- >Day 'Hog Wild' in Equestria.
- >You're out for a morning stroll through Ponyville.
- >As always, there are obstacles you must jump over, turtles that need a good whirlwind kick.
- >Look there's one now!
- >Hmm, this turtle has some strange looking flying contraption on its shell.
- >RD: "Oh hey th-"
- >You give the turtle an extra good wallop and watch as it goes flying off the screen.
- >RD: "HEY! WHAT THE BUCK DID YOU DO TO TANK?"
- >Ignoring this techni-colored plebeian, you press on.
- >All of a sudden, a small silver boar walks into your path.
- >For reasons unknown, you turn behind you and wink at nothing.
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- >Instinct tells you to ride this majestic silver boar into the sunset.
- >...
- >Sounds about right.
- >You leap onto the silver boar and grab on for dear life.
- >SS: "Wh- GET OF ME CREEP!"
- >This boar appears to be defective.
- >You smack the boars ass to see if that yields a result.
- >It rears back with a scream, and bolts forward.
- >Out of nowhere, strange men in dresses with shields appear on the path ahead.
- >Damn natives.
- >To accompany the natives, huge spiked dildos protrude from the earth. Aka Rainbow's Friday night.
- >Your boar screeches in displeasure, but shows no signs of stopping.
- >As you leap over the first giant dildo, a smile cracks on your face.
- >This is so your fetish.
- END.
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