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Glorious Checkpoint

By: Bolding on Nov 7th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.81 KB  |  hits: 129  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Am Anon.
  2. >You work at International Checkpoint for glorious country of Griffona.
  3. >Is lousy job, but pays for roof over head, heat, and food.
  4. >Many comes to checkpoint to enter great country.
  5. >Griffon, minotaur, pony; many different.
  6. >None like you, though. No human.
  7. >But no matter, you have job to do.
  8. >One day, you be working checkpoint.
  9. >Purple unicorn pony approach gate.
  10. >"Good morning. I'm here on official royal business."
  11. >Such shitty accent.
  12. >No matter; must do job.
  13. "Papers, please."
  14. >Unicorn passes passport.
  15. >Check information.
  16.  
  17. CTY: Equestria
  18. NME: Sparkle, Twilight
  19. HGT: 106cm
  20. WGT: 28kg
  21. ISS: Ponyville
  22. EXP: 4/8/XXXX
  23.  
  24. >Check one more for anything wrong.
  25. >You look at picture.
  26. >Same as in picture.
  27. >Put up stamp, ready for accept.
  28. >Stop for second.
  29. >Something is wrong!
  30. >Lift up passport and look at pony again.
  31. >Picture show no wings...
  32. >...but pony have wings.
  33. "You don't have wings in picture."
  34. >Pony rolls eyes.
  35. >"I got them once I completed my final test."
  36. >'Get wings'?
  37. >Who she think she fooling?
  38. >Anon can tell forged passport than anyone in Griffona.
  39. >DENIED
  40. >Hand passport back.
  41. >Pony's face turn surprised, tries to give back passport.
  42. >"I think there's a mistake, sir."
  43. "No mistake. You make mistake on passport. I deny."
  44. >She tilt head like stupid, confused dog.
  45. >"But, I am Twilight Sparkle!"
  46. >You laugh.
  47. "And Griffona not best country in world. Leave."
  48. >Pony gets mad.
  49. >"I want like to speak to your supervisor, please!"
  50. >She get rough now.
  51. >Must follow procedure.
  52. "Okay. I call support."
  53. >Close shutter and trip alarm.
  54. >Griffona border protection unit come to door.
  55. >"What's going on?" she ask.
  56. >"Come outside slowly!" the unit say.
  57. >Pony is taken into custody after three griffon take her down.
  58. >Open shutter and finish day.
  59. >Get home and eat kasha.
  60. >Is good day.
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