Title:           Breakfast 4 - Over Easy Eggs
Author:          BreakfastAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/MrnHYswg
First Edit:      Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:29:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:51:27 PM CDT

>In your hand this day is a spatula.
>Not a spoon.
>It feels weird.
>Weird feeling will not stop you from attempting to actually make food for the first time since you entered Equestria.
>The menu: eggs.
>Just over easy eggs.
>Don't want to strain yourself.
>The stove's ablaze, the pan is hot and buttered, an egg is cracked and pouring in...
>It's show-time.
>The egg spreads perfectly in each direction.
>Everything was lined up for you to make the best eggs of all time.
>Sizzling egg, so mesmerizing...
>"Anon."
>WELL, NOT HAVING A HEART ATTACK.
>NOPE.
>"Are you going to flip that ever?"
>It's been in the pan for half-a-minute...
"It has to cook first."
>"I like my food under-done."
>Your argument is gone in a FLASH.
>AAAH.
>"Anon."
"Fine Jeez!"
>Your spatula digs under a bit of the egg.
>And stops.
>...
>Uh...
>You push a little harder to get under the egg.
>The whole egg begins to flip on itself.
>GO BACK GO BACK STOP IT.
>The egg is no longer in jeopardy, but your spatula is exactly where it was before.
>This will be difficult.
>"Are you incompetent? Just shove the spatula under the egg. It's not that difficult."
>Rage mode activate.
>You're tired of her always berating you! You won't let her be so mean to you! You'll tell her what-for!
>But first, this stupid egg!
>With all of your anger, you shove the spatula farther under the egg until the entire egg is in your control.
>...
>Anger fading, realization kicking in.
>She was right.
>You can feel the glare pointed in your direction.
>Don't look.
>Don't look!
>YOU LOOKED.
>Your head jerks back toward the egg.
>At least it doesn't want to kill you.
>Probably.
>Thoughts of your moth-mate is a knife aside, this egg is getting flipped.
>You swiftly spin your weapon of choice to press the egg back into the pan.
>Repeat process, the egg is flipped onto a plate for her to eat.
>She simply pokes the yoke and drinks the fluid, leaving the rest for you.
>Now you clean her leftovers.
>The table has turned.
>Hm...