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LOOSE CANNON COP WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES

By: BestNameEver on Apr 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.78 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. Name: Ryan McClain
  2. Gender: Male
  3. Age: 35
  4. Race: Manly
  5. Class: Loose Cannon
  6. Talent: Not playing by the rules [+10 to avoid DM's shitty rules]
  7.  
  8. Skills:
  9. Blow shit up
  10. Beat shit up
  11. Shoot the shit out off things
  12. Not playing by the rules
  13. Fucking your shit
  14.  
  15. Perks:
  16. Doesn't Play by the Rules: All rules are null and void for this character
  17. As directed by Micheal Bay: No matter what happens, or what the case may be, where ever Ryan McClain goes, everything explodes.
  18.  
  19. Flaws:
  20. 2pro4u- You just can't handle this level of awesome
  21.  
  22.  
  23. Inventory:
  24. Balls of Steel
  25. Explosion
  26. A Worthless Rule Book to throw at people
  27. 3 Pistols
  28. 2 Assault Rifles
  29. 2000 Explosions
  30. A Big Dick
  31. A Lover in Every Port
  32. A Gun in Every Hand
  33. More Explosions
  34. No Rules to PLay By
  35. Every Michael Bay Movie Ever
  36. Iron Fist