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Satanic Anon (part 2)

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  1. >With a crunch the pit closes up sealing off the entrance to hell.
  2. Welp. That settles that.
  3. >T"What do you mean?! We have to do something!"
  4. Ummm, yea. I really doubt there is anything we could possibly do to get her back.
  5. >"What are you talking about! Surely there must be something we can do!"
  6. Nope. See first off, You don't know how demons operate. I do. Fluttershy must've signed a contract with them, and demons are a little touchy when it comes to contracts.
  7. Second, you saw how Fluttershy was right? Right. Now, Imagine that times a thousand if not more.
  8. >"Well... wait how do you know so much about this?"
  9. Huh? Oh, well... its part of the culture where I'm from.
  10. >"Oh... well... We need to see Cellestia. Maybe she will know what to do.
  11. >Oh boy. This is going to be fun.
  12. Alright so we take the train I guess. Can I go home to pack or something?
  13. >"No time. This is urgent. Stay next to me we will be there shortly."
  14. Aw. Really? You know I hate teleporting.
  15. >Well you've only done it once before, but you were blowing chunks for days afterwords.
  16. >"Get over it, Anon. This is important."
  17. Rrrr fucking teleporting, fucking Twilight, fucking Fluttershy...
  18. "What was that? Ugh, never mind come on."
  19. >You take a step towards Twighlight, and nausea sets in as you feel reality shift.
  20.  
  21. 1/8
  22.  
  23. >Reality stabilizes and you bend over as your breakfast makes itself comfortable on the marble floor.
  24. >C"Twilight? What is the meaning of... this?"
  25. >Cellestia does not look too pleased about your involuntary reaction to teleportation.
  26. >T"Sorry, Princess Cellestia. But this is an emergency. Fluttershy has been... uh... dragged down to hell..."
  27. >Cellestia immediately stands up. Her jimmies are clearly rustled.
  28. >C"Tell. Me. Everything."
  29. >The next few minutes are spent explaining the situation.
  30. >The conversation ends and Cellestia is clearly flustered.
  31. >She eyes you suspiciously.
  32. >C"How  did Fluttershy come to know of such things. The existence of the underworld was supposed to be forbidden knowledge that only the alicorns remember."
  33. Hey don't look at me. I've never told anyp0ny anything about the underworld.
  34. >Because telling people that you worship demons is just BOUND to help you make friends.
  35. >You should probably keep that from Cellestia if you plan on staying alive long enough to make more friends.
  36. >C"Alright. But know that if I find out that you had something to do with this, your time in Equestria will come to an end."
  37. >See?
  38. Yes, Princess.
  39. >C"Twilight, I'm sorry to inform you that there is nothing I can do to for Fluttershy."
  40. >T"Oh...."
  41. >Twilight looks distraught and is on the verge of tears.
  42. >C"I'm sorry for your loss but you must stay strong. We must keep the Elements of Harmony together at all costs."
  43.  
  44. 2/8
  45.  
  46. >T"B-but... without.. F-f-"
  47. >C"I know of a pony that will be able to uphold Fluttershy's element."
  48. >Twilight is taken aback.
  49. >T"A... replacement?! You have replacements prepared for us?! How could you replace us?! Ho-"
  50. >C"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
  51. >You both jump at Cellestia's use of the Royal Canterlot Voice.
  52. >C"I am very sorry if you think I harmed your trust, but I am responsible for an entire kingdom and I must be prepared for any form of disaster at any cost."
  53. >Twilight calms down and stares at the floor in shame.
  54. >T" I know. I'm sorry."
  55. >C" It's alright, Twilight. But I need your help with preparing this new mare for her position as the Element of Kindness. And I need you and the rest of the Elements to work on accepting her as your friend."
  56. >Twilight perks up, obviously exited to start on another friendship mission.
  57. >T"Yes, Princess Cellestia. You count on me."
  58. >C"Good now go. You must tell the others of this news and what to expect in the coming days. And Anon, watch your step you are walking on thin ice now."
  59. Wait, what?! What di-
  60. >T"Yes, Cellestia. We understand. Come on anon we have work to do."
  61. Wait... but... I didn't-
  62. >Before you can finish reality shifts around you once again.
  63. >Oh this bitch...
  64.  
  65. 3/8
  66.  
  67. >After reality stabilizes you fall to your knees and dry heave for a little bit.
  68. Fuck... you... Twilight... At least give me a little warning please. Yugh...
  69. >T"I'm sorry, but you heard Princess Cellestia. We need to tell the others.
  70. Ugh... can't you do it yourself? I'm not feeling exactly awesome right now.
  71. >T"No your coming along and as far as anyp0ny is concerned this is your fault."
  72. My fault?! Again, what the fuck did I do?!
  73. >T"Ugh, just come on, Anon."
  74. >You struggle to stand and take a look around.
  75. >Huh... She must have teleported you to Sugarcube Corner, because there it is.
  76. >You both walk inside to be greeted by a cheery Pinkie Pie.
  77. >That smile isn't gona last long.
  78. >P"Hey Twilight! Hey Anon! You guys come in for something to bite?! Ooh, or is this another one of Fluttershy's schemes to get in your pants?! I love those!"
  79. >Yup... going to be buckets of fun.
  80. >Twilight explains the situation to Pinkie as you cough up the honey bun you tried to ingest to make up for the lost breakfast.
  81. >after she's done Pinkie sits there mane flat and tears forming in her eyes.
  82. >P"S-s-so, n-no more Fluttershy?"
  83. >T"I'm sorry Pinkie, but at least we'll have another friend to be with."
  84. >Pinkie sniffles and wiper her nose.
  85. >P"Oh yea... and... I guess I should get a party ready for when she gets here... huh?"
  86. >T"I'm sure she would enjoy that. Your parties always make ponies smile, and we could use all the smiles we can get if we are going to make this work."
  87. >Pinkie sniffles again and dawns a small smile.
  88. >P"Right... I guess you have to go tell the others now, huh?
  89. >T"Yea, but I'll make sure to stop by later and help you with the party."
  90. >P"Oki doki... loki... see you around, I guess."
  91.  
  92. 4/8
  93.  
  94. >You and twilight make it outside.
  95. >T"Wow, I've never seen her so... sad."
  96. Ugh... Huh? Oh, yea... sad, right.
  97. >T"Ugh, come on we're going to go see Rarity next."
  98. Huh? Oh, yea. Rarity, right... Wait! Can we walk this time? I'm not sure how much more of this shit I can take.
  99. >She stares at you mockingly.
  100. >T"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. No time."
  101. Oh, you bitch!
  102. >You feel reality warp again as you teleport to Carousel Boutique.
  103. >You manage to handle the nausea better this time, but damn this mare to the darkest corners of hell.
  104. >You are in front of the boutique and you both make your way inside.
  105. >You are greeted by Rarity piecing together a dress worn by an obviously annoyed Applejack.
  106. >Applejack waves causing Rarity to lose concentration on what she was doing.
  107. >A"Well howdy there Twilight, Anon."
  108. >R"Darling, could you PLEASE stand still. This is a VERY important dress fore a VERY important customer! Oh yes of course, hello."
  109. >She goes back to work on a disgruntled Applejack.
  110. >T"Applejack Rarity, we need to talk"
  111. >One tear filled talk later...
  112. >R"Oh my that is absolutely awful!"
  113. >A"Sweat Cellestia, is there anything we can do?"
  114. >T"For Fluttershy, no. But I will need your help welcoming the new Element of Kindness."
  115. >T"Of course, darling. Anything we can do to help."
  116. >A"Yea, but ah don't feel too right about this. Aren't we kinda... betraying Fluttershy by doing this?"
  117. >T"I know. I don't like it either. But we must do this for the safety of Equestria."
  118.  
  119. 5/8
  120.  
  121. >Applejack looks down blushing.
  122. >A"O-of course. For Equestria.
  123. >R"Don't worry, Twilight. We'll do all we can to make this new mare comfortable."
  124. >A"Yea, you can count on us"
  125. >T"Alright, now all we need to do.. is tell Rainbow..."
  126. >R"Oh dear, good luck, Twilight. You may need it."
  127. >A"Yea, she definitely won't take this well at all. Good luck, Sugarcube."
  128. >On that note, you and Twilight leave to find Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy's childhood friend.
  129. >T" We shouldn't have to go far. She's bound to be around here somewhere."
  130. >As if on cue, Rainbow glides down from the clouds with concern on her face.
  131. >D"Hey Anon, Twilight. Have you seen Fluttershy? I tried her house, but no one answered. also, it smells kinda funny in there..."
  132. >Today is just filled to the brim with happy fun times, isn't it.
  133. >After a long explanation, Dash is clearly furious.
  134. >D"Well, what are we waiting for?! We have to do something!"
  135. >T"Dash, I told you. There's nothing we can do."
  136. >D"Bullshit!! You can open a portal or something, right? We have to do something!"
  137. >Tears are now streaming from Dash's face.
  138. >T"Dash, I'm sorry, but even if i knew HOW to open some kind portal, you would never stand a chance of getting her back."
  139. >D"I DON'T CARE!! I have to do something! Anything! I can't just leave her all alone! Who knows what those monsters are doing to her."
  140. >She sits on the ground and starts sobbing.
  141. >T"Oh, Dash..."
  142. >Twilight moves to sit by Rainbow as she cries uncontrollably into her shoulder.
  143. >Rarity and Applejack, drawn out by the commotion, go to help comfort her.
  144. >Now, technically, you could help, but you remember what Cellestia said, and you kind of like being alive.
  145.  
  146. 6/8
  147.  
  148. >Tired of looking of looking at depressed ponies all day, you make your way back to your house.
  149. >Man, today has been eventful.
  150. >Then you remember how your day started.
  151. >Your house is gona be a wreck.
  152. >Sure enough, it looks nearly like shit.
  153. >The doors are all busted down and most of the windows are shattered.
  154. >You make your way inside to see that most of you furniture has been shredded too.
  155. >Yup... oh well.
  156. >you make your way to bed to try and sleep off today with the hopes that tomorrow will be much better.
  157. >And then it dawns on you.
  158. >No more Fluttershy.
  159. >It brings a smile to your lips.
  160. >No more fetish guessing and no more attempted rape.
  161. >If you weren't so tired you could probably dance and sing.
  162. >But no. Too tired. Must Sleep.
  163. >You doze off in your shredded bed with thoughts of freedom clouding your mind.
  164. >But, as you sleep, your dreams are filled with yellow horrors of unimaginable description.
  165.  
  166. 7/8
  167.  
  168. >Day Sweet Fucking Jesus I'm Free in Equestria
  169. >You wake up in a cold sweat.
  170. Man those were some wicked ass dreams.
  171. >You get up and start your morning routine.
  172. >Shit, Shower, and shave.
  173. >As you are shaving you notice a nic on your jaw through the mirror.
  174. >You start to pick at it and notice the skin give away a little.
  175. >You don't feel any pain so you continue picking at it.
  176. >Soon you have a small chunk of skin gone revealing bare bone.
  177. Heh... neat.
  178. >You take a handful of skin and pull.
  179. >The piece of flesh that was once your face rips off revealing most of your skull.
  180. >You still feel no pain.
  181. Haha. This is awesome.
  182. >Most likely some demons were mad at you for screwing things up with Fluttershy.
  183. >Oh well. They're going to have to try harder if they want to hope to scare you.
  184. >You open your mirror/cabinet to grab some cotton swabs.
  185. >When you close the mirror Fluttershy is there in place of your reflection.
  186. >She stares at you blushing and hiding behind her mane.
  187. >"Oh! Hi, Anon. Fancy meeting you here."
  188. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
  189.  
  190. 8/8