Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

CYOA of anon taking it up the ass and OP raging (failed)

By: Biscotti on May 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.81 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >Angel is being a cunt again
  2. >Fluttershy thinks you can do something to calm him down
  3. >wat do
  4. -----------------------------------
  5. winning post: (sing Angel the song of your people)
  6.  
  7. >You sing Angel the song of your people
  8. >He slaps you
  9. >Fucking shitcunt douche
  10. >Now what?
  11. -----------------------------------
  12. winning post: (suck his penis)
  13.  
  14. >You begin fellating the little bastard
  15. >You're more than just a faggot now, you're a whore
  16. >All aboard the bunny ranch express
  17. >Fluttershy gasps and tries to hide her blush behind her mane
  18. >Angel is not impressed by the sloppy job you're doing
  19. -----------------------------------
  20. winning post: (wake up)
  21.  
  22. >You wake up
  23. >"You're in the matrix, anon"
  24. >Fuck your shit, nigger
  25. >Red or blue pill, decide
  26. -----------------------------------
  27. winning post: (blue pill)
  28.  
  29. >Fucking faggot rerolls
  30. >You swallow the blue pill like you swallow cum
  31. >You're back to sucking this little bitch's cock
  32. >Fluttershy has a hoof where you'd be putting your dick if you weren't a rabbit's whore
  33. -----------------------------------
  34. winning post: (Stop sucking, more fucking)
  35.  
  36. >The cock comes out of your mouth with a very audible slurping noise
  37. >The rabbit instructs you to bend over
  38. >You drop your trousers and wiggle your rear at him
  39. >You now have bunny dick inside your ass
  40. -----------------------------------
  41. winning post: (Hydrogen is the study of two atoms falling in love emotionally when two conjoined twins are present in spirit but can not appreciate each other fully because of conflicting outer morals. These outer morals contribute to a loss of self worth and further degrade the time skip necessary to evolve peace among the sentient species. Further research is almost certainly required.)
  42.  
  43. >"...Further research is almost certainly required."
  44. >The last thing you needed was for Twilight to show up out of fucking nowhere and give you a speech on hydrogen jizz
  45. >Speaking of jizz, your asshole is now full of it
  46. >Fluttershy is squeaking from an orgasm
  47. >Angel signed your back with a C-
  48. >Fucking cunt
  49. -----------------------------------
  50. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  51. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  52. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  53. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  54. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  55. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  56. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  57. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  58. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  59. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  60. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  61. Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
  62. -----------------------------------
  63. winning post: (as you are sucking him, bight it off and saw, I wank rabbit stew, take the fucker, cut along his stomach (don't hit the baldder or the meat will taste like piss), take out organs, skin be cutting the head and legs with the skin. Take of the meat and boil with cabbage and carrots for 15-20 minutes. Enjoy with soem gravy.)
  64.  
  65. >You turn around and bite off his dick
  66. >For the first time the little bitch has a voice
  67. >You yank out your hunting knife and begin to gut and skin the niggerfish
  68. >Fluttershy screams and faints on the carpet
  69. >You dice the fucker and boil the meat with cabbage and carrots
  70. >Your meal is done
  71. >You dig in, it tastes like bitch
  72. >The other animals are terrified
  73. -----------------------------------
  74.  
  75. 20 minutes later:
  76. >Half the readers gone
  77. >Buzz worn off
  78. >No gets anywhere
  79. >Experiencing 12 tiers of buttmad
  80. >Make Asian equivalent of spaghetti
  81. >Half of it spills on the floor
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data