- >With a gleam in her eye
- >And hope in her heart
- >Applejack sat there
- >Behind her old cart
- >Selling apples by day
- >Selling apples by night
- >All the ponies loved them
- >Even that picky Twilight
- >But one person in town
- >Refused to buy them at all
- >Meet Anonymous the human
- >So bitter and tall
- >No matter the dish
- >It didn't matter type
- >Anon denied her
- >With hatred and gripe
- "I don't like apples,"
- >He'd say with a frown
- "They're just not for me."
- "I rather just drown."
- >"That's just crazy!"
- >Said AJ in fear.
- >"Why, everypony loves apples!"
- >"Whether it be far or near!"
- >Anon put on a pout
- >With AJ facing his back
- >"You'll love my apples."
- >"Or my name's not Applejack!"
- >Later that night
- >As Anon entered his bed
- >He noticed something on the nightstand
- >So crisp and so red
- >Grabbing the apple
- >With a very angry grip
- >Out the window it went
- >And busted AJ's lip
- "Dammit, AJ!"
- >He bellowed to the sky.
- "I won't eat your apples!"
- "Even if I was high!"
- >But that didn't stop
- >Old AJ from trying
- >"He's gonna eat my darn apples"
- >"Even if I have faking crying."
- >Anon woke next morning
- >In an extra sour mood
- >He went to the kitchen
- >For a some breakfast food
- >As he opened the cabinet
- >His heart began to drop
- >All he saw were apples
- >From bottom to top
- "Dammit, AJ!"
- >He screamed outside
- "Give my food back!"
- "And let go of your pride!"
- >He left the house hungry
- >With a rumble in his gut
- >There was hell to be paid
- >For old apple butt
- >Marching down the road
- >Anon wanted something to eat
- >So to Sugarcube Corner
- >He went for a treat
- >The pink mare jumped
- >At the sight of her friend
- >"Hiya, Anon!" she smile
- >With its usual bend
- "Quick, Pinkie Pie"
- "Get me something fast"
- "I'm dying for food"
- "I don't think I'll last."
- >Pinkie Pie's smile
- >Grew wider with ease
- >"Okay, Anon"
- >"But I only have these!"
- >Anon grew pale
- >As the mare revealed
- >A fresh, cut apple
- >That had just been peeled
- "Where are your pastries?!"
- >Said Anon with a scowl
- >"It all went bad!"
- >"Even the milk was foul."
- >"Just eat the darn apple!"
- >AJ's voice echoed out
- "I won't eat the damn thing!"
- >Replied Anon with doubt.
- >AJ was annoyed
- >She had had just enough
- >If convincing was no good
- >It was time to get rough
- >Springing forward
- >She tackled the man
- >And held him down
- >Before he ran
- >She took the apple slice
- >Forcing it in his pie-hole
- >And helped him with chewing
- >Finally achieving her goal
- >With no way of escape
- >Anon swallowed the bit
- >AJ released him
- >As he rose up to sit
- >What happened next
- >Scared the mare half to death
- >Anon held his throat
- >Gasping for breath
- "I'm allergic to apples!"
- >He managed to choke
- >His face grew red
- >Like he was having a stroke
- >In his final moments
- >Before he was put in his ditch
- >He managed to say
- "AJ, you stupid bitch!"
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