Title:           S.i.E. Test Chamber 02
Author:          BossSheep
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/wAxitiLw
First Edit:      Wednesday 5th of June 2013 10:45:48 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 5th of June 2013 10:45:48 PM CDT

~Inquisitor Stebbins in Equestria~
A Story for a good Friend and Namefag
~~~~~~Chapter 2 or some shit~~~~~~
>After walking for quite some time, you finally arrive at the outskirts of a small rural village
>Having never seen any architecture around your hometown matching that of the village, your curiosity deepens
>Oddly enough, not a single person is outside
>The entire village seems more and more deserted the closer you get to the center
>Eventually you arrive in front of a grandiose building in the center of town
>You figure it must be Town Hall or the equivalent of such a building
>Darkness slowly creeps over the town as the sun finishes setting in the west
>The street lamps all flicker to life, the flames blazing intently
>But...How did gas lamps such as those ignite without a pilot light?
>You sit down on one of the steps of Town Hall and hold your head in your hands
>If there's nobody here, then there's no way you'll be able to get home, or even have your car repaired
>The loneliness of this desolate, yet well-kept place starts to sink in
>What if you're forced to survive here, alone, and never find a way back home?
>What if you'll never see another living being again?
>What if you'll never be able to play Warhammer 40k again!?
>THE HORROR!!
>Suddenly, you here a noise come from down the street
>A barrel slowly rolls out of the shadows
>Something HAS to be watching you
>Barrels don't just fall over by themselves, especially when there's no wind
>You hop up off your sorry ass and rush over to the barrel
>When you reach it, you could swear your heard galloping in the distance
>Did a wild horse really knock over this barrel?
>What the blueberry fuck is going on?
>You head back over to the steps of Town Hall, hoping SOMEONE would be along to investigate the source of the noise
>After 15 more minutes of waiting though, you begin to wonder if that'll really happen
>Resting your head in your arms, you think you might soon start crying
>"H-hello?"
>You perk up as you here a female voice in front of you
>As you pull your head out of your arms, you look up and see before you a horse
>Surely this horse couldn't have talked
>But there it was, standing there, nervously smiling at you
>A horse, smiling
>Surely this is a dream
>You must've fallen asleep on the steps
>But wait, that's not all!
>This horse is purple
>You continue to gaze at this monstrosity, dumbfounded
>Then you notice the horn protruding from its forehead and poking through the bands of its mane
>Yup
>That right there is a purple unicorn
>You definitely fell asleep
>This is definitely a dream
>"U-Umm..."
>It's speaking again
>"I-if you don't mind my asking, who...or rather, WHAT, are you?"
>It just asked you what and who you are
>This is too funny to not be a dream
>It's too surreal, so how do you respond?
>You start laughing
>Hard
>The unicorn is somewhat frightened by your sudden fit of hysterics and slowly backs up about a foot
>After nearly five straight minutes of laughing your confused buttocks off, you look back to the unicorn
>"You spoke to me, didn't you? Asked who and what I was?" You say
>She slowly nods at you, clearly intimidated by the sudden change in demeanor
>"I could ask you the same thing." You respond
>She looks confused, then realizes what you meant
>"W-well, my name is Twilight Sparkle, a-and I'm a unicorn that lives here in Ponyville..."
>Ponyville
>This place has a name
>"Well then, 'Twilight Sparkle', I suppose I'm obliged to return the favor. You can call me Inquisitor Stebbins. I am a human."
>That was a greeting you never expected to give
>You begin to hear murmuring as other unicorns, some ponies, and even what seemed to be pegasi come out of hiding
>Soon enough, you're surrounded by colorful talking horses that are both curious about you and clearly very cautious of you
>This is one hell of a dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~To Be Continued~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~