Title: Breakfast 14 - Chocolate Peanut Butter Pop-tarts Author: BreakfastAnon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/UAxsLv3F First Edit: Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:39:57 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:53:45 PM CDT >You ponder life's greatest mysteries. >You've figured out a few things about your moth-mate, but you still don't even know her name. >The reason she cuddles up with you at night is because she hates the cold. >She likes silent moonlit walks on the beach (you have yet to verify this). >She on-and-off hates you because... >And that's all you've figured out. >You're currently struggling to find the answer to that last one. >It's not brain food, but Chocolate Peanut Butter Pop-tarts taste pretty good. >After deluding them in milk. >If you didn't, it's a straight headache of peanut butter flavor. >The first bite hurt you. >Luckily, you learned after that and ate it and the rest of the Pop-tarts in the box. >You toasted them first, of course. >You've finished your part of breakfast and are waiting for your moth-mate to drink the milk. >She dips her long tongue into the cup of milk. >Just seeing that tongue send shivers down your spine. >She drinks a little bit, then stops. Her expression changes to one of dread. >"... It doesn't taste any different from regular milk." >... Was she talking to you? >It didn't seem like she was... >Her eyes wander to you. She looks directly at your mouth. >... Half-a-minute later, she's still looking at your mouth. >You feel very uncomfortable. >You really wish you knew what to say or do to make her stop. >Unfortunately, you simply have to wait. >She slides the cup away and looks toward the door. >... She finished drinking while staring at your mouth. >You get up from the table, pick up the cup and head toward the sink. >You'll probably do dishes... later. >The only things needing to be washed are a few spoons, even fewer bowls, a couple cups, a plate and a pitcher you put juice in. >None of those things are things you don't have many more of. >You could hold off doing dishes for a week but you won't. >You have a better work-ethic than that. >You leave the room and prepare for a boring day.