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Pinkie-Rape

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>You are Anon
>And it's Day 359 in Equestria
>Almost been a full year since you left Earth
>It's been pretty fun
>Except that part were Discord took over
>That day was just crazy
>You're out getting some new food
>You ran out of milk Yesterday when you were baking a cake
>That's right, you bake
>Pony food and salad isn't filling, so you learned to bake
>Well, you didn't mean to learn, you just picked it up from Pinkie
>When you first got here, you and Pinkie would hang out almost every day
>It's great having a friend like her
>Well, was great
1/here we go
>You got your milk and eggs and you were heading back home
>Ponies don't know it, but sometimes you make scrambled eggs
>It's your only source of protien
>"Anon, over here!"
>The voice came from a nearby cafe
>You turn to see Twilight and the rest of the Mane 6
>They must be getting lunch or something
>You walk over to the group of friends
>TS "Hello Anon, are you enjoying the book I gave you?"
Uh, yeah sure.
>No you were not
>A Comprehensive look at the Histroy of Equestria is not what you would consider causal reading
>But what will you do?
>R "Anonymouse, deary, you must let me make you something more appealing than that!'
>You look at your shit
>It's fine
>But Rarity always thinks it need sparkles
>AJ "His shirt is fine Rarity, besides, he don't need no stinkin' fancy cloths to work on the farm"
>Yes, you work on Sweet Apple Acers
>It's not like you had a choice
>It got too awkward to work with Pinkie at Sugar Cube Corner
2/yawn
>AJ "Ya'll won't be late tommorrow, will yah?"
No boss
>Your old job didn't require you to be up so early
>FS "Oh Anon, can I bother you to fix Angle's hutch? If that's ok with you"
>Having hands also makes you a great handy man
>Everyone wants you to fix something
>RD "No way, he's got to help me with a trick"
Rainbow, we've had this talk before
I can't help you with your tricks
>The only reason Dash even wanted your help is because your a "Mystical Creature"
>And if the Wonderbolts found out she did tricks with a human, she would be bound to get in
>Or some shit like that
>RD "Come on!"
Sorry Rainbow.
>The waiter pony arrives with everyp0ny's food
I won't keep you, Nice talking to you.
>TS "Nice talking to you too"
>Everyp0ony says some sort of goodbye
See yah Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight, Applejack.....
>Your eyes land on the last member of the group
>You can see her trying to hide from you by hiding her face with a nearby plant
......... Bye, Pinkie............
>You couldn't have said that more bitterly
3/how long will this be?
>You are now Pinkie Pie
>You're still hiding your face behind the plant
>You don't want Anon to see you
>You didn't make yourself look nice
>Oh man, what if he thought you were ugly?
>What if he told you you were ugly?
>You don't want Anon to talk to you
>You didn't know what to say
>What if you said something dumb?
>What if you looked dumb?
>Oh no, Anon would hate you if you did that
>Well, he already hates you
>He quit working at SCC cause of you
>You hear the others laughing
>TS "You can come out Pinkie"
>AJ "Oh man Pinkie, yah'lls a hoot"
4/Oh my
Is he gone?
>TS "Pinkie, he's gone."
>You remove your disguise
>RD "What, you scared of him or something?"
>AJ "Nah, she's terrified of him!"
>Applejack and Dashie falls down laughing
>R "Stop teasing Pinkie"
>Rarity places a hoof on your shoulder
>R "Pinkie, you can't keep hiding from Anon, darling"
>You look at your group of friends
>They all are giving you sympathetic looks
>R "If you keep being quiet around him, he may think you don't like him"
>TS "Listen to Rarity. Not talking to him may make drive him off"
>You begin to tear up
>They're right
>But you can't talk to him
>Everytime you try, giberish comes out
>This has never happened with anyp0ny else
I try, but I can't talk when he's around all I can say is Blah blouge klah
>They look at each other
>Then, they start laughing
"What?"
>R "PInkie, you like anon!"
"Of course, I like everyp0ny"
>AJ "Like-like him Pinkie."
>What?
>Like-like Anon
"Like how Mr. And Mrs. Cake like each other Like-Like?
>RD "Exactly!"
>You sit and ponder this though.
>It all makes sense.
5/meh
"But, who do I tell him I like him."
>RD "Wrestle him!"
>R "Rainbow! That will never work, she has to court him."
>TS "The most sensible thing to do would be to tell him."
"Just, go up to him and tell him how I feel?"
>AJ "Fluttershy, you've been quiet this whole time, how 'bout you put in your two bits?"
>FS "Well... *Mumble* Animals show each other that they love each other by *Mumble*"
>AJ "Whoa there girl, we don't want Pinkie doing anything crazy."
>TS "So its agreed that I'm right, right?"
>R "Sadly yes, Pinkie should just go and Tell anon her feelings."
>Everyone agrees.
"You sure this will work?"
>TS "It's the best option"
"I'm going to go tell Anon right now!"
>You bounce of to Anon's house
>You are Anon, and you wish Pony Alchol had more of a Kick
>You can't drink your problems away
>Knock at the door
>At this time of night?
>You get up and go to the door
>The sight of Pinkie throws you into shock
"Hey Pinkie"
6/?
>Oh dear what do I say?
>Ok Pinkie, we can do this
>Just say hello
"Helope"
>Helope?
>HELOPE?
>Helope?
>Thats odd, even for Pinikie
"Sooo, long time since we last talked"
>Right, it has been
>You've been avoiding him like an idiot
>Remember the plan!
"Yeah, Nonny, I uhh, er..."
>Come on say it
>Jeeze, what is wrong with this horse
"Do you have something you want to say? Or is this some kind of joke?"
>"Joke? What, but, I, What?"
"Pinkie, you out of no were stopped talking to, now you are here just wasting my time."
>"No Anon I-"
"What, hate me? I know that, I got the idea after you STOPPED TALKING TO ME!"
>You hurt Anon
>But you didn't mean to!
>You were nervous
>You didn't know what to say
>"You were my best friend!"
"Anon I-"
"Just go Pinkie"
>"Anon, I just want to say-"
>You don't let her finish, you just slam the door in her face
7/?
>He just slammed the door in your face
>He didn't let you finish
>You hurt him too much
>He doesn't want to see you
>But you love him, how can you show him that you don't hate him?
>Wait, what was it Fluttershy said?
>Yeah, that might work
>Oh god, Pinkie's just toying with you
>Calm down
>Move on Anon, you don't have to wait on her
>You begin to walk away from the door
>Knocking again.
"God damn it Pinkie"
>You head back to the door
"I don't want to see you ever-"
>After you open the door, you see that Pinkie's mane looks as though she just went swimming
>Before you could finish your sentance, Pinkie Knocks you out.
"All I have to do is show you."
8/8 for now
"Oh god my head"
>Waking up tied to a bed isn't exactly your idea of a good time
>You have no clue as to were you are
>Last thing you remeber is Seeing Pinkie
>Well, you think it was Pinkie, something was different about her
"Ow"
>It hurts to think
>"Are you ok down there?"
>Pinkie
"Pinkie? What the hell? were am I?"
>"Oh don't worry little Nonny, you're at Sugar Cube Corner, safe with me."
"Why am I here?"
>Pinkie emerges from the darkness
>Her mane still looks wet
>"Because you wouldn't listen you little silly"
"What?"
9/?
>Silly Nonny doesn't understand
>He will soon
>You walk up to the side of the bed
>You gently stroke his face
>You only have to show him
"Nonny, I'm doing this because you refuse to listen"
>"Listen to what?"
"Nonny, I love you"
>"......"
"That's why I stopped talking to you, I was nervous."
>"Pinkie-"
"I'm sorry that I hurt you. But now, I will make it all better"
>You go for his mouth.
>He tastes good
>Pinkie is attacking your mouth
>She tastes like candy
>Sweet sweet candy
>She Loves you
>That actually explains a lot.
>She let's you lips have a break
"Pinkie, what the hell?"
>"Don't worry Nonny, I'm going to make it up to you"
"What are you talking about?"
>"Let me show you"
>That's sounds suspecious
>That would be suspecious, but you're more worried about the fact that your pants are missing.
10/something
"Pinkie, were are my pants?"
>"Oh Nonny, your pants were preventing me from showing you that I love you"
"They whaHEYOH"
>She is already fondling your mandhood
>She's good for someone with hooves
>Anon Jr. is standing at attention
>"See Nonny? I only want to show you that I love you"
>She what?
"Pinkie, stop."
>You only just found out she loved you, you don't know if you love her back
>Also, you're pretty scared.
>"Nonny, I have to show you, you must know."
>You would say something, but she already was back in your mouth
>This time though, she was also sexing you
>You can't tell if you like it
>Nonny feels so good
>He feels right
>You wish you and he could be like this forever
>You keep going at him, feeling yourself getting closer
>He's getting closer as well
>Eventually, you both spray each other with your jucies
>You lie down next to Anon
"Oh nonny, I love you so much"
>"Pinkie, please. Let me go"
>It felt wrong
>Good, but wrong
>She just fucked you against your will
>What the hell?
>"But, Nonny"
>She sounded hurt
"Pinkie-"
>"It felt good, for both of us I know."
"Well yes it did"
>"So do you understand that I love you?"
"Yes but"
>"Do you love me back?"
>Well shit
11/?
"Pinkie, I only just found out how you feel, and then you-"
>"And then I showed you that I loved you"
"Well, yes. You did. Against my will."
>"Nonny, it was for the best."
"Best for who Pinkie?"
>She gets up and looks at you
>It's a look of worried confusion
"You have to give me time to figure out my feelings Pinkie"
>"You, don't love me back?"
"I didn't say that"
>She jumps off the bed
>He doesn't love you back.
>He hates you
>HE DOESN'T WANT YOU
>YOU TOLD HIM HOW YOU FELT
>WHY DOESN'T HE FEEL THE SAME WAY
>Maybe, you have to keep showing him
>You walk to the back of the room
>You grab a sedative
>The Cakes keep it for just in case you get a little too crazy
>You'll use it on Anon
>You just have to keep showing him you love him
12/?
>It's been the same routine
>Wake up tied to bed
>Pinkie comes in
>Sexes you
>Tells you that she loves you
>Asks if you love her
>You try to tell her
>Explain to her that you need to figure out your feelings
>Knock out
>No, you don't hate Pinkie for what she's doing
>You can tell that this isn't her
>Somethings different
>Why won't she listen to you?
>Maybe, if you tell her that you love her back, she'll listen
>yes, that's your plan
>Next time you wake up, that's what you'll do
>Hey, looks like it's time to wake up
>Your eyes Flutter open
>Its really bright
"wa?"
>"Oh good, you're awake Nonny. I thought I was going to have to celebrate without you"
>You're in Pinkie's room
>Clothed
>Decorations are set up and there's a big cake
>"Today, we are going to clebrate your 1 year Anniversary."
>You are Anon
>Day 366 in Equestria
13/?
>Pinkie looks back to her old self
>Jumping around
>Being all Pink n' Shit
>You're still being cautous
>"Oh, I have a gift for you. Wait right here."
>She runs out of the room, closing the door behind her.
>Nows your chance
>You take a running jump at the window
>You fall on the floor
>Fucking Plexiglass
>Run for the door
>Locked
>Sheit
>There's another door
>You head for it
>Closet
>Closet full of freaky shit
>Pictures of all kinds
>Photos and Drawings
>All of you
>Some have hearts on them
>Some have poetry
>A lot of the hand drawn one are of you and Pinkie
>You pick up one
>One's of you and Pinkie with a heart around it
>Cute
>You fold it up and put it in your pocket
"Did she really make all of this?"
>"Oh yes"
>You spin around
>You hadn't heard Pinkie enter
>Her mane was wet again
>She was holding a box with a bow on it
>"Nonny, don't you know not to go poking around in other people's property?"
>"It's really rude"
14/?
"Fucking Shit!"
>You're naked on the bed again
>She really didn't like you looking through her stuff
>Still tied down
>"Nonny, why don't you love me?"
>Cause you're crazy
"Pinkie, I just want out. I need to figure out my feelings"
>"You can figure them out here, with me! Just like it should be"
"Pinkie, I would prefer to be untied while I do this thinking"
>"If I let you go Nonny, I might never see you again"
>Your damn right
>Next day (You assume)
>"So Nonny, do you love me?"
>Execute lieforyourlife.exe
"Yes Pinkie, I love you so much"
>"Really Nonny? You really mean it?"
"I was a fool for not realizing it earlier"
>The cheesyness of that line makes you want to hurl
>"Oh Nonny, now we can be together forever!"
>Creepyness factor is over 4000%
>Pinkie quickly unties you
>She embraces you
>"Nonny~"
"Hey, Pinkie. Let's go up to the kictchen and bake a cake to celebrate!"
>"That's a wonderful idea!"
15/?
>You are baking a cake with Pinkie
>Your inital plan was to run, but you figured that she would be able to catch you
>You didn't want to know what she'd do if she caught you
>She's back to noraml at least
>Poofy hair and everything
>It was like you were working with her
>Just like old times
>"Want to help with the Icing?"
"Sure"
>At least she wasn't raping you
"Is there some special way to do it?"
>"I guess"
>She guides your hands with her hooves
>"This is how I do it"
>"Spead it carefully and evenly"
>You get an idea
>You put some icing on her nose
"oops"
>She laughs as she puts some on your nose
>It was a really cute moment
1 hour later
>You and Pinkie are watching some Back to the Future like movie
>Pretty dumb
>Everything seems really dumb when it's replaced with ponies.
>{Great Scott Marty, we have to get you Back, TO THE FUTURE}
>{Oh man Doc, this is heavy}
>Man, this was one of your favorite movies
>You feel something take your hand
>You look down
>Pinkie's hoof is on your hand
>"I'm really glad that we both feel the same way"
>Oh fuck you forgot that you were lying
16/?
>How could you have forgotten?
>I don't know
>Wait, does this mean you love her to?
>Dude, she raped you
>Stockholm Syndrom (noun): A phenomenon in which a hostage begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to his or her captor.
>FUCK!
>Dude, you are having feelings for Pinkie
>Run you son of a, hello
>Pinkie is kissing you
>Oh sweet Juan that taste
>"Anon, I love you. So much"
"I love you too Pinkie"
>SHIT DUDE YOU ACTUALLY MEANT THAT
>"Nonny, I want to make cupcakes
"We just finished making a cake, you sure you want to make Cupcakes?"
>"Not that kind silly"
>oh
>OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHh
>Ask yourself, do you really like her?
>........ Yes
>Ok then. Cupcake making here we go
"Let's make the best cupcakes the world has ever seen"
17/?
>You wake up
>It's Night
>Next to you is a very cute, sleeping Pinkie
>makes you want to HNG right there
>You really got to piss
>You groggily get out of the bed and walk down the hall
>You are Pinkie
>Somethings wrong
>WERE IS NONNY?
"Nonny?"
>Were did he go?
>HE LEFT YOU!
>What? Why?
>HE DIDN't LOVE YOU! HE TRICKED YOU!
>But, but.
>GO BACK AND GET HIM! SHOW HIM THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE TRICKED LIKE THIS!
>You grab a knife that you used to cut that cake you and your honey had ealier today
>How do you spell reliefe
>P-E-E
>You are shuffling back to bed so you may continue to sleep with your sleep Chimey-Cherry-Chenga
>"Oh Nonny, you are horrible at running away."
"What?"
>You rub your eyes
>A figure comes into view at the end of the hall
>She's holding something shiny
>"I like suprises Nonny, but not like this"
"Pinkie?"
>"Guess I haven't shown you enough"
18/18

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>You are Anon
>And it's Day 359 in Equestria
>Almost been a full year since you left Earth
>It's been pretty fun
>Except that part were Discord took over
>That day was just crazy
>You're out getting some new food
>You ran out of milk Yesterday when you were baking a cake
>That's right, you bake
>Pony food and salad isn't filling, so you learned to bake
>Well, you didn't mean to learn, you just picked it up from Pinkie
>When you first got here, you and Pinkie would hang out almost every day
>It's great having a friend like her
>Well, was great

1/here we go

>You got your milk and eggs and you were heading back home
>Ponies don't know it, but sometimes you make scrambled eggs
>It's your only source of protien
>"Anon, over here!"
>The voice came from a nearby cafe
>You turn to see Twilight and the rest of the Mane 6
>They must be getting lunch or something
>You walk over to the group of friends
>TS "Hello Anon, are you enjoying the book I gave you?"
Uh, yeah sure.
>No you were not
>A Comprehensive look at the Histroy of Equestria is not what you would consider causal reading
>But what will you do?
>R "Anonymouse, deary, you must let me make you something more appealing than that!'
>You look at your shit
>It's fine
>But Rarity always thinks it need sparkles
>AJ "His shirt is fine Rarity, besides, he don't need no stinkin' fancy cloths to work on the farm"
>Yes, you work on Sweet Apple Acers
>It's not like you had a choice
>It got too awkward to work with Pinkie at Sugar Cube Corner

2/yawn

>AJ "Ya'll won't be late tommorrow, will yah?"
No boss
>Your old job didn't require you to be up so early
>FS "Oh Anon, can I bother you to fix Angle's hutch? If that's ok with you"
>Having hands also makes you a great handy man
>Everyone wants you to fix something
>RD "No way, he's got to help me with a trick"
Rainbow, we've had this talk before
I can't help you with your tricks
>The only reason Dash even wanted your help is because your a "Mystical Creature"
>And if the Wonderbolts found out she did tricks with a human, she would be bound to get in
>Or some shit like that
>RD "Come on!"
Sorry Rainbow.
>The waiter pony arrives with everyp0ny's food
I won't keep you, Nice talking to you.
>TS "Nice talking to you too"
>Everyp0ony says some sort of goodbye
See yah Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight, Applejack.....
>Your eyes land on the last member of the group
>You can see her trying to hide from you by hiding her face with a nearby plant
......... Bye, Pinkie............
>You couldn't have said that more bitterly

3/how long will this be?

>You are now Pinkie Pie
>You're still hiding your face behind the plant
>You don't want Anon to see you
>You didn't make yourself look nice
>Oh man, what if he thought you were ugly?
>What if he told you you were ugly?
>You don't want Anon to talk to you
>You didn't know what to say
>What if you said something dumb?
>What if you looked dumb?
>Oh no, Anon would hate you if you did that
>Well, he already hates you
>He quit working at SCC cause of you
>You hear the others laughing
>TS "You can come out Pinkie"
>AJ "Oh man Pinkie, yah'lls a hoot"

4/Oh my

Is he gone?
>TS "Pinkie, he's gone."
>You remove your disguise
>RD "What, you scared of him or something?"
>AJ "Nah, she's terrified of him!"
>Applejack and Dashie falls down laughing
>R "Stop teasing Pinkie"
>Rarity places a hoof on your shoulder
>R "Pinkie, you can't keep hiding from Anon, darling"
>You look at your group of friends
>They all are giving you sympathetic looks
>R "If you keep being quiet around him, he may think you don't like him"
>TS "Listen to Rarity. Not talking to him may make drive him off"
>You begin to tear up
>They're right
>But you can't talk to him
>Everytime you try, giberish comes out
>This has never happened with anyp0ny else
I try, but I can't talk when he's around all I can say is Blah blouge klah
>They look at each other
>Then, they start laughing
"What?"
>R "PInkie, you like anon!"
"Of course, I like everyp0ny"
>AJ "Like-like him Pinkie."
>What?
>Like-like Anon
"Like how Mr. And Mrs. Cake like each other Like-Like?
>RD "Exactly!"
>You sit and ponder this though. 
>It all makes sense. 

5/meh

"But, who do I tell him I like him."
>RD "Wrestle him!"
>R "Rainbow! That will never work, she has to court him."
>TS "The most sensible thing to do would be to tell him."
"Just, go up to him and tell him how I feel?"
>AJ "Fluttershy, you've been quiet this whole time, how 'bout you put in your two bits?"
>FS "Well... *Mumble* Animals show each other that they love each other by *Mumble*"
>AJ "Whoa there girl, we don't want Pinkie doing anything crazy."
>TS "So its agreed that I'm right, right?"
>R "Sadly yes, Pinkie should just go and Tell anon her feelings."
>Everyone agrees.
"You sure this will work?"
>TS "It's the best option"
"I'm going to go tell Anon right now!"
>You bounce of to Anon's house

>You are Anon, and you wish Pony Alchol had more of a Kick
>You can't drink your problems away
>Knock at the door
>At this time of night?
>You get up and go to the door
>The sight of Pinkie throws you into shock
"Hey Pinkie"

6/?

>Oh dear what do I say?
>Ok Pinkie, we can do this
>Just say hello
"Helope"
>Helope?
>HELOPE?

>Helope?
>Thats odd, even for Pinikie
"Sooo, long time since we last talked"

>Right, it has been
>You've been avoiding him like an idiot
>Remember the plan!
"Yeah, Nonny, I uhh, er..."
>Come on say it

>Jeeze, what is wrong with this horse
"Do you have something you want to say? Or is this some kind of joke?"
>"Joke? What, but, I, What?"
"Pinkie, you out of no were stopped talking to, now you are here just wasting my time."
>"No Anon I-"
"What, hate me? I know that, I got the idea after you STOPPED TALKING TO ME!"

>You hurt Anon
>But you didn't mean to!
>You were nervous
>You didn't know what to say
>"You were my best friend!"
"Anon I-"

"Just go Pinkie"
>"Anon, I just want to say-"
>You don't let her finish, you just slam the door in her face

7/?

>He just slammed the door in your face
>He didn't let you finish
>You hurt him too much
>He doesn't want to see you
>But you love him, how can you show him that you don't hate him?
>Wait, what was it Fluttershy said?
>Yeah, that might work

>Oh god, Pinkie's just toying with you
>Calm down
>Move on Anon, you don't have to wait on her
>You begin to walk away from the door
>Knocking again. 
"God damn it Pinkie"
>You head back to the door
"I don't want to see you ever-"
>After you open the door, you see that Pinkie's mane looks as though she just went swimming
>Before you could finish your sentance, Pinkie Knocks you out.

"All I have to do is show you."

8/8 for now

"Oh god my head"
>Waking up tied to a bed isn't exactly your idea of a good time
>You have no clue as to were you are
>Last thing you remeber is Seeing Pinkie
>Well, you think it was Pinkie, something was different about her
"Ow"
>It hurts to think
>"Are you ok down there?"
>Pinkie
"Pinkie? What the hell? were am I?"
>"Oh don't worry little Nonny, you're at Sugar Cube Corner, safe with me."
"Why am I here?"
>Pinkie emerges from the darkness
>Her mane still looks wet
>"Because you wouldn't listen you little silly"
"What?"

9/?

>Silly Nonny doesn't understand
>He will soon
>You walk up to the side of the bed
>You gently stroke his face
>You only have to show him
"Nonny, I'm doing this because you refuse to listen"
>"Listen to what?"
"Nonny, I love you"
>"......"
"That's why I stopped talking to you, I was nervous."
>"Pinkie-"
"I'm sorry that I hurt you. But now, I will make it all better"
>You go for his mouth. 
>He tastes good

>Pinkie is attacking your mouth
>She tastes like candy
>Sweet sweet candy
>She Loves you
>That actually explains a lot.
>She let's you lips have a break
"Pinkie, what the hell?"
>"Don't worry Nonny, I'm going to make it up to you"
"What are you talking about?"
>"Let me show you"
>That's sounds suspecious
>That would be suspecious, but you're more worried about the fact that your pants are missing.

10/something

"Pinkie, were are my pants?"
>"Oh Nonny, your pants were preventing me from showing you that I love you"
"They whaHEYOH"
>She is already fondling your mandhood
>She's good for someone with hooves
>Anon Jr. is standing at attention
>"See Nonny? I only want to show you that I love you"
>She what?
"Pinkie, stop."
>You only just found out she loved you, you don't know if you love her back
>Also, you're pretty scared. 
>"Nonny, I have to show you, you must know."
>You would say something, but she already was back in your mouth
>This time though, she was also sexing you
>You can't tell if you like it

>Nonny feels so good
>He feels right
>You wish you and he could be like this forever
>You keep going at him, feeling yourself getting closer
>He's getting closer as well
>Eventually, you both spray each other with your jucies
>You lie down next to Anon
"Oh nonny, I love you so much"
>"Pinkie, please. Let me go"

>It felt wrong
>Good, but wrong
>She just fucked you against your will
>What the hell?
>"But, Nonny"
>She sounded hurt
"Pinkie-"
>"It felt good, for both of us I know."
"Well yes it did"
>"So do you understand that I love you?"
"Yes but"
>"Do you love me back?"
>Well shit

11/?

"Pinkie, I only just found out how you feel, and then you-"
>"And then I showed you that I loved you"
"Well, yes. You did. Against my will."
>"Nonny, it was for the best."
"Best for who Pinkie?"
>She gets up and looks at you
>It's a look of worried confusion
"You have to give me time to figure out my feelings Pinkie"
>"You, don't love me back?"
"I didn't say that"
>She jumps off the bed

>He doesn't love you back.
>He hates you
>HE DOESN'T WANT YOU
>YOU TOLD HIM HOW YOU FELT
>WHY DOESN'T HE FEEL THE SAME WAY
>Maybe, you have to keep showing him
>You walk to the back of the room
>You grab a sedative
>The Cakes keep it for just in case you get a little too crazy
>You'll use it on Anon
>You just have to keep showing him you love him

12/?

>It's been the same routine
>Wake up tied to bed
>Pinkie comes in
>Sexes you
>Tells you that she loves you
>Asks if you love her
>You try to tell her
>Explain to her that you need to figure out your feelings
>Knock out
>No, you don't hate Pinkie for what she's doing
>You can tell that this isn't her
>Somethings different
>Why won't she listen to you?
>Maybe, if you tell her that you love her back, she'll listen
>yes, that's your plan
>Next time you wake up, that's what you'll do
>Hey, looks like it's time to wake up
>Your eyes Flutter open
>Its really bright
"wa?"
>"Oh good, you're awake Nonny. I thought I was going to have to celebrate without you"
>You're in Pinkie's room
>Clothed
>Decorations are set up and there's a big cake
>"Today, we are going to clebrate your 1 year Anniversary."
>You are Anon
>Day 366 in Equestria

13/?

>Pinkie looks back to her old self
>Jumping around
>Being all Pink n' Shit
>You're still being cautous
>"Oh, I have a gift for you. Wait right here."
>She runs out of the room, closing the door behind her.
>Nows your chance
>You take a running jump at the window
>You fall on the floor
>Fucking Plexiglass
>Run for the door
>Locked
>Sheit
>There's another door
>You head for it
>Closet
>Closet full of freaky shit
>Pictures of all kinds
>Photos and Drawings
>All of you
>Some have hearts on them
>Some have poetry
>A lot of the hand drawn one are of you and Pinkie
>You pick up one
>One's of you and Pinkie with a heart around it
>Cute
>You fold it up and put it in your pocket
"Did she really make all of this?"
>"Oh yes"
>You spin around
>You hadn't heard Pinkie enter
>Her mane was wet again
>She was holding a box with a bow on it
>"Nonny, don't you know not to go poking around in other people's property?"
>"It's really rude"

14/?

"Fucking Shit!"
>You're naked on the bed again
>She really didn't like you looking through her stuff
>Still tied down
>"Nonny, why don't you love me?"
>Cause you're crazy
"Pinkie, I just want out. I need to figure out my feelings"
>"You can figure them out here, with me! Just like it should be"
"Pinkie, I would prefer to be untied while I do this thinking"
>"If I let you go Nonny, I might never see you again"
>Your damn right

>Next day (You assume)
>"So Nonny, do you love me?"
>Execute lieforyourlife.exe
"Yes Pinkie, I love you so much"
>"Really Nonny? You really mean it?"
"I was a fool for not realizing it earlier"
>The cheesyness of that line makes you want to hurl
>"Oh Nonny, now we can be together forever!"
>Creepyness factor is over 4000%
>Pinkie quickly unties you
>She embraces you
>"Nonny~"
"Hey, Pinkie. Let's go up to the kictchen and bake a cake to celebrate!"
>"That's a wonderful idea!"

15/?

>You are baking a cake with Pinkie
>Your inital plan was to run, but you figured that she would be able to catch you
>You didn't want to know what she'd do if she caught you
>She's back to noraml at least
>Poofy hair and everything
>It was like you were working with her
>Just like old times
>"Want to help with the Icing?"
"Sure"
>At least she wasn't raping you
"Is there some special way to do it?"
>"I guess"
>She guides your hands with her hooves
>"This is how I do it"
>"Spead it carefully and evenly"
>You get an idea
>You put some icing on her nose
"oops"
>She laughs as she puts some on your nose
>It was a really cute moment

1 hour later

>You and Pinkie are watching some Back to the Future like movie
>Pretty dumb
>Everything seems really dumb when it's replaced with ponies.
>{Great Scott Marty, we have to get you Back, TO THE FUTURE}
>{Oh man Doc, this is heavy}
>Man, this was one of your favorite movies
>You feel something take your hand
>You look down
>Pinkie's hoof is on your hand
>"I'm really glad that we both feel the same way"
>Oh fuck you forgot that you were lying

16/?

>How could you have forgotten?
>I don't know
>Wait, does this mean you love her to?
>Dude, she raped you
>Stockholm Syndrom (noun): A phenomenon in which a hostage begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to his or her captor.
>FUCK!
>Dude, you are having feelings for Pinkie
>Run you son of a, hello
>Pinkie is kissing you
>Oh sweet Juan that taste
>"Anon, I love you. So much"
"I love you too Pinkie"
>SHIT DUDE YOU ACTUALLY MEANT THAT
>"Nonny, I want to make cupcakes
"We just finished making a cake, you sure you want to make Cupcakes?"
>"Not that kind silly"
>oh
>OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHh

>Ask yourself, do you really like her?
>........ Yes
>Ok then. Cupcake making here we go

"Let's make the best cupcakes the world has ever seen"

17/?

>You wake up
>It's Night
>Next to you is a very cute, sleeping Pinkie
>makes you want to HNG right there
>You really got to piss
>You groggily get out of the bed and walk down the hall

>You are Pinkie
>Somethings wrong
>WERE IS NONNY?
"Nonny?"
>Were did he go?
>HE LEFT YOU!
>What? Why?
>HE DIDN't LOVE YOU! HE TRICKED YOU!
>But, but.
>GO BACK AND GET HIM! SHOW HIM THAT YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE TRICKED LIKE THIS!
>You grab a knife that you used to cut that cake you and your honey had ealier today

>How do you spell reliefe
>P-E-E
>You are shuffling back to bed so you may continue to sleep with your sleep Chimey-Cherry-Chenga
>"Oh Nonny, you are horrible at running away."
"What?"
>You rub your eyes
>A figure comes into view at the end of the hall
>She's holding something shiny
>"I like suprises Nonny, but not like this"
"Pinkie?"
>"Guess I haven't shown you enough"

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