Title:           PR: Chapter 5
Author:          Batanon
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First Edit:      Wednesday 20th of February 2013 06:47:38 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 20th of February 2013 06:47:38 PM CDT

>Oh Nonny, why are you so perfect?
>"Pinkie"
>If only you could love me back
>Our life would be so perfect
>"Pinkie"
>I just want to be with you forever
>"Pinkie!"
"Sorry Rarity, did you say something?"
>You are Pinkie Pie
>And you are having lunch with your friends
>R "Yes, I'm asking how your chat with Anon went"
"Chat? What Oh yeah. It went very well."
>They can't know
>It's fine Pinkie, they won't know
>They can't know
>R "So are you two..... You know?"
>TS "Rarity, that's a little personal"
"It's ok Twilight. We are having some sort of relationship going on"
>He will come around
>You're sure of it
>R "It was obvious"
>Obvious?
>If that was obvious she would be able to find out everything else
"How was it obvious?"
>R "You have a new haircut and you cut your sandwich into a heart"
>What? I did no such-
>Wow, I cut my sandwich into a heart
"Well what do you know?"
>RD "You should give it to Anon as a present!"
"Yeah! Nonny would love it!"
>It would be such a good gift for.....
"That was sarcasm."
>Rainbow Dash bursts out laughing.
>FS "Uh girls...."
>R "I'm happy for you two"
>AJ "I hope you two have a good relationship"
>FS "Girls"
>RD "It's going to be awesome"
>TS "It will be pretty cool"
>FS "Girls I think she is lying!"
>Everyp0ny stops and turns around to Fluttershy
"What are you talking about Fluttershy?"
>How could she know?
>How could she find out?
>FS "I went to Anon's house this morning and he wasn't there"
>AJ "Why did you go to Anon's?"
>She's trying to take your man!
>THAT BITCH!
>FS "I just went to check on him."
>Check on him?
"This morning? He was at Sugar Cube Corner, working with me!"
>TS "I thought he quit"
>Oh dang, she's right
"No, he came back."
>FS "Oh, well I'm sorry for blaming you of lying Pinkie
"Apology accepted"
 
>THAT BITCH
>SHE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
>Nonny's not in his house
>He's in the basement
>And you are in your room
>Drawing pictures of Nonny
>There are so many of them
>Ones with hearts
>Some of them depicting the perfect life you and Nonny will have together
>Right now it's one of Fluttershy
>She's ruining your perfect life
>She's going to ruin it for you!
>She's going to tell them that Nonny's missing and they'll look for him
>They could find him!
>They would take him away from you!
>YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
>You have to stop her
>How? How do you stop her?
>You remove her from the picture.
>You rip the picture of Flutterbitch in half.
>You’re not a killer.
>You can't kill her.
>No Pinkie, you aren't.
>But we have to change for love.
 
>Your eyes shoot open
>You turn your head and unleash a blast of undigested food
>You are Anon
>And you just barffed everywhere
>Oh god it tastes disgusting.
"Oh god that's gross"
>Wait, why are you Naked?
>Why are you tied to a bed?
>Oh yeah.
>Go read the other chapters.
>"Oh good, Nonny's awake!"
>FUCK
>Pinkie comes out of the darkness
>"How is my special sweetie doing?"
"Pinkie, let me go"
>"Silly Nonny, I can't do that until we make you better."
>Crazy bitch
>Pinkie places a tray on your chest
>"Now it's time to eat up!"
>The tray is covered in cakes and pastries.
>you just threw up, you don't really feel like eating
"Can't feed myself while I'm tied up."
>"Look like I will have to feed you!"
>She picks up a cupcake with her hoof and shoves it in your mouth
>You spit it out
>"Nonny, you won't have any energy if you don't eat!"
>You won't eat for this straight haired imposter
>There is no way this is Pinkie
>Pinkie wouldn't do any this.
"You should let me go. People are going to ask where I went!"
>"Oh, everyone is a little bit too concerned with something else."
"What? Did somep0ny die?"
>"Actually, yes."
>What?
"Who?"
>She sits down and gets teary eyed
>"My dear friend Fluttershy!"
>Oh god.
>You were always creeped out by her, but you didn't want her to die.
>That's creepy
"Who would want to kill her?"
>"I don't want to talk about it."
>She throws a newspaper at you
>It falls perfectly, in an open position
>Right onto the article
 
Today, Element of Harmony wielder Fluttershy was found dead in her home.
Police say she was not only cut many times, but hung by her own intestines. The heart was found on the wall, stuck there with a bloody knife.
On the same wall, printed in blood were the words "YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME!"
 
>Hard to believe a paper would be so graphic
"How horrifying."
>"It's terrible isn't it?"
"I don't know what to say. You must feel horrible."
>Pinkie stops crying
>"No, she was trying to ruin our fun!"
>Wut
>"She had to be stopped Anon!"
>She didn't
>Pinkie wouldn't do such a thing.
>Right?
"Pinkie, tell me you didn't kill Fluttershy."
>"I didn't kill Fluttershy"
>No. She's lying. It's hard to see, but you can tell when Pinkie is lying.
"Pinkie Promise me you will tell the truth."
>"What, why?"
"Do it."
>She gets a nervous look
>"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>Bingo
"Did you kill Fluttershy?"
>Her legs begin to wobble
>Sweat drops from her face
>"She was trying to end our fun!
"DID YOU KILL FLUTTERSHY?"
>"YES! I HAD TO!"
>Oh god
"What happened to you Pinkie?"
>"Nonny, I did what I had to!"
"Did you really have to kill her?"
>Pinkie walks back a few steps
>She begins to contemplate
>She turns to you, crazy eyed
>"Yes, and I would again."
"What is wrong with you?"
>"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NONNY?"
>She's yelling at you
>"I have done so much for our love, and you keep pushing me back and back."
>You don't respond
>You turn your head away
>You can't look at her
>"Nonny, I want you to know I will do anything to make this relationship work"
>You feel something penetrate you shoulder
>You look
>She injected you again
>The tranquilizer
>"Even if I have to keep trying over and over again!"
>Anon whited out!