Title: RapeMan In Equestria 2 Author: Bizzles Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Knc4KEC2 First Edit: Thursday 21st of June 2012 05:24:54 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 13th of January 2015 12:58:12 PM CDT "Alright, Who are you, and where am I?" >AB: "Well you're in Ponyville mister." >Ponyville. >That's creative. >SB: "And I'm Sweetie bell, she's Applebloom, and the pegasus over there is Scootaloo." "And where is Ponyville located?" >The yellow one and the white one give you strange looks. >The one with wings just keeps hoppen around shoving it's snout into the ground. >What the fuck is going on here? >Might have to rape the crazy out of that one. >AB: "What do ya mean, where is ponyville located? You crazy or sumthin'?" "Do you know who your talking to?" >S: "Bok bok BACOCK!" >The other two ponies start snickering. "What did she say?" >AB: "She said, How're we s'pose to know who ya are if you ain't even told us yer name?" "I have many names, but I mostly go by Rapeman." >You lean back on a nearby tree and wait for your identity to sink in. >SB: "Whats rape" >S: "Bok bok" >AB: "Let's go ask mah sis!" >CMC: "CUTIEMARK RAPERS AWAY!" >What just happened? >Oh wel- >Wait, what's that smell? >You look over to your left to see a cottage. >You see a flying yellow pony with pink hair off in the distance. >S'dangalang time. >Using your bankai of rape, you run with the speed of Kenyens towards the house. >RD: "Hey! You're pretty fast but I'm faster!" >You look over to see a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane. >She zooms off ahead of you and leaving you in a rainbow trail. "Hmmmm must be lesbian. Damn she's fast." >You always like a challenge. >That yellow pone will be there when you finish up with this bitch. "BOOMSHAKALAKA!" >And with that you take off, traveling at the speed of rape it's self. >You begin to close in on the dyke fast. >You take a leap of faith. >Even though you know that you will hit your target. >You don't need faith. >You don't even need hope. >You've got rape. >And boy has rape been good to you. >RD: "Hey! What the he- >You cut her off mid sentence as you latch on to her hind legs. >You then go to climbe on top of her. >This shit's happening in the sky. >You take hold of her thighs and rap your legs around hers. >You've locked yourself into position. >RD: "WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING!" "Silence. Only rape now." RD: "WHAT!" >She begins to fly fly higher up and goes into evasive maneuvers to shake you off. >Ha, child's play. "Bitch you gonna smell these baaaaaaaaaaaaaalls!" RD: "WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" "Bitch I don't know what that is, but you tried to out class the wrong man back there with that little 'I'm Faster' comment. Now you getting the dick." RD: "HELL NO I'M NOT! Let's see you handle a sonic boom!" >She begins her dive down. >You don't know what a sonic boom is but this has gone on long enough. "BOOMSHAKALAKA!" RD: "Wha-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" >You penetrate her type vag with your throbbing cock of all that is rape and justice. >The speeding bullet that was once this blue pony is now a dead weight falling out of the sky. "Pfft, that ain't gonna stop me bitch!" >You begin to thrust faster. >You feel her getting wet. "Hmmm you like that don't you? Don't worry girl, I'll rape the butch out of you." RD: "Whaahaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" "Ahhh I see you like this, don't hide it! I feel you getting wet cunt!" >Pomf! >The ponies wings spread out and catch the air currents. >The both of you begin to glide across the sky. >What the hell? RD: "Alright you win! Just please stop!" "Stop? BITCH I AIN'T EVEN STARTED YET!" >The power of your bankai begins to give you vast amounts of information on pony anatomy. >Ahhh so that's what happened to her wings. >I gave that bitch a wing boner. >Bitches love wing boners. >THIS IS RAPE! >SHE DOESN'T GET TO LOVE IT UNTIL YOU'RE DONE! >You take out your cock of doom. "BOOMSHAKALAKA IT'S DANGALANG TIME!" >You thrust your cock into that Bitch's ass. >Snap! RD: "OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK! >Her wings snap back to her body with a loud smack. >Crimson blood begins to drip down from underneath her wings. >The both of you fall from the sky. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUM BITCH! Those wings hit hard!" RD: "WE'RE GONNA DIE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!" "Haha, least you got some humor, bitch I got this." >You give her ass one last thrust bringing you over the edge. >You pull out your dick and use the your spewing cock as a means to slow down. >Ah shit, you fell like that one French nigga from the pink panther 2. >Except your giant ass hose was in your pants. >Slowly touch the ground and set down the blue pony. RD: "Why..." "Bitch what you mean why? I already told your bitch ass. Nobody is faster than me. Cunt." RD: "Will I ever see you again?" "GOD DAMN! What is wrong with you fuckers! Can't a guy rape a bitch and not have her want more god dammit!" >You run off into the forest. RD: "Thank you Rapeman, I'll never forget you! "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"