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Gather 'round kids, Its fucking storytime.

By: BorisIvanov on Dec 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 29.89 KB  |  hits: 65  |  expires: Never
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  1. Alright heres a little background on this girl.
  2. She adds me on facebook, has a bunch of friends of mine from the military. She is CONSTANTLY trying to get me to have "naughty fun" with her, And I know in the back of my mind that something bad will come of this. Well one fateful night, I decide that I am too horny to hold back.
  3.  
  4. And now my friends, feel privileged because what you are about to see is raw, unedited and uncut, save for a few things i threw in to help you see what I was thinking.
  5.  
  6. Enjoy.
  7.  
  8.  
  9. [2:13:47 AM] sexy mee: hey
  10. [2:14:15 AM] Boris: Sup?
  11. [2:15:14 AM] sexy mee: just in bed and u?
  12. [2:15:33 AM] Boris: Just looking for a reason to sleep
  13. [2:15:39 AM] Boris: lol I dont think its happening anytime soon
  14. [2:15:52 AM] sexy mee: lets have some fun then lol
  15. [2:16:02 AM] Boris: sure why not
  16. [2:16:09 AM] sexy mee: really?
  17. [2:16:18 AM] Boris: sure
  18. [2:16:25 AM] sexy mee: what do you want?
  19. [2:16:50 AM] Boris: What are you comfortable giving?
  20. [2:17:22 AM] sexy mee: im just bored
  21. [2:17:32 AM] Boris: I am too
  22. [2:17:43 AM] sexy mee: so what now haha
  23. [2:17:59 AM] Boris: How was your day?
  24. [2:18:11 AM] sexy mee: been busy
  25. [2:18:18 AM] sexy mee: wbu?
  26. [2:18:26 AM] Boris: Sucks
  27. [2:18:30 AM] Boris: Got plans for Christmas?
  28. [2:20:31 AM] Boris: It was okay
  29. [2:20:41 AM] Boris: Not anything special really
  30. [2:21:20 AM] sexy mee: party hard
  31. [2:21:32 AM] Boris: Lol i did last friday
  32. [2:21:44 AM] Boris: Took a bottle of vodka to the face and survived
  33. [2:34:16 AM] sexy mee: lol thats cool
  34. [2:34:38 AM] Boris: ikr im awesome...
  35. [2:36:57 AM] sexy mee: so lets do fun now
  36. [2:37:05 AM] sexy mee: im fucking bored lol
  37. [2:37:12 AM] Boris: sure why not
  38. [2:37:23 AM] sexy mee: are u alone there?
  39. [2:37:26 AM] Boris: kinda
  40. [2:38:21 AM] sexy mee: me too lol
  41. [2:38:56 AM] Boris: if someone come in or w/e ill just close the window
  42. [2:39:07 AM] Boris: and act like im just reading something
  43. [2:39:12 AM] sexy mee: okay lol
  44. [2:40:48 AM] sexy mee: hold on sex
  45. [2:40:52 AM] sexy mee: sec
  46. [2:40:58 AM] Boris: lol ok
  47. [2:43:26 AM] sexy mee: ready?
  48. [2:43:30 AM] Boris: sure
  49. [2:43:52 AM] sexy mee: so what are u gonna do also?
  50. [2:44:03 AM] Boris: lets see where it goes?
  51. [2:44:26 AM] sexy mee: lol okay
  52. [2:44:33 AM] sexy mee: but my mic aint working
  53. [2:44:37 AM] Boris: mine isnt either
  54. [2:44:39 AM] sexy mee: so we could type
  55. [2:44:43 AM] Boris: sure
  56. [2:45:06 AM] *** Call from sexy mee ***
  57. [2:45:21 AM] sexy mee: hey
  58. [2:45:34 AM] Boris: hiya
  59. [2:45:37 AM] sexy mee: what now?
  60. [2:45:46 AM] Boris: idk what are you thinkin?
  61. [2:45:50 AM] sexy mee: i thought your naked lol
  62. [2:46:01 AM] sexy mee: haha common
  63. [2:46:01 AM] Boris: why would I be naked
  64. [2:46:09 AM] Boris: I look so much better in uniform
  65. [2:46:10 AM] sexy mee: ill get naked for u baby
  66. [2:46:14 AM] Boris: I thought YOU would be naked
  67. [2:46:16 AM] sexy mee: and make u hard lol
  68. [2:46:21 AM] sexy mee: i will
  69. [2:46:24 AM] Boris: please do?
  70. [2:46:29 AM] sexy mee: and i wanna see u naked too lol
  71. [2:46:36 AM] Boris: im in a public area
  72. [2:46:36 AM] sexy mee: ready?
  73. [2:46:40 AM] *** Call ended, duration 01:34 ***
  74. [2:46:45 AM] sexy mee: hold on
  75. [2:46:48 AM] Boris: sure
  76. [2:47:03 AM] sexy mee: my sister knocking at my door
  77. [2:47:09 AM] Boris: k
  78. [2:47:49 AM] sexy mee: im back
  79. [2:47:55 AM] Boris: yay
  80. [2:48:04 AM] sexy mee: i tought were gonna have some naughty fun
  81. [2:48:14 AM] Boris: Hon
  82. [2:48:15 AM] Boris: lol
  83. [2:48:19 AM] Boris: im in a public area
  84. [2:48:34 AM] Boris: I dont have a computer of my own
  85. [2:48:42 AM] sexy mee: go to private place then lol
  86. [2:48:52 AM] Boris: lol these computers are like
  87. [2:48:58 AM] Boris: in  here tho
  88. [2:49:04 AM] sexy mee: common
  89. [2:49:08 AM] Boris: I cant lol
  90. [2:49:13 AM] Boris: I would but I cant
  91. [2:49:20 AM] Boris: the most I could show you
  92. [2:49:22 AM] sexy mee: seems your not down
  93. [2:49:24 AM] Boris: is my tattoo [Like a fucking idiot, i showed her my tattoo on my chest]
  94. [2:49:34 AM] Boris: Lol i am
  95. [2:49:49 AM] Boris: but the circumstances are quite limiting
  96. [2:50:09 AM] sexy mee: :(
  97. [2:50:22 AM] Boris: Not my fault, accept my apology...?
  98. [2:51:05 AM] sexy mee: atleast u have phone and skype on it
  99. [2:51:34 AM] Boris: idk if my phone can have skype on it
  100. [2:51:51 AM] sexy mee: :(
  101. [2:52:06 AM] Boris: lol im sorry
  102. [2:52:17 AM] Boris: im getting a laptop pretty soon...
  103. [2:52:30 AM] sexy mee: lol okay
  104. [2:52:45 AM] Boris: So no booty for me today?
  105. [2:53:12 AM] sexy mee: its unfair i wanna have some fun too lol
  106. [2:53:26 AM] Boris: yeah i bet...
  107. [2:53:30 AM] Boris: Not even a little?
  108. [2:53:36 AM] sexy mee: common
  109. [2:53:48 AM] Boris: Lol i would but i cant
  110. [2:54:26 AM] Boris: not even if it would cheer me up a little?
  111. [2:59:15 AM] Boris: Huh.... guess I can get it on my phone
  112.  
  113. [^^^^^And here is where it goes down-fucking-hill^^^^^]
  114.  
  115. [3:01:00 AM] sexy mee: lol cool
  116. [3:02:39 AM] Boris: y- yeah.
  117. [3:03:41 AM] sexy mee: so  get the skype on phone lol
  118. [3:04:18 AM] Boris: i am already, silly
  119. [3:04:38 AM] sexy mee: haha  so ready to have a naughty or not lol
  120. [3:04:52 AM] Boris: sure, why not
  121. [3:06:21 AM] sexy mee: are u still in the public place?
  122. [3:06:50 AM] Boris: not really
  123. [3:07:17 AM] sexy mee: so you cant be naked for me?
  124. [3:08:09 AM] sexy mee: :O
  125. [3:09:11 AM] sexy mee: still there?
  126. [3:10:09 AM] sexy mee: still there?
  127. [3:10:12 AM] sexy mee: ?//
  128. [3:10:42 AM] Boris: idk, are you gonna be naked for me?
  129. [3:11:08 AM] sexy mee: yes ofcourse
  130. [3:11:38 AM] sexy mee: open you cam babe
  131. [3:12:01 AM] sexy mee: ill show now babe
  132. [3:12:11 AM] Boris: yay
  133. [3:12:45 AM] sexy mee: my connection is bad
  134. [3:12:49 AM] sexy mee: hold on
  135. [3:12:54 AM] Boris: lol... what's up this time?
  136. [3:13:26 AM] sexy mee: ill show haha
  137. [3:15:03 AM] Boris: looking good sweetheart
  138. [3:18:17 AM] sexy mee: babe
  139. [3:18:23 AM] sexy mee: your just watching there
  140. [3:18:29 AM] sexy mee: its unfair
  141. [3:18:37 AM] sexy mee: i want to get wet too lol
  142. [3:18:40 AM] sexy mee: common
  143. [3:18:43 AM] Boris: i guess so huh... [ I start to take off my ABU top and my sand t-shirt, heres where i show her my tattoo. IDIOT]
  144. [3:18:49 AM] Boris: alright
  145. [3:18:49 AM] sexy mee: get naked for me
  146. [3:18:51 AM] sexy mee: babe
  147. [3:18:57 AM] Boris: ?
  148. [3:18:58 AM] sexy mee: im fucking horny now
  149. [3:19:19 AM] sexy mee: i tought were fun?
  150. [3:19:28 AM] Boris: what do you want sweetheart?
  151. [3:19:31 AM] sexy mee: were going to have fun?
  152. [3:19:47 AM] sexy mee: im almost nakeed now
  153. [3:20:02 AM] sexy mee: ill open my cam if i see you naked too lol
  154. [3:20:20 AM] sexy mee: what now?
  155. [3:20:35 AM] sexy mee: common
  156. [3:20:48 AM] sexy mee: prove to me that your down to have fun?
  157. [3:20:54 AM] Boris: lol nothing give me a second..
  158.  turn your cam back on
  159. [3:21:10 AM] sexy mee: i wanna see your hard dick babe
  160. [3:21:19 AM] sexy mee: playing it hard
  161. [3:21:25 AM] sexy mee: for me to get wet okay
  162. [3:21:50 AM] sexy mee: ??
  163. [3:22:19 AM] sexy mee: still there?
  164. [3:22:38 AM] Boris: yeah sorry my phone is acting up
  165. [3:22:39 AM] sexy mee: what now haha
  166. [3:23:08 AM] sexy mee: nice baby
  167. [3:23:17 AM] sexy mee: i wanna see your hard dick
  168. [3:23:23 AM] sexy mee: playing it hard for me
  169. [3:23:33 AM] Boris: Sorry! sorry
  170. [3:24:39 AM] Boris: u like?
  171. [3:27:55 AM] sexy mee: show it babe
  172. [3:28:18 AM] Boris: lol how are you doin all that and typin [The delay was pretty bad on my phone, i was getting messages minutes before the video caught up to them.]
  173. [3:32:05 AM] sexy mee: your not down
  174. [3:32:07 AM] sexy mee: bye
  175. [3:32:56 AM] Boris: ya sure? i was gonna... [Boris, what are you doing]
  176. [3:33:15 AM] sexy mee: and i send message before i make the show its  just your internet is shit
  177. [3:33:19 AM] sexy mee: delay message
  178. [3:33:38 AM] sexy mee: so what now?
  179. [3:33:46 AM] Boris: Well i am on my phone...
  180. [3:33:49 AM] sexy mee: i dont have my bra and panty now
  181. [3:34:07 AM] Boris: want dick hon? [BORIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!]
  182. [3:34:18 AM] sexy mee: ofcourse
  183. [3:34:23 AM] sexy mee: i want to get wet
  184. [3:34:31 AM] sexy mee: its just your being unfair here
  185. [3:34:43 AM] Boris: Its only fair right? [BORIS STAHP]
  186. [3:35:05 AM] sexy mee: your not showing anything
  187. [3:35:15 AM] Boris: i know im sorry, i have trust issues when it comes to my dick on the internet
  188. [BORIS STAHP LADJS:LJAS:LFJUASFJ:LASJD:LASJD:LJAS:LGIJC:LMDAS]
  189. [3:35:28 AM] Boris: lol
  190. [3:35:33 AM] sexy mee: you did see my boobs actually
  191. [3:35:50 AM] Boris: ya
  192. [3:35:57 AM] Boris: got me nice and hard for ta
  193. [3:36:00 AM] Boris: ya*
  194. [3:36:16 AM] sexy mee: so what do i get to sww?
  195. [3:36:20 AM] sexy mee: lol
  196. [3:36:30 AM] sexy mee: guys are always unfair haha
  197. [3:36:40 AM] Boris: My hard dick, what you wanted right?
  198. [3:36:46 AM] sexy mee: girls wanted to have fun too lol
  199. [3:37:26 AM] Boris: kinda harder on the phone tho lol
  200. [3:37:28 AM] sexy mee: what now?
  201. [3:37:29 AM] sexy mee: babe
  202. [3:37:37 AM] Boris: ?
  203. [3:37:39 AM] sexy mee: im going to sleep soon
  204. [3:37:56 AM] Boris: Umm... alright
  205. [3:38:05 AM] sexy mee: lets continue the fun
  206. [3:38:13 AM] Boris: sure baby
  207. [3:38:18 AM] sexy mee: im almost naked here
  208. [3:38:24 AM] sexy mee: damn
  209. [3:38:39 AM] sexy mee: open your cam
  210. [3:38:45 AM] sexy mee: :^)
  211. [3:39:17 AM] Boris: im sorry my phone was acting silly
  212. [3:40:12 AM] Boris: why dont ya sit down and watch me for a bit?
  213.  
  214. [Here she turns off her cam. She replays a 2:30 minute clip of me jacking off to her sweet, sweet ass.]
  215. ["Ahh shit, I fucking knew it"  DEFCON FUCKING 2]
  216. [VVVVV Then she posts this VVVVV]
  217.  
  218. [3:43:31 AM] sexy mee: Family
  219.  
  220.  
  221. [She posts a list of my friends and family from FB, DEFCON FUCKING 1]
  222.  
  223. i joined a online competition for the search for best bikini model and there is a big cash prize and travel incentive for the winner and i need votes to win
  224.  
  225. i'm sorry but i was afraid that i can't have your vote without doing this. yea i record this video to be sure to get your vote. and if you didnt vote for me, i will gonna send this to all your family member or post it all over the internet where a lot of military can watch your video. i know that this could ruin your career and even discharged you from the service.. so please can i just ask for one vote..and i promise to delete the file that i have. it useless to delete me nc i still able to post it on the internet so be patient. i GOT YOUR FRIENDS LIST NOW.. JUST PICK ONE.. VOTE OR POST?
  226.  
  227.  
  228. DONT TRY TO DELETE ME HERE  I HAVE ALREADY YOUR FRIENDS LIST AND FAMILY LIST SO YOU CANT ESCAPE FROM ME.
  229. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO AGREE WITH ME AND I WONT SPREAD/OR TO SEND YOUR VIDEO DONT WORRY ILL DELETE IT AFTER YOU VOTE GOT ME??
  230. [3:44:15 AM] sexy mee: NOW PICK ONE
  231. [3:44:21 AM] sexy mee: VOTE OR POST?
  232. [3:45:02 AM] sexy mee: YOU WANT ME TO POST IT TO United States Air Force
  233. United States Air Force
  234. [3:45:18 AM] sexy mee: PICK ONE
  235. [3:45:23 AM] sexy mee: VOTE OR POST?
  236. [3:45:48 AM] sexy mee: WHAT NOW?
  237. [3:46:11 AM] Boris: why are you doin this huh? ["I am so fucked"]
  238. [3:46:12 AM] sexy mee:  DO NOT DELETE ME OR BLOCK ME HERE , I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SPREAD YOUR VIDEO RIGHT ON. JUST COOPERATE OK
  239.  
  240. [She figuratively has my balls hanging over a bear-trap]
  241.  
  242. [3:46:32 AM] sexy mee: i'm sorry but i am afraid that i can't have your vote without doing this. yea i record this video to be sure to get your vote. and if you didnt vote for me, i will gonna send this to all your family member and your friends and in the military page where you belong where everyone can watch your video. i know that this could ruin your career and even discharged you from the service, so please can i just ask for one vote..and i promise to delete the file that i have. itsuseless to delete me bc i can still upload it on the internet i got all your information URLS. OK.. GOT YOUR FRIENDS LIST NOW.. VOTE OR IL POST IT NOW?
  243. [3:46:54 AM] sexy mee: WHAT NOW?
  244. [3:46:57 AM] sexy mee: PICK ONE
  245. [3:47:05 AM] Boris: Where do i vote then?
  246.  
  247. [At first all seemed lost, I was going to claim it wasnt me in the video because it was of terrible quality, but of course my FUCKING TATTOO WAS SHOWN]
  248.  
  249. [3:47:06 AM] sexy mee: VOTE OR POST YOUR VIDEO?
  250. [3:47:24 AM] Boris: wtf man all you had to do was ask...
  251. [3:47:52 AM] sexy mee: SEE MY SCREEN?
  252. [3:48:01 AM] Boris: no
  253. [3:48:34 AM] sexy mee: request your voting ID here http://ow.ly/d0a6G just tell me what site you in ok so i know youre in the right sponsor site ok babe..
  254. [3:49:08 AM] sexy mee: ARE U ON THE SITE NOW?
  255. [3:49:25 AM] sexy mee: DO NOT FUCKING HUNG UP
  256. [3:49:39 AM] sexy mee: ARE U ON THE SITE NOW OR WHAT?
  257. [3:50:07 AM] sexy mee: ARE U ON THE SITE NOW?
  258. [3:50:19 AM] Boris: its called city sex, but i can only run skype or windows one at a time
  259.  
  260. [I was telling the truth]
  261.  
  262. [3:50:33 AM] sexy mee: DONT FOOL ME
  263.  
  264. [^^^^ I saw this ^^^^^ "Fuck, she doesnt believe me"]
  265.  
  266. [3:50:34 AM] sexy mee: ?just hit JOIN FOR FREE ok then fill out evrything there ok.then after you finish evrything there just tell me when youre at the upgrade page ok il guide you there on how to get the voting ID for free ok got me babe?
  267. [3:50:56 AM] sexy mee: MAKE IT WORK GOT ME?
  268. [3:51:22 AM] Boris: ya know what? post the video. people know i jerk off. go fuck yourself.
  269.  
  270. [BLAM TELL HER BORIS]
  271.  
  272. [3:51:39 AM] sexy mee: I JUST NEED ONE VOTE
  273. [3:51:47 AM] sexy mee: AND I WONT POST IT GOT ME?
  274. [3:52:04 AM] sexy mee: DONT WORRY I WONT SPREAD YOUR VIDEO AND I WILL DELETE IT AFTER YOU VOTE FOR ME.. JUST COOPERATE OKAY? JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION..
  275. [3:52:09 AM] Boris: if that's all you wanted why didn't you just ask
  276. [3:52:23 AM] sexy mee: JUST DO THE SITE NOW
  277. [3:52:46 AM] sexy mee: I KNOW THIS CAN RUIN YOUR CAREER IF I POSTED IT TO USAF PAGE
  278. [3:53:00 AM] sexy mee: SO ARE U WORKING ON THE SITE NOW?
  279. [3:53:26 AM] Boris: Hon, im tryng to get out anyway. if anything you just bought me a ticket out.
  280. [3:53:38 AM] sexy mee: JUST DO THE SITE NOW
  281. [3:53:39 AM] Boris: thanks baby [I proceed to laugh for like a half hour straight]
  282. [3:54:01 AM] sexy mee: DO THE SITE NOW
  283. [3:54:10 AM] Boris: Lol no
  284. [3:54:47 AM] Boris: you can't intimidate me, i dont care what ya do. Ive done worse things
  285.  
  286. [LMFAO]
  287.  
  288. [3:55:39 AM] sexy mee: SO WHAT NOW?
  289. [3:55:43 AM] sexy mee: JUST ONE
  290. [3:55:47 AM] sexy mee: VOTE ONE
  291. [3:55:52 AM] sexy mee: AND WERE DONE
  292. [3:55:54 AM] sexy mee: GOT ME?
  293. [3:56:06 AM] Boris: there are better ways of going about this ya know
  294. [3:56:18 AM] sexy mee: U WANT ME TO POST IT TO *my mother*
  295. [3:56:25 AM] Boris: yup
  296. [3:56:31 AM] sexy mee: *my kid cousin*
  297. [3:56:39 AM] sexy mee: *my grandma*
  298. [3:56:42 AM] Boris: yup
  299. [3:56:47 AM] Boris: yup
  300. [3:56:51 AM] Boris: do it
  301. [3:57:00 AM] Boris: dooooo it
  302. [3:57:00 AM] sexy mee: OKAY I WILL SHARE MY SCREEN
  303.  
  304. [She puts her screen up on her webcam, I am literally watching her type her messages into skype before I get them, I can see she is browsing the USAF facebook page and my profile, she also is chatting with several other potential victims]
  305.  
  306. [3:57:04 AM] Boris: k
  307. [3:57:09 AM] sexy mee: WHILE IM SPREADING IT
  308. [3:57:20 AM] sexy mee: YOU SHOULD WATCH ME OKAY
  309. [3:58:52 AM] sexy mee: SEE MY SCREEN?
  310. [3:59:27 AM] sexy mee: YOU WANT ME TO HIT SEND NOW?
  311. [4:00:22 AM] sexy mee: YOU WANT ME POST IT TO YOUTUBE?
  312. [4:00:28 AM] Boris: post it lol
  313. [4:00:44 AM] sexy mee: SO THAT ALOT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY CAN WATCH IT?
  314. [4:02:03 AM] sexy mee: SO WHAT NOW?
  315.  
  316. [My phone closes for some reason, she calls me back shortly after.]
  317.  
  318. [4:02:12 AM] *** Call from sexy mee ***
  319. [4:02:25 AM] sexy mee: I TOLD U
  320. [4:02:31 AM] Boris: Dont care lol
  321.  
  322. [She had my mother's profile up and a message ready to send, I thought she had done it.]
  323.  
  324. [4:02:39 AM] sexy mee: EVEN YOU DELETED ME I HAVE ALREADY YOUR INFO
  325. [4:02:47 AM] Boris: lol i dont caree
  326. [4:03:13 AM] sexy mee: SO WHAT NOW?
  327. [4:03:19 AM] sexy mee: I JUST NEED ONE VOTE
  328. [4:03:22 AM] sexy mee: AND THATS ALL
  329. [4:03:24 AM] Boris: idk i guess you ruined my life for nothing lol
  330. [4:03:30 AM] Boris: You already sent the video so...
  331. [4:03:43 AM] sexy mee: I AINT SENDDING IT YET
  332. [4:03:58 AM] sexy mee: I JUST PREPEARING IT TO SEND
  333. [4:04:29 AM] sexy mee: YOU WANT ME TO CLICK SEND?
  334. [4:04:43 AM] Boris: chill the fuck out jesus
  335. [4:04:51 AM] sexy mee: WHAT NOW?
  336. [4:04:57 AM] sexy mee: I NEED ONE VOTE
  337. [4:05:02 AM] sexy mee: AND THATS ALL
  338. [4:05:07 AM] Boris: stop typing in caps
  339. [4:05:11 AM] Boris: we are both adults
  340. [4:05:27 AM] sexy mee: SEE MY SCREEN?
  341. [4:05:33 AM] sexy mee: I AINT SENDING IT YET
  342. [4:06:02 AM] sexy mee: SEE THAT
  343. [4:06:10 AM] sexy mee: I HAVE ALREADY ACCESS
  344. [4:06:13 AM] sexy mee: SO WHAT NOW?
  345. [4:06:21 AM] sexy mee: I NEED ONE VOTE
  346. [4:06:24 AM] Boris: fucking send it lol
  347. [4:06:28 AM] sexy mee: AND THATS ALLL
  348. [4:06:30 AM] sexy mee: OKAY
  349. [4:06:40 AM] Boris: its not like my mom hasnt seen me jerk off before lmfao
  350.  
  351. [^^^^ This was my shining moment in this entire fiasco ^^^^^]
  352.  
  353. [4:06:54 AM] sexy mee: ITS YOUR CHOICE TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
  354. [4:07:02 AM] sexy mee: FOR JUST ONE VOTE
  355. [4:07:24 AM] sexy mee: AN WHO TOLD U THAT IM GOING TO SEND IT TO YOUR ONLY
  356. [4:07:32 AM] sexy mee: ILL SEND IT TO YOUR CO WORKS
  357. [4:07:37 AM] sexy mee: FRIENDS ON FB
  358. [4:07:39 AM] Boris: dont care babe lmao
  359. [4:07:41 AM] Boris: do it
  360. [4:07:43 AM] Boris: do it
  361.  
  362. [Its at this point Im pretty sure she isnt going to do it, I am laughing my ass off at this entire situation]
  363.  
  364. [4:07:47 AM] sexy mee: AND FAMILY
  365. [4:07:59 AM] sexy mee: IM GOIN TO POST IT NOW TO YOUTUBE
  366. [4:08:01 AM] sexy mee: WATCH ME
  367. [4:08:04 AM] Boris: lol k
  368. [4:08:06 AM] Boris: do it
  369. [4:08:08 AM] Boris: do it
  370. [4:08:10 AM] Boris: do it
  371. [4:08:55 AM] sexy mee: SO WHAT NOW?
  372. [4:09:48 AM] Boris: Lol i fucking dont give a fuck
  373. [4:09:53 AM] Boris: fucking do it lmao
  374. [4:09:57 AM] Boris: im laughing so hard right now
  375. [4:10:09 AM] sexy mee: I ALREADY  SEND IT
  376.  
  377. [Here I thought "Ahhhhhhhh shit"
  378.  
  379. [4:10:11 AM] sexy mee: LOL
  380. [4:10:20 AM] sexy mee: ASK YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
  381. [4:10:21 AM] Boris: k
  382. [4:10:23 AM] sexy mee: LO;
  383. [4:10:26 AM] sexy mee: LOL
  384. [4:10:42 AM] sexy mee: HAHA
  385. [4:10:47 AM] sexy mee: ITS NOT MY LOST
  386. [4:10:51 AM] sexy mee: ITS YOURS
  387. [4:10:51 AM] sexy mee: HAHA
  388. [4:10:53 AM] Boris: not really
  389. [4:10:59 AM] sexy mee: YES
  390. [4:11:00 AM] sexy mee: HAHA
  391. [4:11:11 AM] Boris: lol good luck with your voting honey.
  392. [4:11:31 AM] Boris: you have like, no idea who i am do you?
  393. [4:11:33 AM] sexy mee: THEY WILL LAUGH AT U YOU HAVE A TINY DICK LOL
  394.  
  395. [^^^^ Now this actually hurt my feelings a little bit =,( ^^^^^]
  396.  
  397. [4:11:44 AM] Boris: dont care lol
  398. [4:11:54 AM] sexy mee: I CARE WHO U ARE LOL
  399.  
  400. [She cares about me!]
  401.  
  402. [4:11:57 AM] Boris: ok?
  403. [4:12:11 AM] sexy mee: AS  LONG AS I HAVE ALREADY POSTED IT TO USAF
  404. [4:12:14 AM] sexy mee: HAHA
  405. [4:12:24 AM] Boris: lol i dont care
  406. [4:12:37 AM] sexy mee: HAHA
  407. [4:12:41 AM] Boris: like i said ive been trying to get out anyway.
  408. [4:12:56 AM] sexy mee: OKAY ATLEAST I HELP U
  409. [4:13:05 AM] sexy mee: AND U OWE ME FOR THAT HAHA
  410. [4:13:17 AM] Boris: guess so
  411. [4:13:20 AM] Boris: Thanks
  412. [4:13:24 AM] sexy mee: HAHA
  413. [4:13:38 AM] sexy mee: IM SURE THEY WILL ENJOY YOUR VIDEO BYE
  414. [4:13:55 AM] sexy mee: GUDLUCK TO A MESSY LIFE LOL
  415. [4:13:59 AM] Boris: lol k
  416. [4:14:03 AM] *** Call ended, duration 11:51 ***
  417. [4:14:54 AM] Boris: So... are we gonna do this again sometime?
  418. [4:15:08 AM] sexy mee: HAHA SURE
  419. [4:15:14 AM] sexy mee: AND RUIN AGAIN YOUR LIFE
  420. [4:15:26 AM] sexy mee: SO I CAN POST ANOTHER VIDEO
  421. [4:15:30 AM] Boris: how can you ruin my life twice silly?
  422. [4:16:08 AM] sexy mee: i can replace a new vid of yours lol
  423. [4:16:23 AM] Boris: So can I ask a serious question?
  424. [4:16:34 AM] sexy mee: wot?
  425. [4:16:44 AM] Boris: Why didnt you just ask me for a vote to begin with?
  426. [4:17:10 AM] Boris: Because you blackmailed me I felt less inclined to actually do it.
  427.  
  428. [Now here is where our story takes an unexpected turn for the awesome]
  429.  
  430. [4:17:50 AM] sexy mee: lol
  431. [4:18:05 AM] sexy mee: so can you vote for me haha
  432. [4:18:17 AM] sexy mee: i aint sending it
  433. [4:18:25 AM] Boris: Didnt you already though?
  434. [4:18:41 AM] sexy mee: i aint
  435. [4:19:03 AM] Boris: Why would ya do something like that..?
  436. [4:19:14 AM] Boris: Are you even really a girl? lol i feel like youre a dude or soemthing
  437. [4:19:29 AM] sexy mee: im a girl
  438. [4:19:40 AM] Boris: the plot thickens
  439. [4:19:44 AM] Boris: So...
  440. [4:19:56 AM] Boris: you got me pretty good, ill give you that.
  441. [4:20:03 AM] sexy mee: so can u vote me now?
  442. [4:20:15 AM] Boris: You dont hate me do you?
  443. [4:21:01 AM] sexy mee: aight
  444. [4:21:15 AM] Boris: Give me a compliment and give me the link again and Ill see what I can do
  445. [4:21:41 AM] sexy mee: you look good and hard dick babe
  446.  
  447. [Damn straight I do]
  448.  
  449. [4:21:50 AM] Boris: Was I at least good looking? lol
  450. [4:21:57 AM] sexy mee: im just scared if you dont vote for me
  451. [4:22:01 AM] Boris: I feel insulted after the tiny dick thing...
  452. [4:22:10 AM] Boris: lmao you ass
  453. [4:22:15 AM] sexy mee: thats why i do that fucking things
  454. [4:22:24 AM] sexy mee: sorry for that
  455. [4:22:46 AM] sexy mee: you have a nice dick btw lol
  456.  
  457. [Yup, I do]
  458.  
  459. [4:22:56 AM] Boris: Thats okay, i probably deserved it. I knew something was fishy with this
  460. [4:22:58 AM] sexy mee: i wanna feel it for real
  461.  
  462. [FUCK YEAH]
  463.  
  464. [4:23:10 AM] Boris: give me the link?
  465. [4:23:28 AM] Boris: Can I ask another question?
  466. [4:23:40 AM] Boris: How many victims have you claimed?
  467. [4:24:27 AM] sexy mee: just u lol
  468. [4:24:48 AM] sexy mee: its my first time to do this
  469. [4:25:02 AM] Boris: are you serious....
  470. [4:25:04 AM] Boris: shit
  471. [4:25:21 AM] Boris: so... did you have help planning this out?
  472. [4:25:22 AM] sexy mee: :(
  473. [4:25:37 AM] sexy mee: what do u mean?
  474. [4:25:48 AM] Boris: I mean did you come up with this little scheme yourself?
  475. [4:26:04 AM] sexy mee: yahh
  476. [4:26:08 AM] Boris: I gave in eventually because i was pretty horny lol....
  477. [4:26:23 AM] Boris: So.... can we like... be friends?
  478. [4:26:24 AM] sexy mee: so can i ask for vote now?
  479. [4:26:29 AM] sexy mee: :|
  480. [4:26:36 AM] Boris: Youre pretty awesome actually
  481. [4:26:43 AM] sexy mee: sorry
  482. [4:26:44 AM] sexy mee: sorry
  483. [4:26:45 AM] Boris: ?
  484. [4:26:46 AM] sexy mee: soryy
  485. [4:26:49 AM] Boris: ?
  486. [4:26:50 AM] sexy mee: sorry
  487. [4:26:52 AM] Boris: for?
  488. [4:27:07 AM] sexy mee: for doing such bad things to u
  489. [4:27:16 AM] Boris: no dude its okay, i had it coming
  490. [4:27:23 AM] Boris: Um.
  491. [4:27:39 AM] Boris: Youre pretty clever, although I did have my suspicions
  492. [4:27:44 AM] Boris: Can i offer you a tip?
  493. [4:27:50 AM] sexy mee: what?
  494. [4:28:03 AM] Boris: At the beginnning you came off as too eager
  495. [4:28:22 AM] sexy mee: what do u mean?
  496. [4:28:51 AM] Boris: how to word this...
  497. [4:29:28 AM] Boris: you came off as overzealous in your attempts to see my dick
  498. [4:29:44 AM] Boris: You should make implications and let the guy pull it out on his own
  499. [4:29:52 AM] Boris: it will make guys less suspicious
  500. [4:30:08 AM] sexy mee: like what>
  501. [4:30:09 AM] Boris: Is this like an ongoing thing or...?
  502. [4:30:31 AM] sexy mee: implications like what?
  503. [4:30:58 AM] Boris: be more subtle about it, dont seem too eager to see the dick
  504. [4:31:10 AM] sexy mee: ohhh okay
  505. [4:31:16 AM] sexy mee: thanks for the advice
  506. [4:31:18 AM] Boris: he will be less suspecting I promise
  507. [4:31:29 AM] sexy mee: im not good at this
  508. [4:31:37 AM] Boris: No youre pretty good
  509. [4:31:37 AM] sexy mee: this is my first time
  510. [4:31:45 AM] Boris: IS that actually you in the video?
  511. [4:31:55 AM] sexy mee: yeah its really me
  512. [4:31:56 AM] Boris: Youre very pretty, vulgarities aside
  513. [4:32:16 AM] sexy mee: i jst need money to sustain our needs
  514. [4:32:41 AM] Boris: our?
  515. [4:32:47 AM] Boris: if you dont mind me asking
  516.  
  517. [Feels incoming]
  518.  
  519. [4:32:53 AM] sexy mee: my family
  520. [4:33:25 AM] sexy mee:  im the eldest daughter in our family i have two bros in new york.. i only had my mom coz my dad left us when i was 4 years old... and im a bread winner in our family coz of that i learned to being independent and to stand on my own feet.
  521. [4:34:01 AM] sexy mee: thats why im verry eager to earn money
  522. [4:34:05 AM] Boris: Can I call you on my phone?
  523. [4:34:29 AM] sexy mee: sure
  524. [4:34:38 AM] Boris: number?
  525. [4:34:56 AM] sexy mee: *Her cell phone number*
  526. [4:36:03 AM] sexy mee: call me again
  527. [4:36:56 AM] Boris: ummm?
  528. [4:37:03 AM] sexy mee: call me
  529. [4:37:18 AM] Boris: my phones about to die
  530. [4:39:20 AM] Boris: sorry i got a shit reception
  531.  
  532. [We talk on the phone for a minute, she has the sexiest voice]
  533.  
  534. [4:39:34 AM] sexy mee: me either
  535. [4:39:45 AM] sexy mee: i love your vioce lol
  536. [4:39:56 AM] Boris: thanks sweetheart <3
  537. [4:40:09 AM] sexy mee: so can u help me
  538. [4:40:11 AM] sexy mee: ?
  539. [4:40:12 AM] sexy mee: please?
  540. [4:40:15 AM] Boris: im going to help you
  541. [4:40:16 AM] Boris: I want to
  542. [4:40:23 AM] Boris: I think youve earned it
  543.  
  544. [I was literally about to give her like $100 for putting me through this.]
  545.  
  546. [4:40:28 AM] sexy mee: please?
  547. [4:40:30 AM] Boris: yes
  548. [4:40:40 AM] sexy mee: are u not mad at me?
  549. [4:40:47 AM] Boris: No im not mad, i promise
  550. [4:40:57 AM] Boris: You have my undying respect babe lol
  551. [4:41:08 AM] sexy mee: thanks
  552. [4:41:29 AM] sexy mee: so can i send the link?
  553. [4:41:34 AM] Boris: yes
  554. [4:41:38 AM] Boris: Do you have a paypal?
  555. [4:41:45 AM] sexy mee: :D
  556. [4:41:47 AM] Boris: I have a deal for you
  557. [4:41:53 AM] sexy mee: what?
  558. [4:41:58 AM] Boris: do you have a paypal?
  559. [4:42:11 AM] sexy mee: look i dont need your money
  560.  
  561. [God tier conscience right here]
  562.  
  563. [4:42:24 AM] sexy mee: i just need vote and thats all
  564. [4:42:28 AM] Boris: fair enough
  565. [4:42:41 AM] Boris: but please, after this dont stop talking to me
  566. [4:42:52 AM] Boris: I think youre pretty awesome
  567. [4:42:58 AM] Boris: (cool)
  568. [4:43:10 AM] sexy mee: there is a big cash prize and travel incentive for the winner and i need votes to win would you help me?
  569. [4:43:25 AM] Boris: I will
  570. [4:43:40 AM] sexy mee: i just need vote
  571. [4:43:45 AM] sexy mee: and not money
  572. [4:43:48 AM] Boris: sure
  573. [4:43:50 AM] Boris: look
  574. [4:44:01 AM] Boris: link*
  575. [4:44:08 AM] sexy mee: can i send now the link to vote babe?
  576. [4:44:14 AM] Boris: please do
  577. [4:44:35 AM] sexy mee: request your voting ID here http://ow.ly/d0a6G just tell me what site you in ok so i know youre in the right sponsor site ok babe..
  578. [4:45:01 AM] Boris: okay, im on city sex
  579.  
  580. [www.citysex.com]
  581.  
  582. [4:45:04 AM] Boris: what do I do?
  583. [4:45:21 AM] sexy mee: just hit JOIN FOR FREE ok then fill out evrything there ok.then after you finish evrything there just tell me when youre at the upgrade page ok il guide you there on how to get the voting ID for free ok got me babe?
  584. [4:46:23 AM] Boris: are you copy/pasting?
  585. [4:46:30 AM] sexy mee: yeah babe
  586. [4:46:50 AM] sexy mee: its just for the instructions for the site
  587. [4:47:09 AM] sexy mee: cuz like what ive said im just new at this
  588. [4:47:18 AM] sexy mee: sorry
  589. [4:47:30 AM] Boris: okay thats fine sweetie lemme figure this out real quick.
  590. [4:47:41 AM] Boris: were you really in the air force?
  591. [4:47:43 AM] sexy mee: okat babe
  592. [4:47:47 AM] sexy mee: take your time
  593. [4:48:10 AM] Boris: Lol what would you say my Body type is?
  594. [4:48:10 AM] sexy mee: im not in the possition to demand
  595. [4:48:29 AM] sexy mee: you a hunk
  596.  
  597. [Fuck yeah i am]
  598.  
  599. [4:48:38 AM] Boris: lol thanks baby ;)
  600. [4:48:45 AM] sexy mee: and i love those sexy lips
  601.  
  602. [In the near future I will fuck this girl]
  603.  
  604. [4:48:52 AM] sexy mee: :P
  605. [4:48:56 AM] sexy mee: :*
  606. [4:50:03 AM] Boris: Thanks lol
  607. [4:50:35 AM] sexy mee: feel free to ask me babe about the site so i can guide u
  608. [4:50:44 AM] Boris: imi still setting up my profile
  609. [4:50:50 AM] sexy mee: okay
  610. [4:50:53 AM] Boris: Do you need my username or anything?
  611. [4:51:02 AM] sexy mee: yes babe
  612. [4:51:11 AM] Boris: Soldiersoviet
  613. [4:51:27 AM] Boris: alright now what do I do?
  614. [4:51:39 AM] sexy mee: okay babe tell me whn you got to the upgrade page
  615. [4:52:02 AM] Boris: ahh shit do I really have to?
  616. [4:52:08 AM] Boris: WIth my bank information and all that...
  617.  
  618. [Its asking for credit card information]
  619.  
  620. [4:52:20 AM] sexy mee: its safe babe
  621. [4:52:31 AM] Boris: I cant just vote for you w/o putting down a card?
  622. [4:53:01 AM] sexy mee: its for the age and gender verification
  623. [4:53:21 AM] sexy mee: its if you have changed your mind babe
  624. [4:53:36 AM] Boris: No i havent I wanna help you sweetheart
  625. [4:53:38 AM] sexy mee: if you dont want to vote for me
  626. [4:53:40 AM] Boris: I really do
  627. [4:53:47 AM] Boris: I do wanna vote
  628. [4:54:00 AM] sexy mee: okay babe thanks
  629. [4:54:21 AM] Boris: what is your username?
  630. [4:54:26 AM] sexy mee: can i send u the instruction for the upgrade page?
  631. [4:54:32 AM] Boris: yeah
  632. [4:54:47 AM] sexy mee: ill copy paste it babe
  633. [4:54:58 AM] Boris: ok
  634. [4:55:02 AM] sexy mee: ok babe on the upgrade page just choose 1month only ok.. coz thats the site ways for detecting you that you are a voter and not a user ok baby?got me?so it wont charge you ok.. then fill out the card infos there its not for you to pay or something ok it serves as age and gender verification only ok.. got me babe?and dont forget to UNCHECKED THE VIP BOX there for you not to be charge you got me?then hit upgrade account after the card page you must log in to get the voting ID ok..?got me babe?
  635. [4:55:41 AM] Boris: Aww hon im sorry but this has scam written all over it....
  636. [4:56:00 AM] Boris: I dont wanna put my financial well being at risk...
  637. [4:56:13 AM] Boris: But i really want to help you out
  638. [4:56:23 AM] sexy mee: okay babe
  639. [4:56:32 AM] sexy mee: i dont have to forced u to vote for me
  640.  
  641. [^^^^ FUCKING MARRY ME YOU AMAZING WOMAN ^^^^]
  642.  
  643. [4:56:42 AM] sexy mee: thanks anyway atleast you try
  644. [4:56:43 AM] Boris: No please.... I want to help you...
  645. [4:56:52 AM] Boris: is this really the only way?
  646. [4:57:07 AM] sexy mee: thats the way to vote for me
  647. [4:57:23 AM] sexy mee: but if your not want to vote its okay babe
  648. [4:57:25 AM] Boris: what are the instructions after the upgrade page?
  649. [4:57:38 AM] Boris: Tristan?
  650. [4:57:41 AM] Boris: Is that your real name
  651. [4:57:43 AM] Boris: ?
  652. [4:57:51 AM] sexy mee: just choose one month
  653. [4:58:00 AM] sexy mee: then do the card page
  654. [4:58:06 AM] sexy mee: and uncheck the vip box
  655. [4:58:34 AM] Boris: Is your real name tristan?
  656. [4:59:21 AM] Boris: Cmon... talk to me sweetie...
  657. [5:03:33 AM] Boris: Still there?
  658. [5:04:50 AM] Boris: shit well now I feel like an asshole...
  659. [5:10:48 AM] Boris: I want you to know that you are an amazing person, and If there is anything that I can ever do for you please let me know
  660. [5:11:09 AM] Boris: Im going to bed now, good night.
  661.  
  662.  
  663. And Boris survived to fuck another day.
  664.  
  665. -=THE FUCKING END=-