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Twilight gets eaten by a shark

By: Biscotti on Jan 16th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.86 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day the shit I come up with at two in the morning in Equestria
  2. >Be Anon
  3. >Be a shark
  4. >Swimmin' around, doin' yo sharky thang
  5. >This also happens to be the day a young Twilight Sparkle is vacationing at the beach
  6. >Little does she know, this is also the day she gets her first period
  7. >B-But hoers doesn't h-
  8. >FUCK YOUR SCIENCE I'M A SHARK
  9. >So as I was saying, this is the day Twilight's nethers are all tender and juicy
  10. >Yum
  11. >Putting on her little floaty, she places the tip of her hoof in the water
  12. >After shaking off the chill, she jumps straight in with a big splash
  13. >She kicks her little hooves and swims out a bit further, finding a nice spot to relax in the ocean
  14. >Poor thing doesn't even notice as she's carried further from the beach and out of earshot of her parents and the lifeguards
  15. >Around this time her tiny little candy vag starts bleeding into the water, her scent alerting you to her presence
  16. >Cue conveniently placed crab orchestra
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWLO4acMTCM
  18. >Thanks, boys
  19. >With a gusto, you speed through the water as fast as your sharky fins can carry you
  20. >Straight to your prize
  21. >Above you is a small mare, drifting in the ocean with nary a care in the world, plump, round bottom carried aloft by her rubber craft
  22. >Perfect
  23. >As you near your target, the view of her "wound" becomes apparent to you
  24. >A sliver of pink peeks out from beneath her hind legs
  25. >That's not what stops you, though
  26. >One of her hooves finds itself under the surface as she begins to rub at the source of your hunger
  27. >And it's spreading sweet pheromones into the water
  28. >You find yourself aroused by this sight, and as her ministrations become more erratic, despite the species difference, you decide to go in for the 'kill'
  29. >So to speak...
  30. >With a mighty roar you breach the water
  31. >This isn't fucking Jaws-
  32. >WITH A MIGHTY ROAR
  33. >The small mare screams at the sight of you, trying to paddle away even as your teeth sink into her float
  34. >You pull her back to you, anxious to claim your prize
  35. >Too panicked to use her magic, she turns in the death clutch of her now deflated craft, hooves flailing everywhere
  36. >As your jaws come down, she covers her face in fear of what is to be her last moment alive
  37. >...
  38. >After a moment of agonizing silence and inaction, she risks a peek out from under her hoof to see why she wasn't in blinding pain yet
  39. >Only to find you staring back, mouth keeping her firmly in place without hurting her
  40. >She lowers her hoof, letting her guard down
  41. >Your tongue takes this moment to strike
  42. >With one, firm lap, you slide your tongue across her marehood, eliciting a small yelp from the terrified pony
  43. >There's so much wrong with this I can't eve-
  44. >SHUSH
  45. >A blush immediately comes to her face, and she stammers in response
  46. >"M-Mister sh-AH-ark, wh-what ar-ar-areyoudoing?!" she gasps
  47. >Your only response is a blank stare
  48. >After all, you're a shark, it's not like you can speak or anything
  49. >Oh, for the love of-
  50. >SILENCE!
  51. >Really? Really? That's going too far for yo-
  52. >THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY
  53. >After another sharp intake of breath, you force her to release it by repeating the previous motion, earning the same squeal of surprise from her
  54. >This time you don't stop, working yourself into a rhythm
  55. >Her moans fill the air as she struggles futilely to escape your grasp
  56. >She places her hooves upon your snout and arches her back as the pleasure wracks her small frame without recourse
  57. >By now she's stopped trying to escape altogether, instead getting into it by grinding her hips against your tongue and the roof of your mouth as her arousal heightens
  58. >After a few more minutes of your tireless administrations, she reaches her peak as an orgasm crashes through her body like waves upon the shore
  59. >One massive scream later, she slumps into your maw, panting and exhausted from the experience
  60. >You hear tiny voices coming from the beach, other ponies having been made aware of your 'attack' from the scream just a few moments earlier
  61. >Before you pull away to escape, the tiny pony grips your snout and gives you a soft kiss on the nose, muttering a 'thank you' as you depart
  62. >Making it back to shore with the help of two lifeguards, the little pony is embraced by her parents, worried sick after the reported encounter
  63. >"Oh Twilight! We were so worried! Are you hurt anywhere?"
  64. >"Dear, are you alright? You look red in the face!"
  65. >Her blush intensifies
  66. >"Y-Yes, I'm fine. Just a little tired, is all."
  67. >The lifeguard and paramedics check her over for injuries
  68. >They say it was a miracle she got away unscathed
  69. ------------
  70.  
  71. >Several years later
  72. >"Come on, girls! While the sun is still out!"
  73. >Twilight Sparkle and her friends chat and laugh as they trot down the sandy beach
  74. >"Sure was nice of ya ta invite us ta the beach, Twilight."
  75. >"Yeah! Pretty awesome spot you got here! There's hardly anypony around!"
  76. >"W-Well the sign back there d-did say "Beware of Sharks", goodness, are you sure this is s-safe?"
  77. >"Darling, don't be so paranoid! Every beach has to have a safety sign or two, right?"
  78. >"Yeah! Like don't drink the sea water! Or don't party too hard! Or don't drink the sea water then party too hard! Ugh, that's a headache I'll never forget!"
  79. >"So why this spot, Twi?"
  80. >The purple mare blushes a little
  81. >"Well it's kind of been a tradition to come here every year. I used to come with my parents, but, well... Anyway, I decided to invite you girls this year, instead!"
  82. >Her blush doesn't go unnoticed
  83. >"Make sure to put on some sunblock, dear, you're going red in the face."
  84. >She scratches her head, blush growing a deeper shade of scarlet
  85. >After changing the subject, she rents a duck floaty from a nearby stand
  86. >"What's with the lame floaty? Don't you know how to swim yet?"
  87. >"Ehehehe, j-just tradition!"
  88. >"Twilight, aren't you going to come set up the blankets and umbrella with us, first?"
  89. >"You girls go on ahead," she bites her lip in anticipation "I've got a date with the ocean!"