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Angel "Cracka Smacka" Bunny: Grove Street 4 Life

By: Bolding on Oct 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.38 KB  |  hits: 73  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Alright. Why'd you go and steal it?"
  2. >Fluttershy looks between you and Angel Bunny, clearly worried from the tension building up in the room.
  3. >Angel Bunny gets in your face, his breath stinking of fried chicken and a hint of watermelon.
  4. >This so called 'bunny', was actually a six foot tall African-American man in full body bunny pajamas.
  5. >For whatever reason, you're the only one in Ponyville who sees what he really is.
  6. >To everyone else, he's just a cute, impatient rabbit.
  7. >"Das racist, yo. Why's the nigga gotta be the one to steals it?"
  8. >You find yourself smacking your forehead in frustration.
  9. "Because I saw you crawl through my window last night and take it from my nightstand."
  10. >Angel scoffs, rolling his eyes.
  11. >"Bitch, I didn't take nothing."
  12. "That's a double negative. That means you did take something."
  13. >He pushes you away, his face covered in an annoyed expression.
  14. >"Nigga, this ain't school. I saids it befo'. I didn't touch shit."
  15. >Throwing your arms up in frustration, you turn to Fluttershy.
  16. "This is gonna take all night. Can you talk some sense into him?"
  17. >Fluttershy turns her head away, unable to make eye contact with Angel.
  18. >How is she supposed to look at him with that stink eyes he's giving her?
  19. >"I... um..."
  20. >She let's out a little squeak before grabbing her bag and flying out the front door.
  21. >"I'm late for my train!" she blurts, making her way towards town.
  22. >Angel's eyes widen as the pegasus gets farther and farther away.
  23. >In the snap of a finger, he sprints off towards her.
  24. >You take off right after him, trailing quite far behind.
  25. "Get back here!" you yell.
  26. >The man continues chasing down the mare as she gets closer to the station.
  27. >"Yo! Bitch! You gots my thing in that bag!"
  28. >That motherfucker!
  29. >He had your damn cell phone in there.
  30. >The thing didn't even work and he still had the nerve to steal it from your house in the dead of night.
  31. >With all your might, you put all your energy into your legs as Fluttershy boards the train.
  32. >The train starts to roll as you get closer to the station, passing the black man.
  33. >It picks up speed, but you're so close!
  34. >Reaching out for the hand rail, you feel something jump on your back and drag you to the floor.
  35. >Dirt fills your mouth as you hit the ground and tumble along the tracks.
  36. >You turn your head and find Angel sitting on your back, a scowl across his face.
  37. >"All we had to do was follow the damn train, Anon!"