Title:           Breakfast 3 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Author:          BreakfastAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/VBdQzcYd
First Edit:      Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:28:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:51:15 PM CDT

>You sit at your table of glorious breakfast food-eating.
>Instead of being awake and rejuvenated, like you usually are in the morning, you are tired beyond belief.
>You spent too much of last night trying to sneakily look for beaches near you on maps. Not only did you find none, you're fairly certain your moth pony roommate found out.
>... You also need something to call her besides "moth pony roommate".
>This tired breakfast is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
>Should you ask her the obvious question? It's tempting but she'll probably kill you.
>You'll avoid that for now.
>You've downed a few bowls by now, and the sugar is giving you a bit of a headache.
>It seems to be affecting her as well.
>Apparently, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is good for neither of you.
>She looks in disgust as she finishes the milk in the bowl.
>"Anon?"
"Yes?"
>"Can we please never have that horrid filth again?"
>Ouch. Yeah, it gave you a headache, but it still tasted okay...
"Well, I'm not just going to let the rest of it go to waste..."
>Eye contact, stare activate.
>THIS IS TRULY THE END OF TIMES.
>LIFE IS KILL. LIFE IS KI-
>"Uhg... fine, whatever. Don't expect me to drink the milk for you." She growls and looks into the distance.
>Well. It seems you live another day.
>You get up from the table, pick up every ingredient in your headache-inducing breakfast and put the dishes in the sink, the milk in the refrigerator and the cereal in the cabinet.
>You don't remember when the last time you actually made food was.
>If you were a pony, your Cutie Mark would not involve cooking.
>Or... anything. You don't really excel at anything.
>Feels bad...
>... Wait, Cutie Mark... What's her Cutie Mark?
>You stealthily glance at her flank.
>She's wearing a skirt.
>... Was she always wearing that? How did you not notice?
>... Will you have to sneak a peak if/when she takes it off?
>She will certainly kill you if you do.
>Conflicting emotions will get you killed.
>Just another day.