Title:           S.i.E. Test Chamber 07
Author:          BossSheep
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/dhF4GVFw
First Edit:      Monday 27th of January 2014 01:27:13 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 27th of January 2014 01:27:13 AM CDT

~Inquisitor Stebbins in Equestria~
A Story for a good Friend and Namefag
~~~~~~Chapter 7 or some shit~~~~~~
>Your last adventure was a little on the short side, huh?
>Well, when you're that bored, and you're a human trapped in a world of magical ponies, what do you expect?
>This is about you, being here
>Not about you going on Mr. Bones' wild ride and telling everyone how exciting it was
>You are still Stebbins, and you still do Stebbinly things
>You've spent the last few hours in your room with mini-Stebbs, confiding in him like a teenage girl about your troubles and worries
>You talked about how you missed your friends on the internet
>You talked about how you briefly missed 4chan and got over it
>You talked about how you missed the rest of your glorious Warhammer Army
>And you even talked about dumb things like the toothache you've been having the past couple days
>In the end, you end up running out of things to talk about
>You also realize "Holy shit, I almost made a tulpa or some shit..."
>From what you could hear upstairs, it sounds like the fog outside has lifted
>Would you like to go out until evening?
>Too bad, you don't get a choice, of course you do
>Anything to escape the silent, judging stare of mini-Stebbs
>After getting out and about, you realize there's not really much for you to do in town now
>Ponies have begun treating you as a normal resident and no longer stare
>You idly gaze at shops as you pass, checking out their simple signs
>A thought flashes through your mind
>"I wonder how that one pony...Keep...Keep Sake? I wonder how she's doing..."
>After the thought passes, you noticed that you spaced out and have no clue which part of town you're in
>You at the nearest door
>Still in the market district apparently, as there's a sign above the door
>A perfect, white tooth adorned by a soapy toothbrush
>Lucky you
>Maybe while you ask for directions you can get this damn toothache looked at
>The first thing you notice upon entering is how completely...white everything is
>This is most definitely a dentist's office
>Just like the ones back home...
>You know, minus the screaming children and buzzing of drills in the background
>You carefully approach the counter
>To your surprise, a bespectacled stallion peers up at you over the rim of his glasses
>"Can I help you...sir?" He inquires
>The hell? You're the fucking inquisitor here
>YOU ask the questions
>You explain to him you're lost and need directions back to the library
>He just sits there, silently listening as you continue to ask about having your mouth looked at
>"Do you have an appointment?"
>Oh dear. This asshole just doesn't understand that only you're allowed to inquire, does he?
>No, you don't have an appointment
>"Hmm...I see..." He says in a monotone that would make Ben Stein proud
>"Lucky for you, we have an opening in 10 minutes. I think we can squeeze you in if you just want an exam. I'll alert the doctor."
>You thank him and take a seat on the waiting room bench as he gets up to do whatever it is he does
>Bam
>It's been ten minutes already
>You spent the whole time thinking about how lonely mini-Stebbins is back in your bedroom
>Another minute passes in deafening silence
>Suddenly, you're called from the back by a rather cheery-sounding mare
>"Mr. Stebbins, we're ready to see you now!"
>Bitch, your receptionist said "10 minutes", not 11 minutes and 02 seconds
>You stand up and head to the back of the building, where the lone examination room awaits
>"Please take a seat, Mr. Stebbins, and I'll be right with you." the dentist says, her back turned as she cleans up her supplies on the counter
>You obey, taking your seat and laying back
>Damn these weird dentist chairs are comfy
>All padded and shit in just the right places
>You relax in the chair with the bright-ass light shining down in your face
>The dentist moves over to you, her face silhouetted against the light and a mask covering most of it
>"This is so exciting!" She says
>"I've never seen a human mouth before!"
>Apparently, she is a unicorn, as her instruments seem to be sparkling as they float effortlessly in and out of your mouth
>After five minutes of this, she finally pulls all tools from your mouth
>"Well, I've never seen such sharp teeth like the little ones you have in the front there. All-in-all, very interesting."
>"It seems there's nothing wrong with your teeth though, Mr. Stebbins. I'd recommend brushing more frequently. That's probably the reason your mouth is sore."
>You sit up and push the light away from your face
>You watch the dentist's back as she shuffles papers around on the counter and does whatever it is dentists do at the end of a visit
>She pulls her mask off and turns to face you
>"We'll, we're all done here! You're good to go!" She beams at you
>All you can do is stare like a retarded gorilla
>She just continues to smile as you stare
>She was the most beautiful thing you've ever seen
>Her cobalt blue fur and brilliant, bright blue eyes were calming to look at
>Her two-tone mane, white and navy blue side-by-side, shone beautifully under the harsh fluorescent lighting
>You propose to her
>She's more than a little unnerved by such a sudden proposition from, not only a stranger, but a member of a different species
>However she continues to smile at you, her face gradually reddening
>"I-I'm sorry, Mr. Stebbins, but we hard know each other. I'm afraid I can't return your feelings."
>[REJECTED]
>This isn't the end though
>You nervously pass it all off as a bad joke and shuffle out the door, thanking her for the examination
>You will be back though...
>With a vengeance
>...Oh yeah, you were lost, weren't you?
>Good luck finding your way home, Stebby boy
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To Be Continued~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
If you want to read more Stebbins in Equestria for whatever god-forsaken reason, be sure to check out the previous chapters, found easily on my Pastebin profile. -Boss Sheep