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By: Booze_Hound on Mar 7th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 15.88 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. [20:50:30] <Booze_Hound> "fight!"
  2. [20:51:08] <Booze_Hound> [roll init]
  3. [20:51:20] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  4. [20:51:20] <GameServ> (10) + 2 == 12
  5. [20:51:22] <Lamon> !roll d20+2 init
  6. [20:51:22] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
  7. [20:51:24] <Alten_Stahl> [:l]
  8. [20:51:40] <Lamon> [>^<]
  9. [20:51:50] Alten_Stahl has learned to calm his mind while gathering magic and makes his first move
  10. [20:52:09] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+4 for fireball
  11. [20:52:09] <GameServ> (7) + 4 == 11
  12. [20:52:18] <Booze_Hound> [and alt roll d20 for MM]
  13. [20:52:28] <Booze_Hound> [no SSSS]
  14. [20:52:34] Alten_Stahl fails miserably to finish his fireball
  15. [20:52:40] <Alten_Stahl> [Huh¡
  16. [20:52:50] <Booze_Hound> [we are using sss]
  17. [20:52:53] <Booze_Hound> [not SSSS]
  18. [20:53:12] Orange_Burst cheers on "You can do it honey!"
  19. [20:53:24] Lamon gallops towards Alten as he sees the magic flames disperse, leaping in the air and twisting his body into a kick
  20. [20:53:32] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  21. [20:53:32] <GameServ> (15) + 2 == 17
  22. [20:53:44] <Alten_Stahl> [Well in sss there no offensive magic...and fucj]
  23. [20:53:44] <Lamon> !roll d4
  24. [20:53:45] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  25. [20:53:59] <Booze_Hound> [lamon]
  26. [20:54:02] <Booze_Hound> [no SSSS]
  27. [20:54:12] <Booze_Hound> [just d20]
  28. [20:54:15] <Alten_Stahl> [Well in sss there no offensive magic...and fuck]
  29. [20:54:17] <Booze_Hound> [10 hp]
  30. [20:54:29] <Lamon> [Oh, okay, sorry]
  31. [20:54:31] <Alten_Stahl> [I do not understand SSS]
  32. [20:54:33] <Booze_Hound> [no flight either]
  33. [20:54:51] <Booze_Hound> [it is better for tournament style fights]
  34. [20:55:10] <Lamon> [Oh okay. I didn't fly though, I just jumped]
  35. [20:55:15] <Alten_Stahl> [Yeah but again...no magic for unicorns]
  36. [20:55:38] <Booze_Hound> [you can do magic missle]
  37. [20:55:45] <Booze_Hound> [d4]
  38. [20:56:16] <Alten_Stahl> [:l....ok]
  39. [20:56:24] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  40. [20:56:24] <GameServ> (18) + 2 == 20
  41. [20:56:36] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  42. [20:56:36] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
  43. [20:57:13] Alten_Stahl calms himself and invokes a magic missile, which its esear to get it done
  44. [20:57:44] <Alten_Stahl> [So mm is +6 right booze?]
  45. [20:57:47] <Booze_Hound> [no]
  46. [20:57:52] <Booze_Hound> [just d20]
  47. [20:58:01] <Alten_Stahl> [Well there goes my spell mastery]
  48. [20:58:07] <Booze_Hound> [it acts the same as a punch]
  49. [20:58:12] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 patetic mm
  50. [20:58:13] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  51. [20:58:20] <Booze_Hound> [you need to get one over his AC]
  52. [20:58:23] <Booze_Hound> [hit]
  53. [20:58:32] <Alten_Stahl> !roll d4
  54. [20:58:32] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  55. [20:58:44] <Lamon> [What's Alten's AC?]
  56. [20:58:51] <Booze_Hound> [10]
  57. [20:59:13] <Lamon> [Oh, okay]
  58. [20:59:19] Alten_Stahl manages to split the missile in two since this is a mock figh and no SSSS whic adds some difficulty in targeting, nevertheless lamon is hit twice
  59. [21:00:50] Lamon winces at the force of the missiles striking his body, shaking his head and charging towards Alten, putting his weight into a body tap
  60. [21:01:02] <Lamon> !roll d20
  61. [21:01:02] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  62. [21:01:17] <Lamon> !roll d4
  63. [21:01:18] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  64. [21:01:27] <Booze_Hound> [hp?]
  65. [21:02:09] <Lamon> [I'm at 8/10]
  66. [21:02:29] <Alten_Stahl> [8/10]
  67. [21:02:43] Alten_Stahl manages to get another mild bruise "Ouch"
  68. [21:02:56] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  69. [21:02:56] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5
  70. [21:03:06] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  71. [21:03:07] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
  72. [21:03:11] Alten_Stahl pain numbs his movement
  73. [21:04:05] Lamon rushes up to a barrel and peers at its contents
  74. [21:04:44] Star_ [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  75. [21:05:21] <Booze_Hound> [roll 1d10]
  76. [21:05:27] Star_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  77. [21:05:29] <Lamon> !roll d10
  78. [21:05:29] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  79. [21:05:42] <Booze_Hound> A d8 big-ass-stick(TM)
  80. [21:05:48] <Alten_Stahl> [FUK]
  81. [21:06:00] <Alten_Stahl> [He can use it in this turn?]
  82. [21:06:01] Orange_Burst watchs the fight, cheering lamon on
  83. [21:06:09] Lamon hues internally
  84. [21:06:17] <Booze_Hound> [nope]
  85. [21:06:26] <Booze_Hound> [his turn ended]
  86. [21:06:59] Alten_Stahl sees the stick "Fuck" and runs to a barrell as well "Two can play the same game "
  87. [21:07:24] <Booze_Hound> [roll 1d10 ]
  88. [21:07:30] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d10
  89. [21:07:30] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  90. [21:07:38] <Booze_Hound> [0_o]
  91. [21:07:44] <Alten_Stahl> [I knew it----]
  92. [21:07:49] <Booze_Hound> [you find a bunch of]
  93. [21:07:51] <Booze_Hound> [AIR]
  94. [21:07:59] <Lamon> [Both one away from a crit]
  95. [21:08:35] <Booze_Hound> [he can be done with one hit]
  96. [21:08:40] <Booze_Hound> [you got d8 stick]
  97. [21:08:47] Alten_Stahl rolls his eyes when he sees nothing "Damn chronic bad luck.....still can't get a cure in here......"
  98. [21:08:54] <Alten_Stahl> [Really missing my fireball]
  99. [21:09:47] <Booze_Hound> [roll init]
  100. [21:10:01] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  101. [21:10:01] <GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11
  102. [21:11:28] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  103. [21:11:29] <GameServ> (13) + 2 == 15
  104. [21:11:43] <Booze_Hound> [if alt gets a crit 4 he wins]
  105. [21:11:44] Alten_Stahl is pretty mad about himself and charges more missiles
  106. [21:12:02] Lamon finds the large stick heavy as he hurls it out of the barrel
  107. [21:12:08] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more patetic mm's
  108. [21:12:08] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  109. [21:12:11] <Lamon> *hefts it
  110. [21:12:42] <Alten_Stahl> [hit?]
  111. [21:12:49] <Lamon> [Nope]
  112. [21:13:03] <Alten_Stahl> [Damn spell mastery is a waste]
  113. [21:13:13] <Booze_Hound> [one sec]
  114. [21:14:35] <Booze_Hound> [yeah miss]
  115. [21:14:47] Alten_Stahl sighs "....."
  116. [21:14:53] Lamon stampedes towards Alten with a foreboding branch in his mouth, arcing his head towards the side and striking Alten on his torso
  117. [21:15:01] <Lamon> !roll d20
  118. [21:15:01] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  119. [21:15:50] Lamon instead hits nothing but air as he twirls the stick past Alten, going around in a circle
  120. [21:16:31] <Booze_Hound> [roll init]
  121. [21:16:49] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  122. [21:16:49] <GameServ> (17) + 2 == 19
  123. [21:16:52] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  124. [21:16:52] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5
  125. [21:17:09] Alten_Stahl takes som deep breaths and calms a little attempting more magic
  126. [21:17:12] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more patetic mm's
  127. [21:17:12] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  128. [21:17:23] <Lamon> [Hit!]
  129. [21:17:24] <Booze_Hound> [hit]
  130. [21:17:26] Alten_Stahl calmness has some results
  131. [21:17:40] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d4
  132. [21:17:40] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  133. [21:17:58] Redlight yawns.
  134. [21:18:15] Alten_Stahl cant split his missile [Talking about frustration]
  135. [21:19:03] Lamon arcs back slightly as the spell his him and tries to strike with the log again
  136. [21:19:15] <Lamon> !roll d20
  137. [21:19:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  138. [21:19:33] Orange_Burst keeps on cheering
  139. [21:20:43] Aero_Flux [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 186 seconds
  140. [21:20:51] Alten_Stahl side jumps "....."
  141. [21:21:20] <Lamon> [B-Booze, now what?]
  142. [21:21:25] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  143. [21:21:25] <GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13
  144. [21:21:32] <Booze_Hound> [you take 1hp dmg]
  145. [21:21:39] <Booze_Hound> [you two know how to fight]
  146. [21:21:48] <Alten_Stahl> [Not with sss]
  147. [21:22:00] Lamon hits himself with the branch "Ow..."
  148. [21:22:06] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  149. [21:22:06] <GameServ> (20) + 2 == 22
  150. [21:22:10] <Booze_Hound> [just like a real fight]
  151. [21:22:21] <Redlight> its over
  152. [21:22:23] <Booze_Hound> [inits, combat, reset]
  153. [21:22:37] <Booze_Hound> [no, that's init]
  154. [21:22:53] Aero_Flux [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  155. [21:23:10] Lamon shakes off his light wound and proceeds to try and get a hit with his big stick so he can make Teddy-senpai proud
  156. [21:23:14] <Lamon> !roll d20
  157. [21:23:14] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  158. [21:23:25] Alten_Stahl just sighs "......"
  159. [21:23:42] <Lamon> !roll d8
  160. [21:23:42] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  161. [21:23:48] <Star_> [Pfffft]
  162. [21:23:53] <Lamon> [Aw man, really QwQ]
  163. [21:24:06] <Redlight> "Well, this is going on longer than I expected."
  164. [21:25:05] <Booze_Hound> "when you have skilled fighters it does"
  165. [21:25:14] Alten_Stahl is sighltly hit "Ouch.....nah not really"
  166. [21:25:38] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more mm spam since its the only thing I can do
  167. [21:25:38] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  168. [21:25:49] <Booze_Hound> "both are high intermediate, so they are both pretty good"
  169. [21:26:14] <Redlight> "They're okay...for a bunch of rookies."
  170. [21:26:17] Alten_Stahl gathers magic again and is ready to shoot again since lamon hasn't recovered because the log is too heavy
  171. [21:26:25] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d4
  172. [21:26:25] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  173. [21:26:44] <Booze_Hound> [healths?]
  174. [21:26:44] Alten_Stahl manages to split again the missile in two and hits lamon randomly
  175. [21:26:48] Lamon is...disappointed that his expectations weren't met, but then is blown back by Alten's duo missles
  176. [21:26:52] <Alten_Stahl> [7/10]
  177. [21:27:35] <Lamon> [4/10 I believe?]
  178. [21:28:10] <Booze_Hound> [yeah]
  179. [21:28:17] <Booze_Hound> [roll inits]
  180. [21:28:47] Booze_Hound to red "looks like alt is doing well with avoid and evade"
  181. [21:28:52] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  182. [21:28:52] <GameServ> (16) + 2 == 18
  183. [21:28:56] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  184. [21:28:57] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5
  185. [21:29:10] Alten_Stahl hears booze "I dont like spamming one attack only!!!!!!!!!!!"
  186. [21:29:21] <Booze_Hound> [you couldn't hear me]
  187. [21:29:44] <Redlight> "He better be, otherwise he's toast."
  188. [21:29:47] Lamon is looking winded from carrying the weapon through the majority of the fight
  189. [21:29:53] Alten_Stahl gathers magic again and he was just randomly shouting
  190. [21:30:00] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more mm spam since its the only thing I can do
  191. [21:30:00] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  192. [21:30:03] <Booze_Hound> [more barrels are there]
  193. [21:30:10] <Booze_Hound> [miss]
  194. [21:30:12] Alten_Stahl can't fire "....."
  195. [21:30:45] <Booze_Hound> [or they miss]
  196. [21:30:47] Lamon charges with determination in his eyes, eager to land a well placed blow on the hearty fighter
  197. [21:30:51] <Lamon> !roll d20
  198. [21:30:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  199. [21:31:40] <Lamon> [http://bit.ly/1cGHwZo]
  200. [21:31:41] Alten_Stahl just watches lamon trying to control the log
  201. [21:31:55] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  202. [21:31:55] <GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11
  203. [21:32:03] <Lamon> !roll d20+2
  204. [21:32:03] <GameServ> (18) + 2 == 20
  205. [21:32:53] Lamon shakes his head from the exertion and once again tries to smack the log into the fighter's side
  206. [21:32:58] <Lamon> !roll d20
  207. [21:32:59] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  208. [21:33:09] <Orange_Burst> [wow kek plz]
  209. [21:33:22] <Lamon> [P-please QwQ]
  210. [21:33:57] Lamon overshoots his mark and skids off the side, frustrated
  211. [21:34:00] <Redlight> "Why is Lamon the earth pony having trouble with that stick?"
  212. [21:34:12] <Booze_Hound> "....."
  213. [21:34:19] <Booze_Hound> "don't you see his wings?"
  214. [21:34:25] <Orange_Burst> "Lamon is a pegasus..."
  215. [21:34:35] <Redlight> "Ohh.."
  216. [21:34:47] Alten_Stahl just takes one step and get out of the way "Better stop using that lamon...if not...."
  217. [21:34:51] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more mm spam since its the only thing I can do
  218. [21:34:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  219. [21:35:00] Orange_Burst cheers on lamon "Come on! You can do it!"
  220. [21:35:09] Alten_Stahl can't believe his magic is not working
  221. [21:35:10] Booze_Hound sees both the fighters tire
  222. [21:35:45] Lamon huffs and pants from exertion and aggravation, but perks up as he hears his fair beauty cheer him on, determined to win this one
  223. [21:37:08] <Lamon> !roll d20+2 init
  224. [21:37:08] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10
  225. [21:37:33] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  226. [21:37:34] <GameServ> (14) + 2 == 16
  227. [21:37:39] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more mm spam since its the only thing I can do
  228. [21:37:39] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  229. [21:37:45] <Alten_Stahl> [Hit?]
  230. [21:37:59] <Booze_Hound> [yep]
  231. [21:38:10] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d4
  232. [21:38:11] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  233. [21:38:36] Orange_Burst_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  234. [21:38:47] <Redlight> "Lamon's taking a beating. It's gonna take a miracle for him to turn this match around."
  235. [21:38:49] Alten_Stahl fires and splits again, aiming to lamons legs
  236. [21:40:01] <Booze_Hound> "that's what he's been known to do"
  237. [21:40:09] Orange_Burst [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 198 seconds
  238. [21:40:10] <Lamon> [Um, did you say one higher to hit Booze? Or is it matching?]
  239. [21:40:32] <Lamon> [Actually, wait, nevermind I may be wrong]
  240. [21:40:51] <Booze_Hound> [one higher and you have 12]
  241. [21:42:30] <Booze_Hound> [go lamon]
  242. [21:43:39] Lamon_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  243. [21:43:47] <Lamon_> [QwQ]
  244. [21:43:59] <Lamon_> [Do I have to roll again?]
  245. [21:44:10] <Booze_Hound> all we got was your init
  246. [21:44:12] Lamon [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 198 seconds
  247. [21:44:17] <Booze_Hound> [and it's your turn]
  248. [21:44:24] <Lamon_> [Ah, okay]
  249. [21:44:45] Lamon_ feels his body go over as his legs are targeted, collapsing for a brief second but them getting back up for a charge
  250. [21:44:53] <Lamon_> !roll d20
  251. [21:44:53] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  252. [21:44:57] <Alten_Stahl> [Log charge]
  253. [21:45:04] <Lamon_> [Aaaaaaw maaaan]
  254. [21:45:12] Alten_Stahl sees the log charge and side steps "Unbelievable"
  255. [21:45:23] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  256. [21:45:23] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7
  257. [21:46:01] <Star_> [Geez, I thought Kek hated *me*]
  258. [21:47:00] <Lamon_> [It's had its moments with both of us QwQ]
  259. [21:47:37] <Booze_Hound> [just keep going]
  260. [21:47:43] <Alten_Stahl> [Kek hates me most star...]
  261. [21:47:59] <Star_> [Yeah, I'm shutting up now, sorry...And Alt pls]
  262. [21:48:33] <Lamon_> !roll d20+2 init
  263. [21:48:33] <GameServ> (7) + 2 == 9
  264. [21:49:50] <Booze_Hound> [go lamon]
  265. [21:50:04] <Lamon_> [Oh! Sorry, I didn't see the roll]
  266. [21:50:31] Deduced_Reckoning [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  267. [21:50:46] Lamon_ skids and bolts toward's Alten's side as he tries to slam the branch into him
  268. [21:50:51] <Lamon_> !roll d20
  269. [21:50:51] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  270. [21:51:03] <Lamon_> !roll d8
  271. [21:51:03] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  272. [21:51:13] <Alten_Stahl> [2/10]
  273. [21:51:23] <Lamon_> [Good gracious, finally QwQ]
  274. [21:51:23] Alten_Stahl is hit in his head "Owowowowowowowowow"
  275. [21:51:32] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more mm spam since its the only thing I can do
  276. [21:51:32] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  277. [21:51:50] Alten_Stahl is dizzy from the hit and cant even gather magic
  278. [21:52:02] <Alten_Stahl> [Also star....you were saying?]
  279. [21:52:11] <Booze_Hound> [aly 1/10]
  280. [21:52:12] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20+2 init
  281. [21:52:12] <GameServ> (16) + 2 == 18
  282. [21:52:17] <Booze_Hound> ant*
  283. [21:52:19] <Lamon_> !roll d20+2
  284. [21:52:19] <GameServ> (1) + 2 == 3
  285. [21:52:21] <Booze_Hound> FUCK]
  286. [21:52:33] <Star_> [What's the most damage you've gotten in one hit, Alt?]
  287. [21:52:41] <Alten_Stahl> [WUT? thoiugh I couldnt damage myself eanymore when using spells?]
  288. [21:52:50] <Booze_Hound> [this ISN'T SSSS]
  289. [21:53:05] <Booze_Hound> [also you still do with nat 1]
  290. [21:53:11] <Alten_Stahl> [/me slams his head in the nearest weall]
  291. [21:53:18] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d20 for more mm spam since its the only thing I can do
  292. [21:53:18] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  293. [21:53:23] <Booze_Hound> [hit]
  294. [21:53:25] <Alten_Stahl> !roll 1d4
  295. [21:53:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  296. [21:53:29] <Booze_Hound> [>inb4 1dmg]
  297. [21:53:32] <Alten_Stahl> [Seeee!?]
  298. [21:53:37] <Orange_Burst_> [HUE]
  299. [21:53:45] <Booze_Hound> "looks like both of them are nearly out"
  300. [21:53:50] Alten_Stahl just can maange on hit and stupid sss
  301. [21:54:02] <Booze_Hound> [all lamon needs to do is an all out and hit and get a nat 1]
  302. [21:54:17] <Star_> [Healths?]
  303. [21:54:19] Lamon_ feels the damage building up, struggling to heft the branch as as he makes a shrill yelp as the missile hits his bottom
  304. [21:54:25] <Booze_Hound> [both are 1/10 i tihnk]
  305. [21:54:26] <Lamon_> [1/10]
  306. [21:54:31] Mary_ONette pokes her in
  307. [21:54:34] <Star_> [Oh Glob]
  308. [21:54:47] <Booze_Hound> [avert your eyes mary]
  309. [21:54:51] <Star_> [/me doesn't know who to root for...]
  310. [21:55:06] Lamon_ storms in towards Alten and swing his branch, hopefully getting a hit
  311. [21:55:09] <Lamon_> !roll d20
  312. [21:55:10] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  313. [21:55:21] <Orange_Burst_> [YAAAAAAAA]
  314. [21:55:25] Alten_Stahl is ded
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