Title:           Alicorn Airheads - Anon v. MORE Bimbo Ponies (INCOMPLETE)
Author:          BlondeNonny
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First Edit:      Friday 18th of July 2014 03:12:51 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 18th of July 2014 03:12:51 PM CDT

>Be Anon
>Tonight was a pretty stressful night for Twilight.
>She had a lot of paperwork to get done on top of dealing with hate mail and letter bombs, without getting into the dragon dildos that Anon sent a week ago.
>And of course, to top it all off, she got a letter that her grandpa had passed away.
>There she was, with you and Rainbow Dash at the bar, drowning her sorrows in apple cider.
>"A-and I couldn't beeee there for h-him...why c-couldn't I have seen him o-one last time...I'm soo sorry, Grandpa Sparkle..(hic)"
>Yep. Drunk as a can of beer. Or something. You weren't that good with metaphors or similes.
>"Yeahh...he was a good there, Twilight, he'll always be with you in...say, right mare. (hic)"
>This is why you were there. You knew even if Rainbow Dash was a designated flyer, she would probably get drunk. As if she read your mind, she passed out.
"Check please."
>After paying for the bill, you started to lead them back to Twilight's Castle.
>"Anonnn...I'm- I'm sorry you had to see me..(hic)..that way. It's just....it isn't right-"
"It's fine."
>You lay the ponies back on the bed. They were drunk as shit, but god damn did they look adorable.
>You grab your sleeping bag. It was 11 at night, you were getting your shuteye.
 
>not even two hours later, you hear a whispering by your ear
>"...Non.....psst, hey...nonn.."
>Fucking Twilight. Go to bed, already.
"Ughhhhh..."
>"Hey....nonny, wake up, will ya?"
>You open your eyes. Everything was blurry as shit. No sleep will do that to you.
"Go back to sleep, Twi.."
>"But...but, like, I can't sleep, I'm just too..up!"
>Then you hear it. That goddamn sound. Those fucking giggles.
"W...wha?"
>"Teehee, you're, like, too cute when you sleep, Nonny!"
>Your vision starts returning to you. You finally confirm that, of all the shitty things that could happen, Twilight had turned into a bimbo pony. Again.
 
>You could not fucking believe this
>Somehow, in the two hours since you went to bed, Twilight had used a bimbo spell to turn herself into a giggly slut.
"H-How?"
>"Like, I dunno, might be drunk or somethin'. (giggle) Soooo, nonny, I'm like, all horny and stuff, I want you to, like, fuck me."
>No. You swore off bimbo ponies a long time ago. You were not going through this again.
"...ugh. I'm gonna go get Spike-"
>And being the unlucky bastard you were, you got forced down.
>"C'mon, nonny, don't be like that."
>Not missing a beat, Twilight started removing your pants in order to get access to your dick, hardening like no tomorrow.
>As if she had been practicing, her cunt found its way on top of your cock and started humping it up and down, perfectly on beat.
>"Ohhhhh!~ Ohhhh, Nonny, your cock feels, like, sooooooooooooooooo-oo-ooooooooo gooooood- Ahhhhhh~"
>You did not want this. But you were damned enough to love it due to Twilight's magic bullshit. You made little effort to stop it, and you started going in faster.
>"Ohhhhhhhh Gawd, Nonnyyyyyyy!!"
>The last thing you remembered before passing out was your cock exploding in a torrent of cum into her pussy...
 
>"Anon? ...hey, Anon."
"Ughhhhhhh.."
>"Okay, good...you're awake.....you get up.."
"..maybe."
>You tried to get up, but you were tired from last night. Memories. Haunting memories of Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight being turned into bimbos, trying to get his cock and tongue..and of the night before.
>You see Spike with a mop. What the hell even happened last night?
 
"..what happened?"
>"Well, after you got home with Twilight and Rainbow Dash, Twilight got the idea to use a bimbo spell-"
"I know.."
>"-and, I came downstairs after you passed out. I wasn't able to stop Twilight from leaving, but I did check with Rainbow Dash just to make sure she wasn't affected by it.
"Okay, phew."
>You were already somewhat annoyed by Rainbow Cunt. You would absolutely hate her as a bimbo.
"You got a letter to Celestia in, right?"
>"Yeah, but..."
"But..?"
>"I- it kinda sorta-"
>Oh for fuck's sake
"Don't 'kinda sorta' me right now. What happened?"
>"I got a letter back saying she was on her way. I haven't seen Twilight after that, so I followed up...and I think you should take a look at this."
>He hands you a letter. It isn't one of Celestia's normal scrolls.
 
"Dearess Spiike.: thaansk for teh thee letr got god i feel so hott rite now- willl sa c twilite in minut..bai~
-Tiia"
 
>You were not familiar with how magic handled paper writing, but this shit looked like something a bimbo would have written back on Earth.
>Did she really?
>"It doesn't look like her handwriting."
"Well, forget the handwriting for a second. Does this even look like anything resembling what she'd write?"
>"Of course not. Do you think something happened to her?"
"...maybe."
>"Hurk- hold on, got a letter..."
>BUUUURP
>You hated when Spike did that out of nowhere. You immediately grabbed the letter.
 
"To Spike and whomever else it may concern.
Pray tell, art thou alright? 'Tis Princess Luna of the Night. Dearest Sister had gone to check on Twilight, whom thou stated to hath turned into airhead once more. She hath not returneth. I sent letter posthaste to her, but she senteth only letters illegible. An excerpt:
 
- liek Loonah, im fine, rly. k cya
 
'Tis truly a worrisome matter. I hath temporary control over Sun and Moon 'till Celestia returneth, but truly, thou must find her!
-Luna."
>aw shit.