Title:           A Fitting Way to End the GOAT Bachelor's Party
Author:          Bob_Male_Unicorn
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/g1Ag69aB
First Edit:      Friday 26th of July 2013 01:56:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of July 2013 01:56:08 AM CDT

[23:29]  * Bob shouts from the center of the room "MY I HAVE EVERYONE'SHHH ATTENSHUN??"
[23:29] <Detective_Hardboil> "Hey, cmon. Water under the bridge, and all that."
[23:30]  * Booze_Hound looks at bob
[23:30]  * Fine_Grind LISTENS
[23:30]  * Detective_Hardboil looks at Bob
[23:30]  * Aoyin stops molesting Ikea's horn and turns to look
[23:30]  * Ikea refocuses from the horn rub and turns to Bob
[23:30]  * GoldenTouch looks at bob
[23:30]  * Liven_Up looks at Bob.
[23:30]  * Broken looks around the bottle at Bob.
[23:31]  * Bob staggers a bit "I DUNNO IF IT'SH THE SHYDER, OR ME, OR YA'LL TALKIN, BUT OHHH MAN, THISH HASH BEEN ONE OF THE BESHT NIGHTS EVERRR!  I LOVE YOU GUYS SHOOO MUCH, IT MEANSH A LOT YA'LL CAME BY~ TO 4CANNON!  AND ALL MY FRIENDS!"
[23:31] <Detective_Hardboil> "YEAH!"
[23:31] <Broken> "YEAH!"
[23:31]  * Aoyin cheers, "To... Ev'rythin' he said!"
[23:31] <Ikea> "YAAAAA!"
[23:31] <GoldenTouch> "YEAH~"
[23:31] <Fine_Grind> "YEAH"
[23:32] <Bob> "MY NAME'S PINKIE BOB AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE PARTY ON THE 4CANNON!"
[23:32] <Booze_Hound> "HOO RAH"
[23:32] <Aoyin> "WOOOO!"
[23:32]  * Liven_Up goes all snowflake. “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
[23:32]  * GoldenTouch lost his sides again
[23:32] <Detective_Hardboil> "MASS EFFECT 3 WAS DISAPPOINTING!"
[23:32]  * Ikea stands up wobbily "To BOB! The best - first - groom of fourcannon!"
[23:32] <Liven_Up> “Now, it was the best of the trilogy!”
[23:32] <GoldenTouch> "TO BOB"
[23:33] <Fine_Grind> "BOB"
[23:33] <Detective_Hardboil> "YEAH! All thanks ta Bob!"
[23:33] <Aoyin> "TO THE GOOD DOCTOR!"
[23:33] <Detective_Hardboil> "All Jekyll and no Hyde!"
[23:33] <Broken> "Woooooooo! Best of wishes man! You marry that mare! LIKE A MAN!"
[23:33]  * GreenSleeves throws up a nazi salute.
[23:33] <Liven_Up> “Cheers mate!”
[23:34]  * Bob smiles and tears up  "ONE FINAL TOAST!"
[23:34] <Bob> "TO WAUGHING!"
[23:34] <Bob> "WAUGH!"
[23:34]  * GreenHoof throws up Nazi salute as well
[23:34]  * Bob passes out
[23:34] <GoldenTouch> "WAUGH"
[23:34] <Ikea> "WAUGH!!!"
[23:34] <GreenHoof> "WAUGH!!!!!"
[23:34] <Broken> "WAUGH!"
[23:34] <Fine_Grind> WAUGH
[23:34] <Aoyin> "WAUGH!!! Hahaha~!"
[23:34]  * Detective_Hardboil hastily picks up another shot "For the Emprah!"
[23:34] <GreenSleeves> "WAUGH!