- >Poking your head out the front door, you scan the area.
- >So far, so good.
- >Taking a step outside, you glance in every direction possible.
- >You let out a sigh of relief as you make your way towards the main road.
- >This is getting ridiculous.
- >For the past three days, Pinkie has been on a rant, constantly asking you what time it is.
- >She would appear at the most awkward times.
- >While you were taking a shit, getting intimate with your marefriend, even during hanky-panky time.
- >It's getting out of hand!
- >Trailing down the road, you keep your eyes wide open, watching for any sign of the pink menace.
- >Opening the door of Golden Oaks Library, you are greeted by the usual grin from Twilight.
- >"Good morning, Anon."
- "Morning," you grunt, peeking out the window.
- >Twilight, clearly concerned, furrows her brow.
- >"Anon, what are you doing?"
- >Closing the shades, you take a seat on a chair and take a deep breath.
- "Sorry, Twi. I've just been paranoid lately. Pinkie keeps popping up out of nowhere asking me for the time."
- >A smirk works its way onto Twilight's face as she rolls her eyes.
- >"Anon, it's alright. That's just how Pinkie is."
- >Twilight slowly trots over to you, wear a seductive expression.
- >"I think you need something to take your mind all your troubles."
- >Putting her hoofs on your thighs, she brings her face up to yours.
- >Her hot breath beats against your lips as she inches closer, closing her eyes.
- >Placing a hand on the back of her head, you feel silk-like mane and bring yourself closer.
- >A loud thud echoes throughout the treebrary, breaking your concentration.
- >Your eyes dart throughout the room and Twilight follows in suit.
- >In a sudden burst, one of the bookcases near you launches from the wall.
- >Pinkie Pie reveals herself, a sinister grin plastered across her face.
- >Standing up, you can't help but feel the intense fury of thousand white sun course throughout your body.
- "Pinkie! What the fuck is your problem?!"
- >Pinkie wipes the dust from her coat, the smile on her face growing still.
- >"Oh, hi Anon! Do you have the time?"
- >Your knuckle begin to turn white as your hands curl up.
- >The twitch in your eye makes Twilight back up, fear evident on her face.
- "For fuck's sake, Pinkie! It's time to get a watch!"
- >That smile.
- >That fucking evil, crooked smile.
- >It curls onto her face as you cock your arm back, ready to knock this pink menace out.
- [spoiler]>"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time!"[/spoiler]
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