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Love is Blind - (MLP - Twilight, Suggestive Themes)

By: BizzarreCoyote on Mar 27th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.22 KB  |  hits: 88  |  expires: Never
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  2. >Twilight's hooves met tree once more, the mare letting out a frustrated huff as apples fell out of the tree and into strategically placed baskets.
  3. >The alicorn mare was helping around Sweet Apple Acres, feeling like doing a little physical activity today.
  4. >As she planned, not a single apple hit the dirt, piling neatly into the five baskets.
  5. >That didn't make her any happier, even if it usually would.
  6. >One stallion kept running through her mind.
  7. >Not even a stallion, rather.
  8. >Called himself a 'man', a 'human'.
  9. >Twilight grunted again as she bucked the next tree in line.
  10. >...then groaned as she realized she forgot to set up the next line of baskets.
  11. >"Twilight, that's three times now. There somethin' on yer mind?" Applejack asked, trotting over.
  12. "I-it's nothing."
  13. >The orange pony snorted.
  14. >"Riiight. Ah believe that like Ah believe that it's gonna snow tomorrow."
  15. >Applejack took a seat next to Twilight, who had sat down underneath the tree.
  16. >"C'mon now Twi, after all the time we've spent together? Ah can tell when somethin's wrong."
  17. >The Earth Pony's piercing emerald eyes looked straight into Twilight's own amethyst ones.
  18. >Twilight flinched as a rosy blush came to her cheeks.
  19. "W-well, it's...embarrassing."
  20. >"Ah'm all ears."
  21. >Twilight sighed.
  22. "I'm...not sure how to say this..."
  23. >The orange pony simply listened, stetson ruffling slightly in the light breeze.
  24. "I...don't think I'm attracted to stallions." The alicorn said, sounding devastated.
  25. >"Oh, is that all?" Applejack said with a laugh. "Twilight, you of all ponies should know that a mare can love another mare!"
  26. "No, AJ, not that..."
  27. >Twilight sighed explosively.
  28. "I don't know how to say this tactfully, and it's starting to irritate me!"
  29. >Applejack flinched at the outburst, but quickly recovered.
  30. >"So jus' say it?"
  31. "Fine."
  32. >The lavender mare took a deep breath in to steady herself.
  33. "I...I think I'm falling for Anon."
  34. >Applejack took a step or two back in shock.
  35. >"Th-the human? Why?"
  36. >Twilight sighed and shifted her wings.
  37. "I don't know..." She mumbled.
  38. >"Didn't catch that."
  39. "I don't know!" Twilight shouted.
  40. >She felt like a filly again, being asked why the cookie jar was broken.
  41. >"Gotta be a reason, Twilight." The Earth Pony said evenly.
  42. "He...he's amazing. Adaptable to anything, intelligent..."
  43. >Twilight sighed, putting her head in her hooves.
  44. "He's...compassionate. Caring, in his own special way. I shouldn't feel this way about a non-pony!" The alicorn wailed.
  45. >Twilight felt tears coming on over her conflicting emotions.
  46. "What would my parents think? Would they disown me?!"
  47. >The back of Twilight's head lightly bumped the tree as she sighed in exasperation.
  48. "What about Celestia!? What if she tells me I'm wrong about this?!"
  49. >The Earth Pony merely laughed.
  50. >"Ah think they'd all say you used yer heart for what it's for."
  51. "W-what do I do if he doesn't feel the same way?!"
  52. >"All ya can do is tell 'im. If he doesn't feel the same, well...ya tried."
  53. >Twilight noticed the small huff that accompanied that.
  54. "You...don't like him, do you?"
  55. >The blonde-maned pony flinched like she had been struck across the face.
  56. >"No, no, Ah like 'im! He's plenty useful around th' farm when we need 'im!"
  57. >Applejack sighed, head low in shame.
  58. >"Ah just... think this is strange. Ah'm sorry, but that's just mah opinion. When Ah think of gettin' a stallion, Ah think of foals."
  59. >Applejack looked at Twilight again.
  60. >"Somethin' tells me he can't give ya that."
  61. >Twilight nodded glumly.
  62. "Worst part is? I know that...but I can't stop thinking about him."
  63. >Her head lifted off of the tree.
  64. "I've always read about being hopelessly lovestruck, but...never thought it would happen to me of all ponies."
  65. >AJ put a hoof on the stressed mare's shoulder.
  66. >"Just tell 'im. Anything that's gonna happen will happen, then you can either move on or stay with 'im."
  67. >Twilight nodded mutely, conflicted tears rising up briefly.
  68. "Thank you...I needed to hear that. I...don't trust anypony else to give me a straightforward answer anymore."
  69. >"Ain't no issue, Twi. Why don'tcha head on home, clear yer head. Ah can get the rest."
  70. "Are you sure?"
  71. >"Mmhm." The mare replied, deftly setting up another round of baskets and expertly bucking the tree.
  72. "Thanks, Applejack. I'll talk to you soon."
  73. >With that, Twilight walked out of the farm.
  74. >She didn't teleport, for two reasons.
  75. >Reason one, it gave her time to sort her thoughts out.
  76. >Reason two? The path went right past Anon's house, the human that had caught her affections.
  77. >An idea crossed Twilight's mind.
  78. "Three days from now is his third anniversary here. I...I think I'll tell him then. We'll spend the day together...I'll tell him when I think the moment's right! Sparkle, you are a genius!" She praised herself with a wide grin.
  79. >Her heart fluttered in her chest when she saw the human in the streets, carrying groceries home.
  80. >"Hey Twi, AJ let you off early?"
  81. "Y-yes, she did."
  82. >"Cool! It's only noon, wanna catch a bite to eat after I drop this stuff off?"
  83. >The mare's heart was beating so hard and fast she swore it would quit on her entirely.
  84. "S-sure!"
  85. >"Alright, give me about an hour to get this junk put away, then I'll meet you here."
  86. "N-no, I...let me help!" Twilight stammered.
  87. >The human raised an eyebrow, but shrugged when two of the four bags were lifted out of his grasp by a magenta aura.
  88. >"Thanks, those were starting to cut into my hand."
  89. >Now she had to simply resist telling him today, the timing wasn't right.
  90. >Which is when she smelled...him.
  91. >He had been sweating recently, likely due to the heavy bags he had been carrying.
  92. >Anon told her that sweating made him feel disgusting, and she agreed...
  93. >...but it made him smell absolutely intoxicating.
  94. >She only once ever let that little tidbit slip, and Anon hadn't heard it.
  95. >Twilight felt warmth spreading throughout her body...and to places that it really shouldn't be right now.
  96. >She clamped her tail down, hoping and praying Anon's sense of smell wasn't great.
  97. >The mare had never really tested his sense of smell, and, well.
  98. >As the saying went: "A manticore can't smell its own den."
  99. >She knew she was putting off some serious mating signals right now, just from the looks some stallions were giving her.
  100. >Twilight just didn't know how strong they were.
  101. >This human...did horrible things to her, all without even laying a hand on her.
  102. >...and she liked it.
  103. >She helped Anon put his groceries away, a process that took roughly five minutes with her help.
  104. >"Thanks Twi. Big time saver when you're here."
  105. >He clapped his hands together, and Twilight looked at him curiously.
  106. >"Now, I need to get a shower. I'm sweating and I stink, so if you want to stay down here while I do that, fine by me."
  107. >He started walking up the stairs.
  108. >"Otherwise, I'll meet you in the main square in about half an hour?"
  109. "Y-yeah, I think that would be best..."
  110. >"Alright Twi, see you in a bit!"
  111. >The mare teleported home immediately.
  112. >She hopped into the shower, planning to masturbate herself into a blissful coma.
  113. >Again.
  114. >Twilight hoped Spike couldn't hear her, but most of her really didn't care at the moment.
  115. >She just wanted that human to pin her down, take her as his...rut her into oblivion!
  116. >Twilight blinked.
  117. "Dear sweet Celestia, I'm a twisted pony..."
  118. >Stupid.
  119. >Sexy.
  120. >Human.