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[12:49:29 PM] Cheese Officer: NO!

[12:49:38 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Who is this Sonic Boom, is she of age!

[12:49:39 PM] Pale Narrator: FUCK

[12:49:56 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Well!

[12:50:00 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Is she!

[12:50:07 PM] Bizzles: She is not :D

[12:50:11 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Perfect

[12:50:20 PM] Bizzles: BUt her cock is the biggest in the realm

[12:50:32 PM] Cheese Officer: But only in the spaghetti endings.

[12:50:37 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Impossible nothing is bigger than the Rod of Power

[12:50:39 PM] Cheese Officer: But there, it's GINORMOUS!

[12:51:00 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I will find this Sonic Boom

[12:51:39 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye makes his way to Ponyville, he had a long day in Equestria, that Luna loves to say no

[12:52:58 PM | Edited 12:53:39 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye arrives to Ponyville. Hello my little ponies your lord has returned. Why are you all not in your uniforms!

[12:54:51 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: The ponies run inside to change, they all return to the town square. Looking like a bunch of gimps

[12:55:00 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Thats better!

[12:55:16 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Now bring me this Sonic Boom!

[12:55:41 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: now it will be a grusome rape, everyone thank Bizzles!

[12:56:36 PM] Bizzles: "Thank's Bizzles" Fettishshy says

[12:56:50 PM] Bizzles: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH! I KNOW RAPE IS YOUR FETTISH

[12:56:56 PM] The Preist: Hello, all!

[12:57:04 PM] Bizzles: Hey there!

[12:57:25 PM] Cheese Officer: Hey, Preist.

[12:57:27 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Anon comes forth with SonicBoom, here she is mr Hawkeye sir.

[12:57:39 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye slaps Anon, what a little bitch

[12:57:43 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Thanks!

[12:58:13 PM | Edited 12:58:21 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Now everypony shall watch as I do my deed

[12:58:24 PM] Bizzles: Sonic boom pulls out her massive sonic cock

[12:58:29 PM] Bizzles: SONIC BOOM!

[12:58:49 PM] Bizzles: SHE SHOVES HER 19 INCH BLACK COCK INTO HAWKEYE'S BUTTHOLE

[12:58:52 PM] Bizzles: SONIC BOOM

[12:59:07 PM] Bizzles: SHE RAPES HIM WITH THE SPEED OF KENYENS

[12:59:08 PM] The Preist: You know, there's some stories in AiE I shouldn't read.

[12:59:14 PM] Bizzles: RIVASIDE MOTHA FUCKER

[12:59:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: you done?

[12:59:35 PM] Bizzles: SONIC BOOM SHOOTS OF A LOAD OF SPAGHETTI INTO HAWKEYES ASS

[12:59:42 PM] Chronicler: Okay

[12:59:43 PM] Bizzles: SHE DOESN'T STOP.

[1:00:46 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: anyways

[1:01:20 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye grabs SonicBoom by the neck. Scram little one Scream!

[1:32:46 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Mommy help! YOUR MOM ISNT COMING!

[1:33:04 PM] Cheese Officer: God damn it, DJ...

[1:33:11 PM] Bizzles: haha

[1:33:29 PM] Bizzles: Cheese, have you read my rape man in equestria?

[1:33:55 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: answer him or SonicBoom gets the cock

[1:34:12 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: 1

[1:34:16 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: 2

[1:34:20 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: 3

[1:34:24 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: 4

[1:34:31 PM] Chronicler: HAHAH!

[1:34:35 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: ... 10

[1:34:42 PM] Chronicler: RapeMare Forever

[1:34:42 PM] Cheese Officer: Bizzles, yes.

[1:34:46 PM] Bizzles: CHEESE! YOU DID THIS!

[1:34:49 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: you are lucky

[1:34:59 PM] Bizzles: Okay, he's not gonna do it

[1:35:03 PM] Bizzles: never mind

[1:35:15 PM] Cheese Officer: inb4 next part of the story

[1:36:26 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: jk- Hawkeye picks up SonicBoom, she is now crying. "SHUTUP!" You place your Rod of Power inside her clit. "NOW YOU CAN CRY!"

[1:37:22 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: The everpony begins to weep for sonicboom, music to Hawkeyes ears

[1:37:24 PM] Bizzles: You did this cheese. Sonic Boom is my baby and you are doing this to her...

 ;(

[1:37:36 PM] Bizzles: Please Hawkeye, stop!

[1:37:37 PM] Cheese Officer: He would have done this anyway.

[1:37:40 PM] Cheese Officer: He's too far gone.

[1:37:47 PM] Bizzles: NO you did this!

[1:37:52 PM] Cheese Officer: NO U

[1:38:22 PM] Bizzles: ILL KILL YOU!

YOU HAVE CAUSED THE RAPE OF MY LITTLE SONIC BOOM! My sweet, sweet sonic boom...

[1:38:25 PM] Bizzles: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[1:38:36 PM] The Preist: NO, DUN RAPE SONIC BOOM ;~;

[1:38:40 PM] Skippy: WAIT

[1:38:43 PM] Skippy: BEFORE YOU RAPE HER

[1:38:45 PM] Cheese Officer: Isn't Sonic Boom part of Wuten's story?

[1:38:47 PM] Skippy: CUT OFF HER WINGS

[1:38:51 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles grabs Cheese and kills rapes him.

[1:38:53 PM] Skippy: AND GRAFT THEM TO HER VAGINA

[1:39:00 PM] Skippy: THEN MAKE HER SCREAM LEONARDS NAME

[1:39:03 PM] Cheese Officer: THE FCUK

[1:39:10 PM] The Preist: We knew her since she was a widdle filly :'(

[1:39:22 PM] The Preist: Hell, we knew her since before she was a widdle filly

[1:39:27 PM | Edited 1:39:39 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye removes the arrow from SonicBoom's eye. He then shoves it up SonicBoom's Mare Hood. "Just like your whore of a mother!"

[1:39:31 PM] Bizzles: Yeah but i made up the story and helped wuten write a good chunk of the begining.

[1:39:53 PM] Bizzles: LOOK AT THAT CHEESE! SHE IS MY BABY!

[1:40:22 PM] Cheese Officer: He didn't even give me a time limit. It was a count-up, not a countdown. I could have answered "Yes" after four seconds and he would have been like "TOO BAD, YOU ONLY HAD THREE SECONDS!"

[1:40:27 PM] Bizzles: You will rot in the pits of hell.

[1:40:38 PM] Cheese Officer: I'll see you guys there, then.

[1:41:30 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye grins. Anon are you going to just let me do this. Anon cowers. Again what a little bitch

[1:42:21 PM] Pale Narrator: What is this I don't even

[1:42:48 PM] Cheese Officer: It's DJ writing Hawkeye as a depraved rapist and murderer.

[1:42:52 PM] Cheese Officer: So, it's just DJ being DJ.

[1:43:58 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: here read this, this isnt a bad story http://pastebin.com/VNCefVHb

[1:44:03 PM] Bizzles: No i will go to heaven for saving Sonic boom!

Bizzles runs over to Hawkeye tearing sonic boom out of his grasp. He throws sonic boom to anon, "Take care of my daugter you filthy excuse for a father."

Bizzles pulls out a granade and pulls the pin, holding hawkeye close to him self. They both die. Hawkeye goes to hell and rapes cheese. Bizzles goes to heaven for his sacrafice. "God I did it."

[1:44:07 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: if you read I will stop

[1:44:08 PM] Bizzles: Yes he says

[1:44:26 PM] Bizzles: But you also came up with a story where a man and a horse fuck.

[1:44:32 PM] Bizzles: To hell with you!

[1:44:35 PM] Bizzles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO}

[1:44:36 PM] Skippy: suddenly, skippy appears

[1:44:43 PM] Skippy: and kills anon

[1:44:48 PM] Skippy: cutting off sonic booms wings

[1:44:52 PM] Skippy: and grafting them to her vagina

[1:45:02 PM] Bizzles: God sends Bizzles to hell where he and cheese get raped by hawkman.

[1:45:04 PM] Skippy: he then punts her off a cliff

[1:45:09 PM] Skippy: saying "FLY, MY PRETTY"

[1:45:12 PM | Edited 1:45:35 PM] Lolpuuchu: ok guys who here would object to a "The doctors of scp in equestria story" focusing on Bright, Clef, and Right?

[1:45:14 PM] Bizzles: And skippy is a horrible monster.

[1:45:27 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: The dragon balls revive Haweye, Skippy glad you could make it

[1:45:36 PM] Bizzles: NOOOOOOOOOOO

[1:45:44 PM] Chronicler: [1:44 PM] Bizzles:

 

<<< They both die. Hawkeye goes to hell and rapes cheese. Bizzles goes to heaven for his sacrafice. "God I did it.""No, Bizzles, you are the hawkeye"

[1:45:48 PM] Chronicler: And then Bizzles was rapist

[1:45:56 PM] Cheese Officer: Suddenly, everyone goes Super Saiyan.

[1:45:59 PM] Cheese Officer: Epic Fight Scene.

[1:46:03 PM] Cheese Officer: *10 episodes later*

[1:46:05 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: My masterpiece ruined

[1:46:11 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles come from the earth and shoves a cock in skippys ear.

[1:46:26 PM] Bizzles: RIVA SIDE MUTHA FUCKA

[1:46:30 PM] Lolpuuchu: which explodes cause its a death bomb

[1:46:34 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye shoves a posion dart up Bizzles ass crack

[1:46:50 PM] Bizzles: But he farts and it goes in sonic booms eye

[1:47:11 PM] Lolpuuchu: but the dart is also a death bomb

[1:47:12 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: The screams from the towns folk is almost unbarable Hawkeye is going to CUM!

[1:47:19 PM] Bizzles: What the fuck is wrong with us?

[1:47:23 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:47:47 PM] Skippy: [1:44 PM] Skippy:

 

<<< he then punts her off a cliff

[1:47:56 PM] Skippy: [1:44 PM] Skippy:

 

<<< he then punts her off a cliff

saying "FLY, MY PRETTY"

[1:48:14 PM] Lolpuuchu: how do you quote web?

[1:48:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: The screams from the towns folk is almost unbarable Hawkeye is going to CUM!

[1:48:29 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:48:35 PM] Bizzles: SONIC BOOM CUMS USING THE FORCE OF HER SEED TO FLY ON TOP OF THE CLIFF

[1:48:50 PM] Bizzles: YOUR MINE NOW SKIPPY

[1:48:52 PM] Cheese Officer: (Completely unregulated co-op writing. This is amazing.)

[1:49:01 PM] Bizzles: SHE RAPES HIM WITH HER COCK OF DOOM

[1:49:11 PM] Lolpuuchu: which is a deathbomb

[1:49:12 PM] Bizzles: HAWKEYE JOINS IN

[1:49:15 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye screams. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO skipY!

[1:49:27 PM] Lolpuuchu: as he lets loose a deathbomb

[1:49:31 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I am so sorry Skipy but I am horny!

[1:49:36 PM] Cheese Officer: Sonic Boom's all like

"IT'S GOOFY TIME!"

[1:49:40 PM] Cheese Officer: "No, Sonic Boom, NO!"

[1:49:53 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles brings rape man out. He doesn't like bad rapist.

[1:50:04 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Rape Man we meet again

[1:50:28 PM] Cheese Officer: (This quickly evolved from the worst story ever to the best story ever. What the fuck is wrong with us?)

[1:50:29 PM] Bizzles: It's dang a lang time Hawkeye.

[1:50:44 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: We will see about that bitch!

[1:50:48 PM] Skippy: YOU CANNOT RAPE THE WILLING

[1:50:55 PM] Lolpuuchu: deathbomb

[1:50:59 PM] Skippy: I ABSORB SONIC BOOM INTO MY ANUS

[1:51:05 PM] Bizzles: BOOMSHAKALAKA! WITH THE SPEED OF THE KENYENS I CAN NOT LOSE!

[1:51:40 PM] Lolpuuchu: YOU CANNOT RAPE THE WILLING

[2:50:51 PM] john cantrell: deathbomb

[1:51:41 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye leaps out of the way leaving a little present for rape man, Leo's dragon Dildos attack

[1:51:52 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:52:17 PM] Bizzles: Rape man Grabs them out of the air and shoves them into skippys ass

"IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO BITCH?"

[1:52:27 PM] Bizzles: They kill sonic boom

[1:52:34 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[1:52:40 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:52:40 PM] Cheese Officer: Sonic Boom's wings are still grafted to her vagina. Suddenly, her vagina flies away.

[1:52:43 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: bound to happen! now lets continue

[1:52:45 PM] Skippy: AND NOTHING OF VALUE IS LOST

[1:52:45 PM] Cheese Officer: Alas, we hardly knew 'er.

[1:52:50 PM] Skippy: ..... LMFAO CHEESE

[1:52:54 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:53:25 PM] Bizzles: Rape man runs at hawkeye

[1:53:34 PM | Edited 1:53:39 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye aims at rapemans genitalia, FIRE!

[1:53:39 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:53:46 PM] Cheese Officer: (Pale is either writing a freaking novel here or forgot to hit Enter.)

[1:53:58 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: (I see that)

[1:54:05 PM | Edited 1:54:21 PM] Lolpuuchu: (i think hes writing a deathbomb)

[1:54:44 PM] Cheese Officer: (definitely a deathbomb)

[1:54:46 PM] Bizzles: Rape Man's rock hard Cock of Doom Deflects the projectile. It flies off into skippys ass, never to be seen or heard of again.

[1:55:35 PM | Edited 1:55:41 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Shit thought that would work! Hawkeye jumps onto a near by roof, later Rapeman

[1:55:44 PM] Lolpuuchu: no rapeman's dick is made of gameboy

[1:55:54 PM] Lolpuuchu: the hardest substance

[1:55:58 PM] Bizzles: Nigga, you can't escape rape! Rape Man follows.

[1:56:03 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:56:13 PM] Cheese Officer: The arrow hits Skippy in the ass, piercing the skin, piercing the fat, bruising the bone.

[1:56:36 PM] Skippy: haters gonna

[1:56:37 PM] Cheese Officer: This is an artifact silver arrow. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

[1:56:40 PM] Skippy: haaaaaaate

[1:56:43 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:56:45 PM] Skippy: i'm wearing adamantium

[1:56:45 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: It was a trap,Hawkeye comes up behind RapeMan and uses his Rod Of Power... aka Cock

[1:56:50 PM] Skippy: and i'm wielding a silver warhammer

[1:57:17 PM] Cheese Officer: This is a masterful deathbomb. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of death and bands of bomb.

[1:57:50 PM] Bizzles: Rape Mam clinches his butt cheeks together. The rod of power breaks aginst his buns of rock hard gameboys.

[1:57:59 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Fack!

[1:58:04 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[1:58:18 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Okay I am going to go back and write my real story now it was fun

 

Part 2

[4:05:47 PM] Bizzles: RAPE MAN COMES AND TACKLES SKIPY

[4:05:48 PM] Skippy: taking*

[4:05:52 PM] Lolpuuchu: a death bomb

[4:06:12 PM] Wuten: WutenAnon eyes the sight

[4:06:14 PM] read review: Hey guys I have a

[4:06:19 PM] Bizzles: nigger

[4:06:19 PM] Wuten: "Fucking weird.

[4:06:19 PM] Lolpuuchu: penis

[4:06:28 PM] Fillydelphian: bam

[4:06:34 PM] Fillydelphian: sup

[4:06:34 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: DICK!

[4:06:44 PM] Wuten: Chat derailed.

[4:06:45 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: HAWKMAN IN BOUND!

[4:06:52 PM] Bizzles: Rape man rips of skippys shirt

[4:06:55 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: HAWKEYE

[4:07:07 PM] Bizzles: HAWKEYE CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

[4:07:08 PM] Lolpuuchu: and rapeman licks his nipple

[4:07:09 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!

[4:07:15 PM] Lolpuuchu: a death bomb

[4:07:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: i DONT SAVE PEOPLE i RAPE PEOPLE!

[4:07:19 PM] Bizzles: WHAT HAWK MAN!

[4:07:22 PM] Fillydelphian: i came in at a weird time, didn't i?

[4:07:35 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: WHAT!

[4:07:48 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: HAWKEYE WILL BEGIN THE RAPE!

[4:07:59 PM] Wuten: So this is what I missed yesterday?

[4:08:07 PM] Bizzles: NIgga, i'm the only rape man here, suck a dick

[4:08:12 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye grabs the nearest filly

[4:08:21 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: "wHATS YOUR NAME!"

[4:08:23 PM] Fillydelphian: oh fuck

[4:08:33 PM] Bizzles: DROP HIM

[4:08:33 PM] Lolpuuchu: [5:07:16 PM] Fillydelphian: i came

[4:08:34 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: "umm my name?"

[4:08:42 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: YES YOUR NAME!

[4:08:44 PM] Wuten: "Hey Hawkman, I've got one for ya."

[4:08:48 PM] Bizzles: Don't answer!

[4:08:51 PM] Fillydelphian: what is happening i don't even

[4:08:53 PM] Anone Moose: [3:54 PM] Shanked:

 

<<< Oh good gracious

[4:08:53 PM] Wuten: Wuten holds up a weakened Ingirun in his hand.

[4:08:53 PM] Bizzles: ITS A TRAP

[4:08:54 PM] read review: [4:08 PM] Lolpuuchu:

 

<<< [5:07:16 PM] Fillydelphian: i came

[4:08:57 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: MY NAME IS HAWKEYE!

[4:09:07 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[4:09:15 PM] Bizzles: I AM THE RAPE MAN PONYVILLE DESERVES!

[4:09:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: "my name is Lyra"

[4:09:33 PM] Wuten: "Hey Rape Man, Hawkeye, I've got something for you two."

[4:09:41 PM] Wuten: Wuten walks over, dragging the gryphon behind him.

[4:09:42 PM] Lolpuuchu: a =n orange

[4:09:47 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: LYRA! YOU SLAP HER, THATS FOR THE STUPID NAME

[4:09:51 PM] Bizzles: Oh no! It's LYRA! I WOULDn'T WISH HER ON ANYONE! RUN HAWKEYE

[4:10:01 PM] Anone Moose: [3:29 PM] Gadget:

 

<<< My penis is 2 inch's long

[4:10:11 PM] Wuten: He holds up the gryphon in the air. "Have at it, you two."

[4:10:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: FUCK OFF WUTEN!

[4:10:32 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I HAVE MYSELF A NICE PONY NOW!

[4:10:34 PM] Bizzles: NO! I ONLY RAPE THE THE DISERVING!

[4:10:39 PM] Lolpuuchu: an eskimo

[4:10:49 PM] Wuten: "Eh. Alright then."

[4:10:57 PM] Bizzles: Lyra: I WANT YOU COCK INSIDE ME

[4:11:01 PM] Wuten: Wuten crushes the gryphon's neck, just like in the story

[4:11:05 PM] read review: [4:10 PM] Anone Moose:

 

<<< I love the Big Mac cock.

[4:11:13 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I HEARD ABOUT YOUR HANDS SPELLS LYRA!

[4:11:18 PM] Skippy: skippy warps in and beats typhoon to death with his cock

[4:11:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: SO JERK ME OFF!

[4:11:27 PM] Skippy: then ejaculates chocolate onto his corpse

[4:11:27 PM] Bizzles: DROP HER HAWKEYE!

[4:11:30 PM] Anone Moose: [3:20 PM] Gadget:

 

<<< I love the Big Mac cock.

[4:11:37 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Lyra begins to cry.

[4:11:39 PM] Lolpuuchu: [5:10:59 PM] RnR66: [5:10 PM] Disco Dash:

 

<<< I love the Big Mac cock.— Disco Dash, Today 5:10 PM

[4:11:42 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Rage fills your eyes

[4:11:43 PM] read review: [4:11 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota:

 

<<< Lyra begins to cry.

[4:11:50 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: ARE YOU CRYING!?

[4:11:54 PM] read review: [4:11 PM] Anone Moose:

 

<<< [5:20 PM] Fier:

 

<<< I love the Big Mac cock.— Fier, Today 5:20 PM

[4:12:06 PM] Bizzles: THATS IT HAWKEYE! IT'S DANG A LANG TIME

RAPE MAN CHARGES HAWKEYE

[4:12:09 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[4:12:24 PM] Anone Moose: [3:01 PM] Chronicler:

 

<<< I need some rope.

[4:12:33 PM] Bizzles: more like rape

[4:12:34 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye grabes Rapeman by the neck, sorry not today

[4:13:02 PM] Lolpuuchu: [5:12:18 PM] Disco Dash: [4:01 PM] Commander Xillian:

 

<<< I need some rope.— Commander Xillian, Today 4:01 PM

[4:13:09 PM] Bizzles: Bitch, nobody grabs me!

Rapeman takes out his boom stick and wacks Hawkeye's eye

[4:13:36 PM | Removed 4:14:17 PM] Lolpuuchu: This message has been removed.

[4:13:37 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye shoves a pules gernade in rape mans botty hole!

[4:14:06 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: WHAT THE FUCK JOHN!

[4:14:20 PM] Bizzles: YOU NIGGER, I DON'T HAVE A BOOTY HOLE

[4:14:23 PM] Skippy: tl;dr

[4:14:31 PM] Lolpuuchu: a deathbomb

[4:14:36 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Then you cant get it out!

[4:14:55 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: The Gernade detonates rape man losses contiousness

[4:14:59 PM] Anone Moose: [3:54 PM] Bizzles:

 

<<< Guy's... Rapeman raped me... At school....

[4:15:18 PM] Bizzles: NIGGA YES I CAN

Rape man shoots the granade out of his cock and it flies into wuten!

[4:15:34 PM] Skippy: grape man shoots purple dran outta his cock

[4:15:48 PM] Wuten: Wuten gets knocked back, but quickly throws the grenade away before it explodes

[4:15:56 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: WHAT!

[4:15:58 PM] Wuten: "What the fuck, man?!"

[4:15:59 PM] Lolpuuchu: a death bomb

[4:16:11 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: All I want to do is rape Lyra!

[4:16:16 PM] Bizzles: SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

SHE COMES WITH HER MASIVE COCK AND DICK SLAPS HAWKEYE!

[4:16:27 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: this bitch again

[4:16:35 PM] Lolpuuchu: a death bomb

[4:16:42 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles: SONIC BOOM! RUN!

[4:16:50 PM] Wuten: Wuten holds out his hands and summons spaghetti from the ground, pulling her away to him

[4:17:04 PM] Bizzles: Rape Man, Ah mang, now i have to save this filly and bizzles!

[4:17:15 PM] Lolpuuchu: Dr. Clef: Bright you recording this?

[4:17:24 PM | Edited 4:17:47 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye fires an explosive arrow, it soars past rapeman and hits sonicboom

[4:17:27 PM] Lolpuuchu: Dr Bright: Fuck Yes

[4:17:47 PM] Wuten: The Sonic Boom was merely a disguised spaghetti clone

[4:17:54 PM] Lolpuuchu: Dr Bright: the germans are gonna love this porn

[4:17:54 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: WUTEN!

[4:18:04 PM] Bizzles: Yes good work wuten!

[4:18:17 PM] Bizzles: BOOMSHAKALAKA!

RAPE MAN CHARGES HAWKEYE

[4:18:19 PM] Lolpuuchu: a death bomb

[4:18:41 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye throws down a smoke gernade, later bitches!

[4:18:45 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles uses his dick to fire sauce at hawkeye!

[4:18:52 PM] Bizzles: It misses!

[4:19:32 PM] Bizzles: RapeMan:DAMN YOU HAWKEYE, I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!

[4:22:31 PM] Wuten: Wuten flips the bird at the rest, before he and Sonic Boom quickly devolve into spaghetti, sinking down into the ground like worms, meatballs rolling along above-ground as they make their getaway

[4:23:05 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles follows right behind them

[4:23:06 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye is always watching

 

Part 3

 

[10:22:08 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye Awakes. Bankai!

[10:22:11 PM] Bizzles: BANKAI

[10:22:15 PM | Edited 10:22:23 PM] The Duke: My Bankai is the Lords of England

[10:22:19 PM] Bizzles: BIZZLES IS HERE

[10:22:28 PM] Bizzles: TASTE MY RAPE NOODLE

[10:22:36 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Ahh where is my little Fillies

[10:22:36 PM] Bizzles: (devil)

[10:22:46 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye leaves his cave

[10:22:54 PM] Cheese Officer: Rape Man vs Hawkeye

[10:22:58 PM] Cheese Officer: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!

[10:23:13 PM] Bizzles: No it's bizzles this time cheese

[10:23:19 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye begins his search

[10:23:29 PM] Bizzles: HAWKEYE WHERE ARE YOU!

[10:23:45 PM] Bizzles: COME SUCK MY WET NOODLE COCK!

[10:23:55 PM] Anone Moose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owblwAwUJR8

[10:23:56 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: DINKIE! i WANT YOU!

[10:23:57 PM] Fillydelphian: yo thunder, you in here?

[10:24:11 PM] Bizzles: You have to get through me hawkeye

[10:24:22 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: You cant stop me

[10:24:41 PM] The Duke: ENGLAND! KICK OUT THUNDER!

[10:24:48 PM] Bizzles: We shall see, I am more powerful than i was during our last meeting.

[10:24:57 PM | Edited 10:25:03 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Bizzles we cant fight now we must defend Thunder

[10:25:06 PM] Bizzles: Hmm You are right

[10:25:15 PM] Bizzles: For thunder.

[10:25:16 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Duke we are coming!

[10:25:20 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: FOR THUNDER!

[10:25:25 PM] The Duke: HOUSE OF LORDS!

[10:25:35 PM] The Duke: AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[10:25:36 PM] Bizzles: BANKAI!

[10:25:38 PM] Chronicler: Chronicler pops his head in.

[10:25:47 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: BANKAI!

[10:25:55 PM] Chronicler: If any of you assholes lay a hand on Thunder, your death will be slow, and many.

[10:25:57 PM] Egg Discord: MEANWHILE, I SHALL CONQUER HAWAII FOR MYSELF WITH MY BANKAI OF HATS

[10:26:01 PM] Chronicler: Chronicler goes back to his writing

[10:26:03 PM] The Duke: *The house of lords enters*

[10:26:08 PM] Thunder: Thunder shall not be removed from his country.

[10:26:11 PM] Bizzles: CHRONICLER US YOUR BANKAI TO SAVE THUNDER FROM DUKE!

[10:26:42 PM] Chronicler: [10:26 PM] Bizzles:

 

<<< CHRONICLER US YOUR BANKAI TO SAVE THUNDER FROM DUKE!I can always kill the House of Lords, reanimate them, and make them repeal his eviction.

[10:26:50 PM] KITTY PONY: /k/ suddenly turns into a glock and explodes killing bizzles

[10:26:57 PM] Thunder: Duke, for making an attack against Great Britian, I'm coming to australia.

[10:27:00 PM] The Duke: Also Penis

[10:27:09 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles giant noodle penis come out for his rape!

[10:27:16 PM] Bizzles: GET READY DUKE

[10:27:19 PM] Thunder: and nigga, I'm walking it.

[10:27:24 PM] The Duke: Thunder, I have a Bankai of The HOuse of Lords

[10:27:29 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: barbed wire begins to form around Hawkeyes DICK

[10:27:46 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: SURRENDER DUKE!

[10:27:47 PM] Thunder: I have the blessings of the Queen and god.

[10:27:48 PM] Bizzles: DUKE PREPARE TO MEET YOUR  RAPERS!

[10:27:55 PM] The Duke: I use my house of lords to red tape your wet noodle rape

[10:28:15 PM] Bizzles: YOU DO NOT CONTROLL ME I AM AMERICA! I CONTORL YOU!

[10:28:18 PM | Edited 10:28:25 PM] The Duke: You need to fill out 800 page form to allow for rape

[10:28:19 PM] Gadget: http://i.imgur.com/Aw5F9.jpg

[10:28:40 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye takes a shoot towards Duke. Its time!

[10:28:44 PM] Cheese Officer: Okay, Fier, that's just insulting.

[10:28:46 PM] Bizzles: I AM FROM AMERICA! RIVASIDE MUTHA FUCKA

[10:28:47 PM] Cheese Officer: And awesome.

[10:28:59 PM] The Duke: The house of Lords bans Mayonaise by penalty of death

[10:29:00 PM] Thunder: >mfw Britain is responsible for both Austrailia and America.

[10:29:01 PM] Thunder: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1333762462927.gif

[10:29:06 PM] The Duke: AFK

[10:29:12 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Duke is now pined to the wall

[10:29:17 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Its TIME!

[10:29:30 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles slaps The Duke with his giant wet noodle!

[10:29:32 PM] Egg Discord: My Hat Bankai and I are taking over Hawaii and no one gives a shit

[10:29:35 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: HAWKEYE RIPS OFF DUKES PANTS!

[10:29:39 PM] The Duke: HOUSE OF LORDS, PROTECT ME!

[10:29:49 PM] Fillydelphian: thunder, hate to interrupt, but i require aid in writing land

[10:29:50 PM] The Duke: House of lords uses teleport

[10:29:50 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: SPREAD DEM CHECKS BOY!

[10:29:58 PM] Bizzles: THE HOUSE OF LORDS CAN'T STOP AMERICA WE WILL GET YOU!

[10:30:00 PM] The Duke: Duke is away

[10:30:00 PM] Anon Alighieri: Anon Alighieri watches as the house of Lords form a protective sphere around duke

[10:30:10 PM] The Duke: The Duke can do this

[10:30:11 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Ali NO!

[10:30:13 PM] Egg Discord: NEXT, I SHALL CONQUER ALL THE AMUSEMENT PARKS

[10:30:37 PM] Thunder: Thunder Files for an injuction.

[10:30:39 PM] Egg Discord: AND I SHALL RAISE THE PRICES AT ALL THE THEME PARKS BY TWO DOLLARS!!!

[10:30:42 PM] Bizzles: Thunder, i will not rest until you are safe.

[10:31:01 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I MAY LOVE RAPE AND DEATH BUT I CANT LET THUNDER DIE

[10:31:07 PM] Gadget: http://i.imgur.com/KsAHE.jpg

[10:31:56 PM] Thunder: All will be fine, he can't actually do anything. He just mad that his country is a british creation.

[10:31:56 PM] Bizzles: Hawkeye, we cannot continue our strugle until our common enemy is dead.

[10:32:06 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg    Countries England (Now I) Own

[10:32:09 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye needs ass. Hawkeye begins to sniff the air

[10:32:25 PM] Bizzles: NO HAWKEYE!

[10:32:36 PM] Bizzles: WE HAVEN'T STOPED HIM YET

[10:32:37 PM] The Duke: RED TAPE RAPE TIME

[10:32:37 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I want SEX. I WANT RAPE

[10:32:46 PM] Bizzles: NO HAWKEYE

[10:32:47 PM] KITTY PONY: http://pastebin.com/zw6MDF92

[10:32:58 PM] Chronicler: Hey, Filly.

[10:33:01 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: EVERYONE GRAB MY DICK!

[10:33:05 PM] Chronicler: Favorite Amon Amarth song?

[10:33:10 PM] Chronicler: Thunder: I sent ya a message

[10:33:16 PM] Thunder: Thunder waits patiently in an alley.

[10:33:17 PM] Tvox: motherfucking mic check

[10:33:26 PM] Egg Discord: HAWAII AND ALL THE WORLD'S THEME PARKS ARE MINE

[10:33:27 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles slaps Hawkeyes dick with his GIANT NOODLE DICK

[10:33:31 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: GRAB IT NAO!

[10:33:32 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg

[10:33:33 PM] Bizzles: DICK WARS

[10:33:42 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg

[10:33:44 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg

[10:33:46 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg

[10:33:47 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg

[10:33:54 PM] Egg Discord: NOW I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OVER ALL THE BEACHES OF THE WORLD!

[10:34:07 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye's Bankai cannot be stopped

[10:34:16 PM] Bizzles: BUT MINE CAN'T EITHER!

[10:34:28 PM] The Duke: Leon, I control your country too

[10:34:35 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Leauge of Rape here!

[10:35:10 PM] Gadget: http://i.imgur.com/ClqgI.jpg

[10:35:59 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Egg will be next I need Rape!

[10:36:11 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye Teleports because he can

[10:36:18 PM] The Duke: http://satwcomic.com/art/damn-kids.jpg

[10:36:35 PM] Egg Discord: Good luck getting past all of my minions

[10:36:48 PM] Bizzles: I SEE YOU DUKE

[10:36:51 PM] The Duke: / uses Deny

[10:36:57 PM] Bizzles: EVEN WITH OUT HAWKEYE I WILL WIN

[10:36:59 PM] The Duke: The Duke uses red tape

[10:37:04 PM] Tvox: my Bankai allows mt to phase through everything and fly, allowing all access to everything

[10:37:05 PM] Egg Discord: I CONTROL ALL THE HATS IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONE WHO WEARS THEM

[10:37:06 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye ends up behind egg. Hawkeye whispers in his ear. "Bankai."

[10:37:15 PM] The Duke: The Duke uses red tape

[10:37:15 PM] Chronicler: [10:37 PM] Egg Discord:

 

<<< I CONTROL ALL THE HATS IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONE WHO WEARS THEMThat's bullshit

[10:37:20 PM] Chronicler: See, you don't control me.

[10:37:22 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: It now penetrats Eggs ANus!

[10:37:28 PM] Chronicler: And my hat is best hat.

[10:37:35 PM] Egg Discord: Egg Discord flies off on his beanie propellor hat yelling "Bankai"

[10:37:36 PM] The Duke: The Duke uses deport

[10:37:43 PM] Bizzles: BANKAI

[10:37:54 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Done with Egg

[10:37:58 PM] Cheese Officer: MrPoniator is fucking amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ldviQR1T4

[10:38:03 PM] Cheese Officer: Watch until the end.

[10:38:09 PM] Bizzles: Egg we need your help.

[10:38:13 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Teleports back to Bizzle because he fucking can

[10:38:16 PM] Bizzles: Join us to save thunder.

[10:38:18 PM] The Duke: The Duke is using Fier's Bankai to attack Bizzles

[10:38:23 PM] Bizzles: NO

[10:38:29 PM] Bizzles: IM SO BUTT HURT

[10:38:38 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye throws the Rod of Power infront of Bizzle

[10:38:48 PM] Bizzles: Ahh much better!

[10:38:49 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: My DICK IS POWERFUL

[10:38:57 PM] Bizzles: BANKAI

[10:39:05 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Bizzles take my bow!

[10:39:20 PM] Gadget: look at these fucking children

[10:39:23 PM] Gadget: no subtley

[10:39:26 PM] Gadget: no class

[10:39:32 PM] Gadget: you're already dead

[10:39:38 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles pulls out his DICK OF GIANT RAPE!

[10:39:52 PM] The Duke: The Duke owns your asses

[10:39:56 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye begins to rape the house of lords inside out!

[10:39:59 PM] Bizzles: OKAY EGG! I WILL FUCK YOU NOW

[10:40:14 PM] Egg Discord: Egg Discord flies off before rape

[10:40:20 PM] Anone Moose: Anone Moose spreads mayo on the walls of the house of lords.

[10:40:20 PM] Gadget: http://i.imgur.com/kPWoR.jpg

[10:40:27 PM] The Duke: The Duke uses execute

[10:40:51 PM] Bizzles: BIZZLES GRABS THE QUEEN AND RAPES HER! IM SORRY THUNDER IT IS THE ONLY WAY! THE HOUSE OF LORDS IS DONE!

[10:41:11 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: NO! SORRY THUNDER!

[10:41:15 PM] Gadget: you

[10:41:17 PM] Gadget: all of you

[10:41:24 PM] Egg Discord: Egg Discord summons the hat wearers of the worlds to bust him out, including the queen, who knights me

[10:41:25 PM] The Duke: The Duke uses red tape

[10:41:25 PM] Bizzles: YOUR BANKAI IS USELESS DUKE

[10:41:31 PM] Gadget: sound

soooooo

http://i.imgur.com/NYi2F.gif

[10:41:39 PM] Chronicler: [10:39 PM] Gadget:

 

<<< look at these fucking children

no subtley

no class

you're already deadFier gained a lot of respect from me just now.

[10:41:39 PM] Bizzles: NO YOU CANT THE HOUSE OF LORD IS IS GONE

[10:41:47 PM] Bizzles: ITS OVER!

[10:41:58 PM] Anon Alighieri: JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[10:42:07 PM] Anon Alighieri: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[10:42:09 PM] Anon Alighieri: AEIOU

[10:42:12 PM] Bizzles: OH NO JOHN MADDEN RUN!

[10:42:16 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye grabs his rod. I will miss you

[10:42:16 PM] Anon Alighieri: JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[10:42:19 PM] Bizzles: ITS TAKING OVER!

[10:42:20 PM] Egg Discord: HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAH

[10:42:31 PM] Tvox: rather than use my bankai, I shine a light into your faces and walk away while you are still seeing spots

[10:42:31 PM] Bizzles: TO EQUESTRIA EVERYONE!

[10:42:34 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Oh shit run!

[10:42:34 PM] Anon Alighieri: >John Madden takes the house of lords downt the field for a touch down

[10:42:37 PM] Bizzles: IT IS THE ONLY WAY

[10:42:45 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Dinkie I will rape you today

[10:42:48 PM] Cheese Officer: http://i.imgur.com/GLegJ.jpg

[10:43:09 PM] Bizzles: NO DINKY! HIDE BEHIND ME!

[10:43:12 PM] Bizzles: BANKAI

[10:43:15 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Sorry Hawkeye needs his taste of Filly

[10:43:25 PM] Bizzles: COME AT ME HAWKEYE

[10:43:32 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Bankai

[10:43:38 PM] Bizzles: IT BEGINS

[10:43:39 PM] Cheese Officer: Hide behind Bizzles' Bankai!

[10:43:50 PM] Anon Alighieri: http://i.imgur.com/srrAs.jpg

[10:43:54 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: I can handle this

[10:44:17 PM] Gadget: http://i.imgur.com/mlFki.jpg

[10:44:21 PM] Bizzles: Cheese, what is your bankai?

[10:44:32 PM] Cheese Officer: I don't have a bankai.

[10:44:34 PM] Cheese Officer: Yet.

[10:44:37 PM] Bizzles: Oh okay

[10:44:42 PM] Cheese Officer: Also, Fier, what the hell.

[10:44:44 PM] Bizzles: SUCK MY DICK STICK HAWKEYE

[10:45:07 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye makes his move. Dumbasses are distracted

[10:45:08 PM] Cheese Officer: Bizzles, what is YOUR Bankai.

[10:45:22 PM] Cheese Officer: (never watched Bleach, so I have no fucking clue how those even work)

[10:45:28 PM] Bizzles: MY BANKAI IS MY GIANT RAPE DICK NOODLE SUCK MY DICK HAWKEYE

[10:45:36 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye is behind cheese. Hawkeye whispers in his ear. "Bankai."

[10:45:49 PM] Bizzles: NO CHEESE

[10:46:01 PM] Bizzles: RAPE MAN I NEED YOU!

[10:46:07 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye shoves the Rod of Power in chees bunhole

[10:46:12 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: HAHA

[10:46:13 PM] Bizzles: ITS DANGALANG TIME!

[10:46:24 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Too late Rapeman! Too late!

[10:46:30 PM] Bizzles: RAPEMAN COMES OUT WITH HIS COCK OF JUSTICE!

[10:46:49 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye's babed wire begins to glow!

[10:46:52 PM] Bizzles: CHEESE I AM SORRY BUT YOUR SACRIFICE WAS NEEDED TO SAVE DINKY

[10:46:56 PM] Bizzles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[10:47:11 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles watches as Cheese Explodes

[10:47:20 PM] Bizzles: NOOOOOOOOO CHEESE

[10:47:21 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye teleports because he fucking can!

[10:47:28 PM] Bizzles: You were so young.

[10:47:30 PM] The Duke: The Duke watches as the queen masturbates

[10:47:37 PM] Bizzles: I WILL GET YOU HAWKEYE!

[10:47:53 PM] Bizzles: Don't care duke, your bankai is useless

[10:47:59 PM] Bizzles: FOR CHEESE

[10:48:24 PM] Cheese Officer: >mfw I wasn't even there

>yfw that was actually an imitation of me

>yfw that is my bankai

[10:48:27 PM] Thunder: "keep calm and carry on" - Exactly what I'm doing.

[10:48:41 PM] Bizzles: OH NO

[10:48:41 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: You cheat Cheese YOU CHEAT!

[10:48:49 PM] Bizzles: RAPEMAN SAVE ME!

[10:48:49 PM] Cheese Officer: I am the master of illusions.

[10:48:50 PM] The Duke: The Duke controls Australia and all it's animals

[10:49:03 PM] Bizzles: RAPEMAN IS HERE MOTHER FUCKER!

[10:49:20 PM] Gadget: To those who have lost their bankai: http://i.imgur.com/sxgBc.jpg

[10:49:24 PM] DJ-Anonn aka dakota: Hawkeye returns to his cave and wheeps. Maybe next time

[10:49:36 PM] Cheese Officer: Okay, Fier, that's just insane.

[10:49:42 PM] Cheese Officer: How do you create these, anyway?

[10:50:11 PM] Bizzles: Rapeman goes and sleeps with Bizzles in peaceful slumber. Good work today Bizzles.

Thanks Rapeman.

[10:50:20 PM] Egg Discord: Egg Discord dances with glee with his new fedora

 

Part 4

 

[3:31:22 AM] The Duke: MFW When Duke never came back

[3:31:29 AM] Anone Moose: lol

[3:31:41 AM] The Duke: [3:09 AM] Tvox:

 

<<< duke never came back...

[3:31:48 AM] The Duke: BULL SHIT NIGGER

[3:32:27 AM] The Duke: I have been spending time drawing Karkat and his sickles

[3:34:29 AM] Anone Moose: mfw duke is Duke. HE DOSE WHAT HE WANT'S.

[3:35:00 AM] The Duke: Im the ruler of a time lord, I can do what I want

[3:35:14 AM] Anone Moose: Yea.

[3:35:16 AM] Anone Moose: Wait.

[3:35:17 AM] Anone Moose: What.

[3:35:29 AM] The Duke: MAH BANKAI!!!!!

[3:35:33 AM] Anone Moose: :|

[3:35:42 AM] Anone Moose: I am talking to the Mayo gods.

[3:35:47 AM] Anone Moose: They don't care.

[3:35:57 AM] The Duke: Whirr whirr whirr

[3:36:09 AM] The Duke: Now you can't talk to any mayo related persons

[3:36:18 AM] Anone Moose: D:

[3:36:23 AM] The Duke: ]:)

[3:36:37 AM] Anone Moose: At least i'm still born.

[3:36:44 AM] The Duke: I love his mother too

[3:36:54 AM] Anone Moose: DUKE!

[3:36:58 AM] The Duke: M'yes

[3:37:04 AM] Anone Moose: GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE LEON NOT BE BORN!

[3:37:33 AM] The Duke: I can send a knife to his grandfather's testicles and erase him from time

[3:37:46 AM] Anone Moose: Yes...

[3:37:58 AM] Anone Moose: What the fuck are they playing?

[3:38:17 AM] The Duke: Tribes: Ascend. Halo Clone

[3:38:22 AM] Anone Moose: Oh.

[3:38:22 AM] Anone Moose: Yea

[3:38:24 AM] Anone Moose: That.

[3:38:33 AM] Anone Moose: Next time i play that

[3:38:37 AM] Anone Moose: I'm gonna go slow.

[3:38:42 AM] Anone Moose: AND WIN.

[3:39:15 AM] The Duke: My friend plays it, Im trying to get him on to troll

[3:39:24 AM] Anone Moose: oh god.

[3:39:50 AM] Anone Moose: I wanna play halo Custom editon.

[3:39:59 AM] The Duke: lol

[3:40:17 AM] Anone Moose: That was fun.

[3:40:53 AM] The Duke: TIME FOR THE TIME LORD

[3:40:58 AM] Anone Moose: LOL

[3:41:03 AM] The Duke: COGS FOR THE COG THRONE

[3:41:21 AM] Bizzles: Um can you change back from Fluttershy to human..you know...if you don't mind...

[3:41:37 AM] The Duke: *stare*

[3:41:45 AM] Bizzles: eeeep.

[3:41:47 AM] Bizzles: ....

[3:42:06 AM] The Duke: Where is Ironwill's training when you need it?

[3:42:39 AM] Bizzles: Turn me into a human now...Please? If it isn't to much?

[3:42:59 AM] The Duke: Disco, Should I do it?

[3:43:24 AM] Anone Moose: What?

[3:43:39 AM] The Duke: Should I change Bizzles back to human?

[3:43:44 AM] Anone Moose: Nope.

[3:43:48 AM] Anone Moose: Infact.

[3:43:52 AM] Bizzles: Eeeeep

[3:44:00 AM] Anone Moose: Turn him into a Magikarp.

[3:44:09 AM] Anone Moose: A level one magikarp.

[3:44:15 AM] The Duke: No, he evolves and Im fucked

[3:44:21 AM] Bizzles: Soon.

[3:44:27 AM] Bizzles: do it.

[3:44:36 AM] The Duke: Okay....

[3:44:44 AM] The Duke: Whirr Whirr Whirr

[3:44:50 AM] The Duke: You are now a  magikarp

[3:44:53 AM] Bizzles: pomf*

[3:44:56 AM] Bizzles: KARP

[3:45:00 AM] Bizzles: soon.

[3:45:04 AM] Anone Moose: She's so mad...

[3:45:05 AM] The Duke: With an everstone implanted in you

[3:45:14 AM] Bizzles: Oh damn.

[3:45:18 AM] Bizzles: Not soon.

[3:45:20 AM] The Duke: Never soon

[3:45:26 AM] Bizzles: Just wait.

[3:45:30 AM] Bizzles: Eventually.

[3:46:34 AM] The Duke: it is attached to your heart, it gets removed you die

[3:46:42 AM] Anone Moose: :D

[3:46:50 AM] Anone Moose: Also.

[3:47:08 AM] Anone Moose: Magikarp is the only sorce of food where you are.

[3:47:18 AM] The Duke: ]:)

[3:47:20 AM] The Duke: Here

[3:47:24 AM] The Duke: Fishy

[3:47:26 AM | Edited 3:47:39 AM] The Duke: Fishy

[3:47:43 AM] Bizzles: Magikarp can't be eaten, they are to hard.

[3:48:05 AM] The Duke: dragons mutha fucka

[3:48:10 AM | Edited 3:48:18 AM] Bizzles: Also, POKEMON CENTER WILL SAVE ME ONE DAY! Until then.

[3:48:24 AM] Bizzles: Bizzles swims off

[3:48:27 AM] The Duke: whir whir whir

[3:48:37 AM | Edited 3:48:41 AM] The Duke: you are locked in a dam

[3:48:50 AM] Bizzles: Why?

[3:48:55 AM] The Duke: I like you...

[3:49:03 AM] Bizzles: ...

[3:49:08 AM] Bizzles: I can deal with that.

[3:49:21 AM] Bizzles: Bizzles swims off again.

[3:49:56 AM] The Duke: Whir whir whir

[3:50:07 AM] The Duke: yyou are now a fluttershy that can't swim

[3:50:19 AM] The Duke: Niight

[3:50:26 AM] Bizzles: eeep

[3:50:34 AM] Bizzles: HELP ME SOMEPONY

[3:50:51 AM] The Duke: The Duke lifts you carefully out of the water

[3:50:53 AM] Anone Moose: Nnope.

[3:51:01 AM] Bizzles: Eeeeep...

[3:51:03 AM] Anone Moose: TRAITOR.

[3:51:17 AM] The Duke: *BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE*

[3:51:28 AM] Bizzles: Squeeeee!

[3:52:03 AM] The Duke: @ Disco: I'm gunna fatten her up and eat her later

[3:52:15 AM] Bizzles: AHHHHHHHHHHH'

[3:52:31 AM] The Duke: The Duke grip is too powerful

[3:52:46 AM] Bizzles: .........eeeep..............

[3:52:53 AM] Anone Moose: Oh

[3:53:00 AM] The Duke: Shhhh no talking, just dreams

[3:53:11 AM] Anone Moose: I wonder what fluttershy tastes like.

[3:53:16 AM] Anone Moose: Hopefuly ham.

[3:53:22 AM] The Duke: Chicken....I think

[3:53:26 AM] Anone Moose: No.

[3:53:32 AM] Anone Moose: That's scootaloo.

[3:53:34 AM] Bizzles: Angle comes and attacks Duke. Angle don't play no shit. Fluttershy grabs Angel and they fly away. Safe. For now...

[3:53:47 AM] Anone Moose: Uhhh

[3:53:51 AM] The Duke: Uhhh no

[3:53:56 AM] Anone Moose: I angel.

[3:53:57 AM] Anone Moose: Like

[3:53:59 AM | Edited 3:54:03 AM] Anone Moose: A year ago.

[3:54:10 AM] Bizzles: It is done.

[3:55:34 AM] The Duke: VRRRRSH VRRRSH VRRRSH into your living room. I snap angels neck and put a collar on you and lock you in a cage forged in the centre of a white star.

[3:55:48 AM] The Duke: there is no escape

[3:55:58 AM] The Duke: from The Duke

[3:56:05 AM] Bizzles: I burn up in the star. Goodbye.

[3:56:08 AM] The Duke: unno

[3:56:16 AM] The Duke: No, you dont die

[3:56:40 AM] The Duke: The metal was forged in the centre of the star, you are in my house

[3:56:57 AM] The Duke: I love my little shy

[3:57:01 AM] Bizzles: Bizzles wheeps

[3:57:03 AM] The Duke: for now

[3:57:34 AM] Bizzles: Angel...

[3:58:09 AM] Anone Moose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE

[3:58:18 AM] Anone Moose: I said that when i was eating angle.

[4:00:03 AM] Anone Moose: OH GOD.

[4:00:07 AM] Anone Moose: WHAT IS THIS.

[4:00:19 AM] Anone Moose: BACON MAN IN EQUESTIRA.

[4:00:32 AM] Anone Moose: HE ATE THEM.

[4:00:33 AM] Anone Moose: :|

[4:00:35 AM] The Duke: Sorry, Im hungry an your baon

[4:00:45 AM] The Duke: is your body

[4:00:54 AM] Anone Moose: NOOOO

[4:01:09 AM] The Duke: Want some bacon Bizzle-shy?

[4:01:13 AM] Gadget: http://i.imgur.com/NYi2F.gif

[4:01:27 AM] Bizzles: Yes. Yes I am.

[4:01:27 AM] Anone Moose: IT'S COVERED IN MAYO!

[4:01:34 AM] Bizzles: NO

[4:01:36 AM] The Duke: lol

[4:01:43 AM] Bizzles: BACON TURNS AROUND AND KICKS YOUR ASS

[4:01:47 AM] Anone Moose: EVEYTHING IS COVERED IN MAYO!

[4:01:48 AM] The Duke: you know I can hear you, just not speak

[4:01:54 AM] Bizzles: BACON DON'T PLAY NO SHIT.

[4:02:05 AM] The Duke: AINT START NO SHIT

[4:02:13 AM] The Duke: WONT BE NO DEATHBOMB

[4:02:22 AM] Anone Moose: NIGGA

[4:02:31 AM] Anone Moose: I AM THE ELEMENT OF MAYO.

[4:02:32 AM] Bizzles: Bacon is now a deathbomb.

[4:02:39 AM] Anone Moose: WUT NAO!?!

[4:02:42 AM] Bizzles: Good bye you mayo faggot

[4:02:55 AM] Anone Moose: What thread?

[4:03:25 AM] The Duke: Whirr Whirr Whirr

[4:03:33 AM | Edited 4:04:00 AM] The Duke: Mayo is now teleported away

[4:04:07 AM] Anone Moose: Bitch please.

[4:04:16 AM] Anone Moose: Anone Moose summons mayo

[4:04:30 AM] The Duke: This has to be a story

[4:04:31 AM] Anone Moose: I am a Mayomancer.

[4:04:39 AM] The Duke: Im a Chronomancer

[4:04:49 AM] The Duke: Chrono means time

[4:04:53 AM] Anone Moose: I put mayo all up in your time shit.

[4:05:04 AM] The Duke: ha

[4:05:06 AM] The Duke: hahahaha

[4:05:11 AM] The Duke: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[4:05:16 AM] The Duke: SILLY FILLY

[4:05:21 AM] Anone Moose: I over feed you mayo.

[4:05:24 AM] The Duke: MY TARDIS RUNS ON MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[4:05:25 AM] Anone Moose: :|

[4:05:28 AM] Anone Moose: OH NO.

[4:05:40 AM] The Duke: NIgger you went full Crackles

[4:06:04 AM] Anone Moose: >yfw it was actialy my jizz.

[4:06:44 AM] The Duke: Even more power

[4:06:46 AM] Anone Moose: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1333882874965.jpg

[4:06:59 AM] Anone Moose: Oh god...