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"How could it all end like this?"

 

This was a common thought among the mercenaries of Razorback Platoon. Another one was "Why is this fucking horse talking?". As it turns out, you're either dead, seconds away from death, or just lucky enough to be caught on a good day where 'she' could get to you before you died.

 

In any case, you are graced by the presence of a regal magical horse-princess who is in dire need of your assistance. Assistance you ask? There is indeed a reason why you were summoned to this and known as Equestria, and that is because this princess needs some firepower, firepower of the most lethal type.

 

Princess Celestia, as she came to be known, governed a country in strife. Economic, Political, and Domestic. With the nations of Equestria on the brink of total war, Celestia went with the age old human proverb 'The best defense is a good offense', and took an outlandishly original approach to bolstering her might militarily. These men were chosen because they are very good at what they do and because she believes they can relate to her plight.

 

The warriors of Razorback Platoon.

 

Led by Major Jack, the men of the platoon organized themselves into squads and got to know one another through compulsive drinking and cock-waving. News was passed on to the men that they were going to be instated into Celestia's military as a special operations unit. The men will be given full citizenship (provided certain behavioral prerequisites are met) in exchange for becoming the Arm of Celestia. Due to the strange nature of the relationship held by Razorback Platoon and the Equestrians, they find themselves stationed in Canterlot, close-by to Celestia so that she may observe their tendencies for the time being...... Which she found to be questionable at best due to her discovery of 'Tom'