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A Fitting Way to End the GOAT Bachelor's Party

By: Bob_Male_Unicorn on Jul 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.30 KB  |  hits: 46  |  expires: Never
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  1. [23:29]  * Bob shouts from the center of the room "MY I HAVE EVERYONE'SHHH ATTENSHUN??"
  2. [23:29] <Detective_Hardboil> "Hey, cmon. Water under the bridge, and all that."
  3. [23:30]  * Booze_Hound looks at bob
  4. [23:30]  * Fine_Grind LISTENS
  5. [23:30]  * Detective_Hardboil looks at Bob
  6. [23:30]  * Aoyin stops molesting Ikea's horn and turns to look
  7. [23:30]  * Ikea refocuses from the horn rub and turns to Bob
  8. [23:30]  * GoldenTouch looks at bob
  9. [23:30]  * Liven_Up looks at Bob.
  10. [23:30]  * Broken looks around the bottle at Bob.
  11. [23:31]  * Bob staggers a bit "I DUNNO IF IT'SH THE SHYDER, OR ME, OR YA'LL TALKIN, BUT OHHH MAN, THISH HASH BEEN ONE OF THE BESHT NIGHTS EVERRR!  I LOVE YOU GUYS SHOOO MUCH, IT MEANSH A LOT YA'LL CAME BY~ TO 4CANNON!  AND ALL MY FRIENDS!"
  12. [23:31] <Detective_Hardboil> "YEAH!"
  13. [23:31] <Broken> "YEAH!"
  14. [23:31]  * Aoyin cheers, "To... Ev'rythin' he said!"
  15. [23:31] <Ikea> "YAAAAA!"
  16. [23:31] <GoldenTouch> "YEAH~"
  17. [23:31] <Fine_Grind> "YEAH"
  18. [23:32] <Bob> "MY NAME'S PINKIE BOB AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE PARTY ON THE 4CANNON!"
  19. [23:32] <Booze_Hound> "HOO RAH"
  20. [23:32] <Aoyin> "WOOOO!"
  21. [23:32]  * Liven_Up goes all snowflake. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
  22. [23:32]  * GoldenTouch lost his sides again
  23. [23:32] <Detective_Hardboil> "MASS EFFECT 3 WAS DISAPPOINTING!"
  24. [23:32]  * Ikea stands up wobbily "To BOB! The best - first - groom of fourcannon!"
  25. [23:32] <Liven_Up> “Now, it was the best of the trilogy!”
  26. [23:32] <GoldenTouch> "TO BOB"
  27. [23:33] <Fine_Grind> "BOB"
  28. [23:33] <Detective_Hardboil> "YEAH! All thanks ta Bob!"
  29. [23:33] <Aoyin> "TO THE GOOD DOCTOR!"
  30. [23:33] <Detective_Hardboil> "All Jekyll and no Hyde!"
  31. [23:33] <Broken> "Woooooooo! Best of wishes man! You marry that mare! LIKE A MAN!"
  32. [23:33]  * GreenSleeves throws up a nazi salute.
  33. [23:33] <Liven_Up> “Cheers mate!”
  34. [23:34]  * Bob smiles and tears up  "ONE FINAL TOAST!"
  35. [23:34] <Bob> "TO WAUGHING!"
  36. [23:34] <Bob> "WAUGH!"
  37. [23:34]  * GreenHoof throws up Nazi salute as well
  38. [23:34]  * Bob passes out
  39. [23:34] <GoldenTouch> "WAUGH"
  40. [23:34] <Ikea> "WAUGH!!!"
  41. [23:34] <GreenHoof> "WAUGH!!!!!"
  42. [23:34] <Broken> "WAUGH!"
  43. [23:34] <Fine_Grind> WAUGH
  44. [23:34] <Aoyin> "WAUGH!!! Hahaha~!"
  45. [23:34]  * Detective_Hardboil hastily picks up another shot "For the Emprah!"
  46. [23:34] <GreenSleeves> "WAUGH!
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