
LOOSE CANNON COP WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES
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Name: Ryan McClain
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Race: Manly
Class: Loose Cannon
Talent: Not playing by the rules [+10 to avoid DM's shitty rules]
Skills:
Blow shit up
Beat shit up
Shoot the shit out off things
Not playing by the rules
Fucking your shit
Perks:
Doesn't Play by the Rules: All rules are null and void for this character
As directed by Micheal Bay: No matter what happens, or what the case may be, where ever Ryan McClain goes, everything explodes.
Flaws:
2pro4u- You just can't handle this level of awesome
Inventory:
Balls of Steel
Explosion
A Worthless Rule Book to throw at people
3 Pistols
2 Assault Rifles
2000 Explosions
A Big Dick
A Lover in Every Port
A Gun in Every Hand
More Explosions
No Rules to PLay By
Every Michael Bay Movie Ever
Iron Fist