Title:           Teenage Autist(Song Lyrics)(EqG)
Author:          BetAnonTheSecond
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/abfAM7ju
First Edit:      Wednesday 26th of April 2017 09:57:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 26th of April 2017 09:57:06 PM CDT

Some lyrics I came up with for some random thread that kept referencing Wheatus' song 'Teenage Dirtbag' from the movie 'Loser'
Lyrics aren't great but I do feel proud of myself for coming up with them so I'll keep them in my paste.
 
Song in question:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM(Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag)
 
>Her name is Sunset~
>When I have dreams about her~
>My bed gets wet.~
>Seeing her in her gym shorts.~
>Running a lap~
>I need to go fap~
>But she doesn't know who I am~
>And she doesn't give a damn about me~
 
>CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE AUTIST BABY!~
>YEAH I'M JUST A TEENAGE AUTIST BABY!~
 
>WATCHING A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS ALONE~
>oooh~ OOH~ ooh ooooOOooohh!~
 
>Her boyfriend's a cuck~
>He thinks he such a chad~
>But he'd probably fuck~
>A horse if he knew he could~
>He tried it before.~
>And ended up sore~
>But he doesn't know who I am~
>And he doesn't give a damn about me~
 
>CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE AUTIST BABY!~
>YEAH I'M JUST A TEENAGE AUTIST BABY!~
 
>WATCHING A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS ALONE~
>oooh~ OOH~ ooh ooooOOooohh!~
 
>OOOOH YEAH!~
>AUUUUUTIIIIIIIST~
 
>WELL SHE PROBABLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S MISSING!~
 
>OOOOH YEAH!~
>AUUUUUUUUTIIIIIIIST~
 
>WELL SHE PROBABLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S MISSING!~
 
>I'm at a party~
>She's here and I am lonley~
>Before I cry~
>I see her walk over to me~
>This must be fake~
>My dick starts to shake~
>How does she know who I am?~
>And why does she give a damn about me?~
 
>I got two free seats for Dash and the Rainbooms baby~
>Come with me Friday, Don't say maybe~
>I'm just a teenage autist baby like you~
>oooOOOooOOOoooh~
 
>FUCK YOOOU!~
>YOU BITCH!!~
 
>NO DON'T EVER CALL ME AN AUTIST!~
 
>FUCK YOOOU!~
>YOU DUMB BITCH!!~
 
>NO DON'T EVER CALL ME AN AUTIST!~