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PR: Chapter 5

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  1. >Oh Nonny, why are you so perfect?
  2. >"Pinkie"
  3. >If only you could love me back
  4. >Our life would be so perfect
  5. >"Pinkie"
  6. >I just want to be with you forever
  7. >"Pinkie!"
  8. "Sorry Rarity, did you say something?"
  9. >You are Pinkie Pie
  10. >And you are having lunch with your friends
  11. >R "Yes, I'm asking how your chat with Anon went"
  12. "Chat? What Oh yeah. It went very well."
  13. >They can't know
  14. >It's fine Pinkie, they won't know
  15. >They can't know
  16. >R "So are you two..... You know?"
  17. >TS "Rarity, that's a little personal"
  18. "It's ok Twilight. We are having some sort of relationship going on"
  19. >He will come around
  20. >You're sure of it
  21. >R "It was obvious"
  22. >Obvious?
  23. >If that was obvious she would be able to find out everything else
  24. "How was it obvious?"
  25. >R "You have a new haircut and you cut your sandwich into a heart"
  26. >What? I did no such-
  27. >Wow, I cut my sandwich into a heart
  28. "Well what do you know?"
  29. >RD "You should give it to Anon as a present!"
  30. "Yeah! Nonny would love it!"
  31. >It would be such a good gift for.....
  32. "That was sarcasm."
  33. >Rainbow Dash bursts out laughing.
  34. >FS "Uh girls...."
  35. >R "I'm happy for you two"
  36. >AJ "I hope you two have a good relationship"
  37. >FS "Girls"
  38. >RD "It's going to be awesome"
  39. >TS "It will be pretty cool"
  40. >FS "Girls I think she is lying!"
  41. >Everyp0ny stops and turns around to Fluttershy
  42. "What are you talking about Fluttershy?"
  43. >How could she know?
  44. >How could she find out?
  45. >FS "I went to Anon's house this morning and he wasn't there"
  46. >AJ "Why did you go to Anon's?"
  47. >She's trying to take your man!
  48. >THAT BITCH!
  49. >FS "I just went to check on him."
  50. >Check on him?
  51. "This morning? He was at Sugar Cube Corner, working with me!"
  52. >TS "I thought he quit"
  53. >Oh dang, she's right
  54. "No, he came back."
  55. >FS "Oh, well I'm sorry for blaming you of lying Pinkie
  56. "Apology accepted"
  57.  
  58. >THAT BITCH
  59. >SHE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
  60. >Nonny's not in his house
  61. >He's in the basement
  62. >And you are in your room
  63. >Drawing pictures of Nonny
  64. >There are so many of them
  65. >Ones with hearts
  66. >Some of them depicting the perfect life you and Nonny will have together
  67. >Right now it's one of Fluttershy
  68. >She's ruining your perfect life
  69. >She's going to ruin it for you!
  70. >She's going to tell them that Nonny's missing and they'll look for him
  71. >They could find him!
  72. >They would take him away from you!
  73. >YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
  74. >You have to stop her
  75. >How? How do you stop her?
  76. >You remove her from the picture.
  77. >You rip the picture of Flutterbitch in half.
  78. >You’re not a killer.
  79. >You can't kill her.
  80. >No Pinkie, you aren't.
  81. >But we have to change for love.
  82.  
  83. >Your eyes shoot open
  84. >You turn your head and unleash a blast of undigested food
  85. >You are Anon
  86. >And you just barffed everywhere
  87. >Oh god it tastes disgusting.
  88. "Oh god that's gross"
  89. >Wait, why are you Naked?
  90. >Why are you tied to a bed?
  91. >Oh yeah.
  92. >Go read the other chapters.
  93. >"Oh good, Nonny's awake!"
  94. >FUCK
  95. >Pinkie comes out of the darkness
  96. >"How is my special sweetie doing?"
  97. "Pinkie, let me go"
  98. >"Silly Nonny, I can't do that until we make you better."
  99. >Crazy bitch
  100. >Pinkie places a tray on your chest
  101. >"Now it's time to eat up!"
  102. >The tray is covered in cakes and pastries.
  103. >you just threw up, you don't really feel like eating
  104. "Can't feed myself while I'm tied up."
  105. >"Look like I will have to feed you!"
  106. >She picks up a cupcake with her hoof and shoves it in your mouth
  107. >You spit it out
  108. >"Nonny, you won't have any energy if you don't eat!"
  109. >You won't eat for this straight haired imposter
  110. >There is no way this is Pinkie
  111. >Pinkie wouldn't do any this.
  112. "You should let me go. People are going to ask where I went!"
  113. >"Oh, everyone is a little bit too concerned with something else."
  114. "What? Did somep0ny die?"
  115. >"Actually, yes."
  116. >What?
  117. "Who?"
  118. >She sits down and gets teary eyed
  119. >"My dear friend Fluttershy!"
  120. >Oh god.
  121. >You were always creeped out by her, but you didn't want her to die.
  122. >That's creepy
  123. "Who would want to kill her?"
  124. >"I don't want to talk about it."
  125. >She throws a newspaper at you
  126. >It falls perfectly, in an open position
  127. >Right onto the article
  128.  
  129. Today, Element of Harmony wielder Fluttershy was found dead in her home.
  130. Police say she was not only cut many times, but hung by her own intestines. The heart was found on the wall, stuck there with a bloody knife.
  131. On the same wall, printed in blood were the words "YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME!"
  132.  
  133. >Hard to believe a paper would be so graphic
  134. "How horrifying."
  135. >"It's terrible isn't it?"
  136. "I don't know what to say. You must feel horrible."
  137. >Pinkie stops crying
  138. >"No, she was trying to ruin our fun!"
  139. >Wut
  140. >"She had to be stopped Anon!"
  141. >She didn't
  142. >Pinkie wouldn't do such a thing.
  143. >Right?
  144. "Pinkie, tell me you didn't kill Fluttershy."
  145. >"I didn't kill Fluttershy"
  146. >No. She's lying. It's hard to see, but you can tell when Pinkie is lying.
  147. "Pinkie Promise me you will tell the truth."
  148. >"What, why?"
  149. "Do it."
  150. >She gets a nervous look
  151. >"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
  152. >Bingo
  153. "Did you kill Fluttershy?"
  154. >Her legs begin to wobble
  155. >Sweat drops from her face
  156. >"She was trying to end our fun!
  157. "DID YOU KILL FLUTTERSHY?"
  158. >"YES! I HAD TO!"
  159. >Oh god
  160. "What happened to you Pinkie?"
  161. >"Nonny, I did what I had to!"
  162. "Did you really have to kill her?"
  163. >Pinkie walks back a few steps
  164. >She begins to contemplate
  165. >She turns to you, crazy eyed
  166. >"Yes, and I would again."
  167. "What is wrong with you?"
  168. >"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NONNY?"
  169. >She's yelling at you
  170. >"I have done so much for our love, and you keep pushing me back and back."
  171. >You don't respond
  172. >You turn your head away
  173. >You can't look at her
  174. >"Nonny, I want you to know I will do anything to make this relationship work"
  175. >You feel something penetrate you shoulder
  176. >You look
  177. >She injected you again
  178. >The tranquilizer
  179. >"Even if I have to keep trying over and over again!"
  180. >Anon whited out!