekend weekend-
  13. >”Anny?”
  14. >Du dududu dududu dudu KSH dun dun, dun dun, doooo, dun dun, dun duh duh.
  15. >We’re no strangers to looove. You know the rules, and so do I.
  16. >”Anny... seriously, what the fuck are you hum... thinking?”
  17. >Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you doooown. Never gonna run around and hurt you.
  18. >”Um... okay?”
  19. >Wut wut, wut, wut. I’m gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket. I’m huntin. Looking for a come-up. This is fucking awesome. Walk into the club, I’m like, what up I got a big cock.
  20. >”The fuck?”
  21. >BABY YOU’RE A FIREWORK! COME ON SHOW THEM WHAT YOUR WORTH!
  22. >”That... barely rhymed. Are these songs?”
  23. >And I’m like baby baby baby, oh...
  24. >”That’s... boring. There’s no way that’s a song.”
  25. >I’ve got my ticket for the long way round. The one with the prettiest of views. It’s got mountains it’s got rivers it’s got sights to give you shivers, but it sure would be prettier with you.
  26. >”Well that’s-... that’s nice.”
  27. >Kiss me through the phone
  28. >”... a what? Phone? Those stupid gadgets your friends used to ha- ”
  29. >I’m at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you.
  30. >Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number. So call me maybe.
  31. >Where have the times gone, baby it’s all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
  32. >”... those... mesh well together?”
  33. >I really wanna love somebody.
  34. >”Do I count?”
  35. >I really wanna dance the night away.
  36. >”Okay... yeah, you’re crazy right now.”
  37.  
  38. >OPEN CONDOM STYLE. HEYYYYYY SEXY LADY!
  39. >”Da-.... da-dafuq?”
  40. >You stare at him blankly.
  41. >Hit song. Hit song! A hitsong to save the world. A hitsong to save the wooooorrrrrrlld. So through your mainstream hands in the air, and shout HIT. SONG. HIT. SONG.
  42. >”I... pity you, if this is what music sounds like on Earth.”
  43. >Under my umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
  44. >”Fuck that’s awful. Who comes up with these lyrics? Are they even trying?”
  45. >I’m lookin’ at that third or fourth Hennessy, doin’ something mean to it. Keg stand better than anybody you ever seen do it.
  46. >”Anny, you’ve never really gotten drun-”
  47. >Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
  48. >”... this is... you’re getting back at me, aren’t you.”
  49. >EVERYBODY, JUST MOVE YOUR FEET AND FEEL UNITED, OOOHHHHH
  50. >”What?”
  51. >Rock your body, yeaaahh. Everybody, rock your body right.
  52. >”Um...”
  53. >Bye bye bye.
  54. >”I get it.”
  55. >WOW, FANTASTIC BABY DANCE! WOOO! I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE. BOOM SHAKALAKA. BOOM SHAKALAKA.
  56. >”Fuck.”
  57. >I THREW ALL YOUR SHIT INTO A BAG AND PUSHED IT DOWN THE STAIRS I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE! I DONT CARE. I LOVE IT! I DONT CARE I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
  58. >”How the fuck do you crash a car INTO a bridge?”
  59. >I’M WAKING UP. TO ASH AND DUST. I WIPE MY BROW AND I SWEAT MY RUST.
  60. >”... what, are you a machine now?”
  61. >Mah-Na Mah-Na, do do do do do.
  62. >”What the?”
  63. >Mah-Na Mah-Na, do do do do.
  64. >”You’re not even...that’s not even a word
  65. >TROOOOLAALALAAAAAAAALALALAAAALAAAAALAALAA AHAHAHAHAHA AIEEEEEEEEEE
  66. >”... fuck this. You win. I’ll stop.”
  67.  
  68. >A small smile of victory tugs on your lips.
  69. “Oh, I’m not done. I’ve got plenty more where that came from.”
  70. >”Please no...”
  71. ”What I just sang? That’s was all popular music.”
  72. >”All... of that... that shit? That was popular?”
  73. >You nod.
  74. “That’s not even the worst of it.”
  75. >”... I went through your memories. How did I not come across this-”
  76. “Blocked it out... you kinda have to.”
  77. >Mara shudders.
  78. “So, what have we learned today?”
  79. >”To stay the fuck away from your thoughts.”
  80. >He sighs.
  81. >”I’ll still end up reading your mind unintentionally.”
  82. >Yeah, you figured as much.
  83. >”It’s a habit. They die har-”
  84. >CRAWWWWWWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN
  85. >”Okay! Okay... please be done with that.”
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