Title:           Living with Berry: Lord of the Dance
Author:          Battle-Brother_Rune
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/L740QWwA
First Edit:      Saturday 12th of May 2012 12:43:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 12th of May 2012 12:43:31 AM CDT

>You sigh, it`s been a while since you’ve been here.
>Berry punch has been fairly accommodating though, as long as you had rent in on time she could care less.
>She even let you stuff the explosives you brought with you in the house so they wouldn’t get damaged.
>Though she was drunk at that time…..
>You shake your head, clearing your cluttered mind. You`ve been cooped up in the damn house for too long.
>Everyone has been busy or away. Even Berry Punch seemed to be busy at this time and so you had been left to do nothing but eat, sleep, and exercise.
>Boredom set in after the first week of this and you didn’t have any Holo-net to watch.
>Today, you`ve just wandered around the house while Berry was out getting groceries.
>You`ve pretty much got into everything that you could get into.
>You drank some, you ate, and you found Berry’s porn stash.
>What else is there to do? With a sigh you slump down into an old chair, your arm making a sound as the flat metal back rubbed against it.
>Your jetpack sat by the door.
>Maybe you could go help the Cutie Mark Crusa- No, fuck that.
>You aren’t getting dyed pink again.
>You rest your helmeted head against the back of the chair and start to close your eyes.
>Wait, you see something out of the middle of your eyes.
>It`s some kind of spinning device with a black disk sitting on it.
>You stand up and walk over to it. Maybe it’ll do something interesting?
>You mess with it for a few minutes before finding a button.  You pressed it.
>Normally you`d express caution about randomly pressing buttons but even a death trap would be entertaining at this point.
>A thin arm holding a small need drops down onto the record.
>It starts playing a song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGI1yawZ8hs )
>Hello, what’s this? Music? You look around the house, checking to see if anyone might be around.
>Of course there isn`t and Berry shouldn’t be home for a bit.
>You look at the song device and smile.
>And then you dance. A leap here, a twirl there.
>You had to admit, this was fun.
>You didn`t even notice the door creak open. You finish half a twirl before you notice Berry Punch standing in the door way with wide eyes and a pile of groceries at her feet.
>You stand there, your arms spread out and a leg sticks out in front of you. “Uhhh, this isn`t what it looks like! Ori’haat!”
>Berry gives you a look, the music playing behind you. “Yeah, looks like the big bad warrior likes to dance.”
> You give her the universal hand sign and push past her. “Where are you going?”
>You don`t respond and slam the door behind you, more out of embarrassment then anything.
>Berry watches the door for a minute before it swings open and an annoyed looking Anon stalks back inside. “I…forgot I lived here….”
>Berry facehooved at you and you sigh. Fuck it, you`re going to bed.