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RapeMan In Equestria 2

By: Bizzles on Jun 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.76 KB  |  hits: 158  |  expires: Never
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  1. "Alright, Who are you, and where am I?"
  2. >AB: "Well you're in Ponyville mister."
  3. >Ponyville.
  4. >That's creative.
  5. >SB: "And I'm Sweetie bell, she's Applebloom, and the pegasus over there is Scootaloo."
  6. "And where is Ponyville located?"
  7. >The yellow one and the white one give you strange looks.
  8. >The one with wings just keeps hoppen around shoving it's snout into the ground.
  9. >What the fuck is going on here?
  10. >Might have to rape the crazy out of that one.
  11. >AB: "What do ya mean, where is ponyville located? You crazy or sumthin'?"
  12. "Do you know who your talking to?"
  13. >S: "Bok bok BACOCK!"
  14. >The other two ponies start snickering.
  15. "What did she say?"
  16. >AB: "She said, How're we s'pose to know who ya are if you ain't even told us yer name?"
  17. "I have many names, but I mostly go by Rapeman."
  18. >You lean back on a nearby tree and wait for your identity to sink in.
  19. >SB: "Whats rape"
  20. >S: "Bok bok"
  21. >AB: "Let's go ask mah sis!"
  22. >CMC: "CUTIEMARK RAPERS AWAY!"
  23. >What just happened?
  24. >Oh wel-
  25. >Wait, what's that smell?
  26. >You look over to your left to see a cottage.
  27. >You see a flying yellow pony with pink hair off in the distance.
  28. >S'dangalang time.
  29. >Using your bankai of rape, you run with the speed of Kenyens towards the house.
  30. >RD: "Hey! You're pretty fast but I'm faster!"
  31. >You look over to see a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane.
  32. >She zooms off ahead of you and leaving you in a rainbow trail.
  33. "Hmmmm must be lesbian. Damn she's fast."
  34. >You always like a challenge.
  35. >That yellow pone will be there when you finish up with this bitch.
  36. "BOOMSHAKALAKA!"
  37. >And with that you take off, traveling at the speed of rape it's self.
  38. >You begin to close in on the dyke fast.
  39. >You take a leap of faith.
  40. >Even though you know that you will hit your target.
  41. >You don't need faith.
  42. >You don't even need hope.
  43. >You've got rape.
  44. >And boy has rape been good to you.
  45. >RD: "Hey! What the he-
  46. >You cut her off mid sentence as you latch on to her hind legs.
  47. >You then go to climbe on top of her.
  48. >This shit's happening in the sky.
  49. >You take hold of her thighs and rap your legs around hers.
  50. >You've locked yourself into position.
  51. >RD: "WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING!"
  52. "Silence. Only rape now."
  53. RD: "WHAT!"
  54. >She begins to fly fly higher up and goes into evasive maneuvers to shake you off.
  55. >Ha, child's play.
  56. "Bitch you gonna smell these baaaaaaaaaaaaaalls!"
  57. RD: "WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
  58. "Bitch I don't know what that is, but you tried to out class the wrong man back there with that little 'I'm Faster' comment. Now you getting the dick."
  59. RD: "HELL NO I'M NOT! Let's see you handle a sonic boom!"
  60. >She begins her dive down.
  61. >You don't know what a sonic boom is but this has gone on long enough.
  62. "BOOMSHAKALAKA!"
  63. RD: "Wha-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
  64. >You penetrate her type vag with your throbbing cock of all that is rape and justice.
  65. >The speeding bullet that was once this blue pony is now a dead weight falling out of the sky.
  66. "Pfft, that ain't gonna stop me bitch!"
  67. >You begin to thrust faster.
  68. >You feel her getting wet.
  69. "Hmmm you like that don't you? Don't worry girl, I'll rape the butch out of you."
  70. RD: "Whaahaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
  71. "Ahhh I see you like this, don't hide it! I feel you getting wet cunt!"
  72. >Pomf!
  73. >The ponies wings spread out and catch the air currents.
  74. >The both of you begin to glide across the sky.
  75. >What the hell?
  76. RD: "Alright you win! Just please stop!"
  77. "Stop? BITCH I AIN'T EVEN STARTED YET!"
  78. >The power of your bankai begins to give you vast amounts of information on pony anatomy.
  79. >Ahhh so that's what happened to her wings.
  80. >I gave that bitch a wing boner.
  81. >Bitches love wing boners.
  82. >THIS IS RAPE!
  83. >SHE DOESN'T GET TO LOVE IT UNTIL YOU'RE DONE!
  84. >You take out your cock of doom.
  85. "BOOMSHAKALAKA IT'S DANGALANG TIME!"
  86. >You thrust your cock into that Bitch's ass.
  87. >Snap!
  88. RD: "OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!
  89. >Her wings snap back to her body with a loud smack.
  90. >Crimson blood begins to drip down from underneath her wings.
  91. >The both of you fall from the sky.
  92. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUM BITCH! Those wings hit hard!"
  93. RD: "WE'RE GONNA DIE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!"
  94. "Haha, least you got some humor, bitch I got this."
  95. >You give her ass one last thrust bringing you over the edge.
  96. >You pull out your dick and use the your spewing cock as a means to slow down.
  97. >Ah shit, you fell like that one French nigga from the pink panther 2.
  98. >Except your giant ass hose was in your pants.
  99. >Slowly touch the ground and set down the blue pony.
  100. RD: "Why..."
  101. "Bitch what you mean why? I already told your bitch ass. Nobody is faster than me. Cunt."
  102. RD: "Will I ever see you again?"
  103. "GOD DAMN! What is wrong with you fuckers! Can't a guy rape a bitch and not have her want more god dammit!"
  104. >You run off into the forest.
  105. RD: "Thank you Rapeman, I'll never forget you!
  106. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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