Title:           Breakfast 1 - Honeycombs
Author:          BreakfastAnon
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First Edit:      Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:27:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 21st of December 2014 02:50:47 PM CDT

>Just another ordinary day in Equestria for Anon; you sit at the table and eat a bowl of Honeycombs with your moth pony roommate.
>Well, you eat it, she drinks it.
>Whatever.
>It's impolite to speak while chewing, so the two of you sit in silence.
>Time to ponder life's greatest mysteries.
>...
>Your brain doesn't feel like working today, apparently.
>That's fine, you'll find your own inspiration.
>You scan the room for any simple object or idea to ponder.
>The moth pony sitting next to you, the milk on the table, spoon in your hand, the Honeycombs you're eating...
>Where does that milk come from? Aren't cows sentient in Equestria?
>...
>Moving away from that thought, you weigh your other options.
>You glance at your spoon, wondering what metal it's made from.
>Unfortunately, you run out of interesting thought points with that, leaving only your roommate and the Honeycombs.
>Miles Edgeworth logic time, time to put the two together.
>As the pieces of logic swirl together in the air, you hold your breath, hoping you don't hear that defeating sound of failure.
>The two pieces of logic touch.
>Time stands still.
>...
>A bright light envelopes you and your mind is filled with a new thought!
"Hey, if moth ponies exist, do bee ponies exist also?"
>Your moth turns up to look at you. Her face shows no emotion at all; you can't decipher what she's thinki- Oh, wait, she's slowly lowering her eyelids.
>And scowling.
>Uh oh.
>"Anon."
"Yes?"
>She grabs the back of your head and smashes it into the bowl, breaking it and spilling the rest of its contents across the table.
>"That is the single most idiotic thing I've heard in my life. You should be ashamed of yourself."
>She then walks away as if nothing happened.
>Today, you cried over spilled milk.