Title:           Ass-sorted Bimbo Stories
Author:          BlondeNonny
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bJ13xxh6
First Edit:      Friday 18th of July 2014 03:03:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 18th of July 2014 03:03:05 PM CDT

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That Mare in the Mirror
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>*knock knock*
Ughhh...
>you look over to the clock on your bedside.
>2:30 AM
>Why the fuck would she be knocking on your door now?
>you angrily get out of your bed and head to the door.
*knock knock!*
I'm up!
>You open the door to find rapidly pacing, her main and tail in a mess.
>Oh, Anon! I- aww, you look so cute in the pajamas rarity made for you!
Shut up.Its 2 in the morning, what do you want?
>Yes, I came to tell you something. I invented a new spell!
>She looks up at you with eyes full of excitement, like a child expecting praise.
That's pretty cool, can I go back to bed now?
>As soon as you help me test it!
Okay-wait, wha-
>before you can protest further, she drags you down stairs into her laboratory.
 
"Oh laboratory, how I hate you so"
>Ever since the CMC burned your house down making spaghetti, you were forced to stay with Twilight, because no one else would take you in.
>Further more, she doesn't seem to grasp that "house guest" isn't a synonym for "lab rat".
>"Don't worry anon, this spell is completely harmless!"
"The last time you said that you turned me inside out."
>"I said I was sorry!"
>Twilight horn lights up and grabs a nearly invisible handle on the floor, lifting it to reveal a large square-shaped hole and ladder going to god-knows where.
"How long has that been there?"
>"Never mind that.Follow me."
>Your getting a bad feeling about this.
 
>The bottom of the ladder is darker then you thought.
>The only thing keeping you from moving was the fear of tripping over something, or worse, into something.
>before you get more freaked out, Twilight casts a light spell, showing a set of doors at the end of a narrow hallway.
>When you reach the doors, a CAUTON:DANGEROUS EXPERIMENTS OCCURRING sigh becomes visible.
>Wonderful
>Opening the doors revels a padded room, with a chair and table covered in notes, along with multiple mirrors lining the walls.
"What's with all the mirrors"
>"they're going to be your distraction while I test the spell on you."
"You expect me to be distracted by my own reflection?I'm not that stupid."
>"You will be.Could you please sit in the chair?"
"What did you say?"
>"Don't make this hard anon.Sit in the chair."
"No.I'm leaving"
>"I locked the door with magic,anon.Hold still"
>Fuck that!
>You drop to the ground as Twilight fires her spell at you, the spell bounces off the mirrors behind you and back at her.
>You get up and dust yourself off, wondering what to do next.
 
"Hey Twilight, are you oka-"
>whatever the spell did, it was working fast.
>Twilights normal shade of lavender coat was turning a tan color,her mane turning dirty blonde.
>Deciding to keep your distance, you go and check out her spell notes.
>"intelligence reduction spell, by Twilight sparkle"
>"test subject:clone"
>She already tested it already?
>"The spell works to perfection.The clone's IQ shows a 70% decreases from Its previous number."
>Side effects:little side effects,yet the ones shown are very strange.
>"The clones color scheme showed a massive change, changing from lavender to tan and blonde."
>"Even stranger, the clone showed a stamina increase equal to its IQ decreases."
>"Weirdest of all, she entered a sexual heat-like state after a minutes time.The clone was dismissed before things got out of hand."
>"Conclusion:The spell has to many side effects to be worked out before it can be sent out for authorization.Perhaps the results would be different on a male subject."
>"Mmmmm..."
>uh oh
>she's waking up.
 
>You nervously look up from the notes.
"You feeling okay,T-Twi?"
>She looks at you with a puzzled, Her eyes now a bright shade of blue.
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Whose that in the silver thingie?"
>She was pointing at her reflection.
"That's you, Twilight."
>"Oh.I look pretty hot,uh?"
>Without warning she starts waving her ass in front of your face,giving you a full view of the goods.
>after a few moments she stops and starts looking at you again.
>"Anon, I feel different.Hot."
>oh
"In what way?"
>"My chest feels weird and hot and some parts are wet.It means I'm horny,right?"
>"I don't like it.Can you please fuck me?"
 
"I,uhh..."
>"Please,Nonny!I can't take it much longer!
>She sounded like she was in actual pain.
"Okay Twilight,but first you have to-"
>"I know!"
>Before you could get your sentence out, she jumped on you and took your pants off with her teeth.
>seems she forgot how to use magic.
>you could feel the hot breath on your member before she took it into her mouth.
>This is clearly where the rest of her IQ was focused on.
>You could feel her small tongue twisting around your head as she went up and down along your shaft.
>All you could do is moan as she worked her magic.
>After she felt she did a good enough job,she moved up,and without a moments hesitation,dropped on to your dick,her pussy gripping it like a clamp.
 
>"That feels wayyy better!"
>She starts pumping up and down on your member, unclenching when exiting and clenching when she reaches your base,making a wet slamming noise each time.
>"Anon!I can't do this on my own!"
"S-sorry"
Now out of your stupor,you grab her flanks and match her rhythm and move as one.
>"Fuck me, Fuck me hard!Yes right there!"
>Her screams of ecstasy motivate you to go
faster.
>"Anon~!"
>*Sploosh*
 
(TO BE CONTINUED?)
 
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Changeanon and Chryssi (Oneshot?)
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>Another day.
>Another failed invasion.
>You sigh as you carry your queen back to the hive.
>Chrysalis groans and twitches, making your job that much more difficult.
>Having long since expended any magic she had drained from Shining Armor, the Queen was resorting to drastic measures to try and tip the odds in her favor.
>She whines, finally opening one of her eyes and looking up at you.
>Several seconds pass before she puts on a dopey smile.
>"Aw, you're carrying Chryssi~"
>You set your lips into a thin line and grunt.
>To compensate for the lack of magic in reserve, the Queen had begun using her head.
>Literally.
>Every failed attempt left her temporarily stupefied, turning her airheaded affections on anyone who came close to her.
>Worse still, the effects were lasting longer and longer she went without a substantial feeding.
>At this rate, a new Queen would rise up and take control of the hive with ease, regulating Chrysalis to little more than breeding stock.
>The Queen giggles gently, rubbing her firm chitinous body against yours.
>"Hey, hey,"
>Her voice is cheerful, even though she must be starving.
>"When we get back, give Chryssi a special dose of your love juice, okay?"
>You really hope the next raid goes better...
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