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Futa Funa

By: Bizzles on Mar 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.36 KB  |  hits: 271  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Walking to Flutterbros house.
  2. >Hmmm what a beautiful night you think to yourself.
  3. "Hmmmm the moon's been in the same place for a while. Wonder whats going on."
  4. >"Funny you should say that."
  5. >Luna comes down from the sky.
  6. >What is she doing here?
  7. "Oh, hey Luna, what brings you here?"
  8. >"We've been following thou all night Anon."
  9. >Okay....
  10. "Well what do you need?"
  11. >"We were hoping you could teach us...Hmmm...The art of having fun."
  12. "Alright I can do that. Meet me tomorr-"
  13. >"Actually, we believe we shall do this now."
  14. "But I-"
  15. >She throws you on the ground and shoves cloth in your mouth to keep you from talking.
  16. >"Do not despair Anon, FOR THIS SHALL BE FUN!"
  17. >Fuck dat royal voice.
  18. >"Ready for the Funa Anon?"
  19. >Funa?
  20. >Dear god.
  21. >Funa has pulled out a cock.
  22. >"We have been waiting all night for this.
  23. >She shoves her cock down the once tight pit you called your asshole.
  24. "MMMHMHMHMHMHHHHMHMMMMHMHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMHM.
  25. >FACK!
  26. >She pulls out another cock.
  27. >Sadface.png
  28. >Two cocks in you ass.
  29. >The world as you know it is forever changed.
  30. >"THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!"
  31. >She begings to get rough.
  32. >Fuck why is this happening.
  33. >She unleashes a stream of spaghetti in one dick.
  34. >The other lets out a load of sauce.
  35. >She pulls off and begins to fly off.
  36. >"We thank thou Anon. Though hath taught us the way of fun.
  37. >Fucking Futa Funa
  38.  
  39. The End
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