Angel "Cracka Smacka" Bunny

"Hey, Twilight? You mind explaining to me why you never told me about the other human living here in Equestria?"

>Twilight looks up from her book, completely bewildered.

>"What other human?" she asks in a concerned tone.

"The guy living with Fluttershy. How could you miss him?"

>Confusion washes over Twilight's face as she closes her book and walks up to you for a closer look.

>"Anon, are you feeling okay?"

>She magics over a box of medical supplies and places a thermometer in your mouth.

>Ripping the thermometer out, you throw it aside in frustration.

"Twilight, I'm fine! I just wan— What kind of thermometer was that?" you ask, wondering about the horrid taste in your mouth.

>Twilight picks it back up and wipes it clean with a cloth.

>"What makes you so certain that there's a human?" she questions placing it back in the box of medical supplies.

>Wiping your tongue clean, you wipe your hands and point out the door.

"He's at the market with Fluttershy right now, if you want to see."

>She rolls her eyes and lets out a disgruntled sigh.

>"Alright, but if this is another one of your jokes where I get covered from head to hoof in petroleum jelly and told to act like a slug again, I won't hesitate to get you evicted from Ponyville!"

>You can't help but giggle at that memory.

>The sad fact was that she actually slid around town for two hours thinking it was an ancient human custom or something.

>Making your way down the road, you see Fluttershy at a stand, buying a bushel of apples.

"See?" you mention, pointing at her direction.

>Twilight squints and turns back to you with a furrowed brow.

>"Anon, I only see Fluttershy with her bunny, Angel."

>Grabbing her by her head, you direct it at the 'bunny'.

"You can't tell me you don't see that!"

>Standing beside Fluttershy is a large black man, roughly six feet tall, in full body bunny pajamas.

>He looks over at you with an angry glare and turns back to Fluttershy, pointing at Applejack.

>"Yo! Tell the bitch we ain't paying more than tree-fiddy fer dis!"

>Fluttershy shakes her head and looks at Angel with a frown.

>"Now now, Angel Bunny. The price is fair. Applejack is an honest mare and she needs the money, okay?"

>The man crosses his arms and taps his foot rapidly against the ground.

>"Whateva bitch."

>Twilight releases herself from your grip.

>"Anon, I think you should go see Doctor Stable or something. This heat must be getting to your head."

>Throwing your arms into the air, you shout to sky.

"Oh, come on! You gotta be kidding me!"

>You run up to the large African-American man and point a finger to his chest.

"Listen, you may have everyone here fooled, but I see right through your disguise!"

>He slaps your hand away and gets in your face.

>"Listen here, white boi. You better keep yo' cracker mouth shut before Angel stomps a hole in yo' ass."

>Twilight pulls you back with her magically aura and gives a guilty smile to a very distraught Fluttershy.

>"I'm sorry Fluttershy, I just don't know what's gotten into Anon today."

>Fluttershy meekly smiles and shakes her head.

>"It's okay. Come on, Angel. Let's go home to make your yummy dinner."

>Angel scoffs and begins following right behind Fluttershy.

>"Bitch, that shit ain't yummy. Lez get some fried chicken or watamelon."

>They walk away as Twilight stares you down.

>"What were you thinking back there?"

>Standing up, you wipe the dirt off your pants and shrug.

"I was thinking that everyone is insane here, but now I know that everyone is insane."

>Scanning around the market, you look at all the stands.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to buy some white bed sheets, wooden planks, and some matches."