Part Two: Ponyville

part 2, this part is going to cycle between Trixie, Morgan (the newly named human from the previous story) and Anons perspective

 

It's Midday, and Morgan (Named after the bottle of rum he slew a manticore with) and Trixie are travelling wagon-less on the road to Ponyville.

Having destroyed the wagon through several attempts to repair damage caused by the Manticore, Trixie is Irate and Morgan is overjoyed at recieving shiny things from dog people in exchange for manticore meat.

Both are in need of a new home.

 

Trixies perspective

 

 

>"I'M ON A MISSION"

"SHUT UP"

>"A PROPOSITION"

"SHUT. UP."

>"IT'S INTUITION"

"MORGAN, SHUT UP"

>"'CAUSE THE DEVILS GOT A NEW DISGUISE!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT YOUR NAME BUT REMEMBER YOUR BUCKING MONKEY SONGS."

>"...Where are we going anyway?".

>He looks angry, you probably shouldn't of called him a monkey

"Ponyville, it's not far from here BUT PROMISE ME that you'll act inconspicuous."

>"Why?"

"I don't like the ponies there and they don't like me, I'd rather not have too much attention drawn to me."

>"Don't worry Trixie, I'll try to be quick, subtle and unfeeling, like a Frenchman in bed."

"I don't know what a Frenchman is."

"Morgan, there's another human In Ponyville, go see if he'll give you a shower and somewhere to stay, then meet me back here in 5 hours."

>"Alright, see you in 5 hours"

 

5 hours later

 

"Where is he?"

>the last 5 hours have NOT been good

>NOBODY was willing to let you stay the night and the inn was booked full.

>some of them refused to sell to you

>A few of them wouldn't even look you in the eye

>at least one of them was decent enough to give you her old tent

>"AAAAOOOOOOW!"

>"DON'T LOOK LADIES I'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY"

>oh no

>someones given the monkey a makeover

"enjoying the attention, chimp?"

>"HEY, there you are!, I've been having a really nice time."

"good for you, what about Anon?"

>"Well, first I got lost, then I asked for directions, but when I got there the loser had locked himself in and was watching a porno or something."

"uh huh, so where are you staying and who gave you those clothes?"

>"Well, after wandering around for a bit some white unicorn dragged me into a tailors and gave me some clothes that the other human didn't like and said I could stay at hers."

>oh, THAT bitch.

"Well, let's go back to the wagon and get the rest of our st-"

>"HEY ASSHOLE!"

>Even more no

>it's the other monkey, and he looks PISSED.

 

Morgans Perspective

 

"...Where are we going anyway?"

>"Ponyville, it's not far from here BUT PROMISE ME that you'll act inconspicuous."

"why?"

>"I don't like the ponies there and they don't like me, I'd rather not have too much attention drawn to me."

>fuck she looks like she's tearing up

>MAKE A JOKE OR SOMETHING

"Don't worry Trixie, I'll try to be quick, subtle and unfeeling, like a Frenchman in bed."

>"I don't know what a Frenchman is."

>way to go, Morgan

>"Morgan, there's another human In Ponyville, go see if he'll give you a shower and somewhere to stay, then meet me back here in 5 hours."

"Alright, see you in 5 hours"

>...

>Where the hell does this guy live anyway?

>better ask somebody

"Hey you with the tiara!, where does the human live?"

>"Uh, YOU live down that road in the house with the large door, moron."

>Nice kid

>you make your way to the house and start banging on the door

"Hey, human!, I need to use your shower and-"

>IS THAT MOANING?

>THE FILTHY BASTARD'S MASTURBATING!

>AND WHY ARE THERE BLUE FEATHERS EVERYWHERE?

>WEIRD

>Maybe one of the ponies will let me use their shower

>Time to wander around and annoy strangers

>"OH anon darling, what are you doing wandering around in such a sorry condition?"

>you turn around to see a white unicorn with a purple mane eyeing you with disaproval

>"Hold on, You're not Anon!, well where are my manners!. I'm Rarity"

>she holds up one of her hooves, and you crouch down to shake it

"I'm Morgan"

>Is she blushing?, Is it even possible to blush though fur?

>WEIRD

>"Sooo Morgan, what brings you to Ponyville?"

"I'm looking for somewhere to stay for the night and clean myself up, miss Rarity"

>"Follow me dear, you can stay with me for a while"

>SWEET THAT WAS EASY

"Thanks, miss Rarity."

>SHOWER TIME

>Is that giggling?

>must just be the pipes

>hey I got one of those marks on my ass too

>Even better, Aerosmith, Motorhead and DCMC pins!, RICH!

>no wonder your ass has been so numb the past two days

>I clean up really well

>I'm looking nice

>i'm looking better than nice

>If only you were two people, that way you could kiss yourself

>"MORGAN DARLING, ARE YOU DONE IN THE SHOWER?"

"Where are all the towels, miss Rarity?"

>"my....cat..ate them, I have to buy new ones."

>WEIRD

>she also took the few pieces of muddy, torn up clothes you had.

>well shit

>gonna have to freeball

>stridin to the lounge

>Rarity and a grey pegasus are waiting there, both of which are giggling and looking guilty

>"Derpy, this is the new human I was telling you about. Morgan, this is Derpy, the mailmare."

"pleasure to meet you miss, But I should be more presentable if i'm to meet such beautiful ladies as yourselves. Speaking of which, where are my clothes?"

>SERIOUSLY HOW DO THEY BLUSH LIKE THAT?, also, is the pegasus staring at your face or your dong?

>"I threw them out, they were in atrocious condition"

>FUCK

>"BUT I do have some clothes that Anon turned down for you to wear."

>FUCK YEAH RHINESTONED UP BLACK SHIRT AND BLUE PANTS GET

"Thanks Miss Rarity, I'm off to explore Ponyville for a bit longer, i'll be back in a few hours"

>"Bye Morgan"

>"BYE MORGAAN"

>cute voice.

>W-W-Walkin' down a country road (in my new clothes!)

>Spy a nice hat in a bush

"HEY, DOES THIS HAT BELONG TO ANYONE?"

>no ones claiming it

>which means it's YOUR nice hat until someone claims it. Put it on.

>W-W-WALKIN' DOWN A COUNTRY ROAD (WITH A NICE HAT!)

>whats that orange guy glaring at?

>WEIRD

>W-W-WALKIN' DOWN A COUNTRY ROAD (BEIN STARED AT BY A WEIRDO!)

>somethings watching me and it's not that weirdo near the orchard

>"Hey, it's that guy that sold us the manticore meat earlier!"

>"OVER HERE. MATE!"

>I recognise those voices, it's my dog buddies from earlier!

"Hey guys, what are you doing?"

>"this stumpy wanker and I have been fishing."

>"I'VE BEEN FISHING, Dingo ere's been feeding the trout."

>"SHUT IT, YORKIE."

>"I AIN'T SHUTTIN IT, I SAY WHAT I LIKE AND I LIKE WHAT I BLOODY SAY!."

>these guys

>"so, you wanna join us for lunch mate?"

"Hell yeah I do!"

>"mind guttin' the fish?"

"not at all."

>hand goes in, guts come out

"Hey, you got a bowl or somethin for these guts?"

>"just toss em."

>AND OVER THE SHOULDER THEY GO!

>a piercing scream assaults your ears, and as you turn around you see a yellow blur dart out the bushes coated in the less glamorous parts of a fish.

>"good shot, mate."

 

ONE MEAL LATER

 

>Town centers pretty nice

>MY JIMMIE SENSES ARE RUSTLING

>JUMP AND ROLL!

>just in time, a blue blur faceplants into the ground where you once stood

>Oh jimmie senses, you never fail me

>better cheese it before this thing tries that again

>"Hi mister!"

>A light blue pony with a lyre as her cutie mark is staring at you.

"Hi there"

"..."

>"..."

>"...can I smell your hands?"

"uhhh... okay?"

>she presses her snout to your palm and inhales deeply, the shudders

>WEIRD

>SO VERY, VERY WEIRD

>"soo, how bout I buy you a drink?"

>BUT ALSO COOL

>man this is a cool bar, they got all kinds of ale and spirits

>but that pony has been staring at your hands the whole two hours you've been here

>I don't think she's even blinked

>If she wasn't paying for all your drinks your jimmie senses would be at maximum rustle

"Sooo.."

>"So?"

"I gotta go now, meeting a friend you see"

>"So soon?, i'm sure your friend can wait another hour or two"

"No I really should go see her now."

>"I'LL COME WITH YOU"

"Maybe some other time"

>"I INSIST"

>FUCK!, BRAIN HELP ME OUT HERE

"LOOK BEHIND YOU ITS VISHNU!"

>"who?"

"BLUE GUY FOUR HANDS"

>"FOUR HANDS!"

>RUN

>OH FUCK IT'S CHASING ME

>RUN FUCKER RUN

>...Some pony with pink and blue hair has distracted her!

>your sacrifice will not be forgotten, unknown pony

>HOME FREE RUN FOR THE GATES!

>...overall this days been pretty good

>Found a place to stay, new clothes, met dog buddies, free drinks

>And you're looking good

"AOOOOOOW"

"DON'T LOOK LADIES I'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY"

>"enjoying the attention, chimp?"

>It's Trixie, i'll let the chimp comment slide

"HEY, there you are!, I've been having a really nice time."

>"good for you, what about Anon?"

"Well, first I got lost, then I asked for directions, but when I got there the loser had locked himself in and was watching a porno or something."

>"uh huh, so where are you staying and who gave you those clothes?"

"Well, after wandering around for a bit some white unicorn dragged me into a tailors and gave me some clothes that the other human didn't like and said I could stay at hers."

"Well, let's go back to the wagon and get the rest of our st-"

>"HEY ASSHOLE!"

>Who the hell is that guy?

 

 

Anon's perspective

 

>Today's a good day

>EVERYDAY'S a good day when you've spent it with Dash

>speaking of which, here she comes now

"Hey Dash, I got some new movies for tonight, and I fixed the bed from earlie-"

>why is she crying

>OW

>WHY DID SHE PUNCH ME

"WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING ME DASH?"

>"DON'T PLAY DUMB ANON, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY"

"WHA-"

>ANOTHER PUNCH

>"APPLEJACK TOLD ME YOU STOLE HER HAT"

"I didn-"

>PUNCH

>"FLUTTERSHY SAYS SHE SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH DIAMOND DOGS AND THREW FISH GUTS AT HER"

"NO I-"

>PUNCH

"TWILIGHT SAYS SHE SAW YOU FLIRTING WITH LYRA"

"JUST LIS-"

>PUNCH

>"YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO PINKIE THAT YOU'D MAKE CUPCAKES WITH HER!"

"OKAY I DID DO THAT BU-"

>PUNCH

>"AND WHEN I SAW YOU IN TOWN, YOU DIVED OUT THE WAY, LET ME HIT THE DIRT AND RAN OFF"

"I WOULDN'T DO-"

>PUNCH

"DASH"

>"That'S RAINBOW dash to you. I don't even want to look at you anymore."

"DASH!"

>"Don't follow me"

...

"DAASH!, DASH!, WHERE ARE YOU?"

>She's not here, maybe I should try cloudsdale

>"AOOOOOOW"

>"DON'T LOOK LADIES I'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY!"

>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

>ANOTHER HUMAN!

>...that's wearing Applejacks hat.

>HE'S THE REASON DASH IS MAD AT YOU

"HEY ASSHOLE"

>"Who you callin asshole, ugly?"

>You throw a punch, but he blocks with his arm

>"Hey, stop that!"

>this doesn't concern the blue unicorn

>Another punch, another block

>"I said stop!,"

>Ball of magic to the face, too bad it was his face.

>she needs to work on her aim

>Okay, THIS ONE hits you

>and he's taking advantage of this opportunity to grab your head and bust your nose with his knee, but I can still win this.

>I can't win this.

>Black out

...

>"..wake up Anon"

"Dash?"

"DASH, YOU'RE HERE"

>"Yeah, I saw you get your flank kicked and came over to kick that guys flank."

>"AND I was winning until he threw sand in the air, it got in my eyes and I crashed."

...

>"I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier, and for punching you."

"It's okay Dash"

>"Anon?"

"yeah?"

>"You still wanna watch those movies and get drunk?"

"I can't think of anything I'd rather do."

 

 

Morgans perspective....AGAIN

 

"GIRL'S SO BITCHIN'"

>"MY BACKBONES TWITCHIN'"

"'CAUSE DOWN IN HELLS KITCHEN"

>"THE DEVIL'S GOT A NEW DISGUISE!"

"Well, here I am, see you tommorow Trixie."

>"is it any good in there?"

"sure, is it any good where you're staying?"

>"Y-yes!, it's only the best place to stay ever!"

>that didn't sound right

>"bye Morgan"

"...Bye Trixie"

...

"I'm back Miss Rarity!"

>"Morgan!, good to see you!"

"so where am I sleeping miss?"

>"My sister has the spare room, so you'll have to share a bed with me"

>whatever

>"Anyway Morgan I need your help with something"

"what is it?"

>"does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

"Yes, yes it does."

>"..."

"..."

>Well,... would you like a drink?"

"Yes please"

>"I bet you can't drink it all at once!"

"OH YEAH?, JUST WATCH ME!"

>why's it getting dark

>And why's the floor risi-

 

END PART 2